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Hello, this is Koffee with Karan Season 7.
And, I am... You guessed it right, Karan Johar.
Well, in the last few years, thanks to the internet.
I've learnt a lot of things about myself.
I'm regularly informed by assorted headlines,
that I am some sort of, well, mafia dictator,
presiding over my own little kingdom of Bandra and Juhu.
My Twitter feed reminds me,
that I've a disproportionate amount of power.
From climate change to your bad banana bread.
I'm somehow responsible for all of it.
I am an offer too good to resist.
Nobody in Bollywood can turn me down.
If you only knew the harsh truth,
of what I really go through.
I've heard more no's from movie stars,
than I've from potential lust interests.
And the last, but the most potent power.
Pun unintended, I am the deity of reproduction in Bollywood.
The only reason people have babies evidently,
is because I can launch them.
What can I say?
Not all superheroes wear capes.
Some of us just like our Louis Vuitton.
Let's get on with the show then.
I'm really excited for you to meet my two guests today
on Koffee with Karan.
Both of them represent different generations of film families.
They are both unabashedly filmy.
Bollywood is not just their profession,
it is who they are.
They paired up for the first time recently.
And their energy together onscreen is combustible.
Off-screen, I'm just hoping my set survives them.
Please welcome then,
Anil Kapoor, the Benjamin Button of Bollywood.
The man who's always in character,
as the OG movie star and Varun Dhawan.
Star, so filmy, so filmy,
he felt the legendary Govinda's monologue,
in a film spoke to him directly.
I told you he was filmy. Let's welcome them,
Varun Dhawan and Anil Kapoor in the Koffee house.
Lovely.
Lovely. Lovely. Lovely.
Please welcome Anil Kapoor and Varun Dhawan in the Koffee house.
So excited to have you both on the couch.
I can't wait to Bru some exciting conversations.
Has Rohit Shetty sponsored this episode?
Why?
Because I've all the cars on--
You have all the cars.
Well, if you blast, then perhaps he may.
May...
So my cars and you blasting on the show.
And we'll be a combination for a Rohit Shetty film.
-Let's do it. -But, I wanna just say,
that there's one big point of commonality,
between the two of you in my life.
AK is my first friend in the business.
He's my first superstar friend,
who talked to me at a party when no one else did.
And you're the first baby I kind of put into the business.
The thing is, you know Varun as a kid,
when you worked with his father.
Do you have a recollection of this filmy kid,
who was always ready to explode on celluloid?
Usually, I don't talk about the past.
Yes.
So, let's talk about the future.
Let's talk about the present.
So when I met him on the set.
I thought that he is a very typical,
David Dhawan's son, so you know...
He comes with the 'number 1' tag.
-Yes. -But he...
But he's less of David Dhawan's son,
and more of Anil Kapoor's son.
Really?
-You know, that's why I feel... -Why did you feel that way?
I felt that way because, he wants to do his best.
If he's doing this show also, he wants to be the best.
-Yeah... -He wants to-
-He's an audience pleaser. -Audience pleaser.
-Correct. -He's a people's person.
Absolutely. He's not...
We'll see what happens.
He's hard-working, got a great sense of humour,
he's mischievous, he's funny.
-Is he a naughty boy? -I have to say...
that he's the most mischievous person I've ever worked with.
He's the most mischievous person.
His humour...
The thing is, I think he keeps his humour 24/7 on,
on the set.
And surprising to say,
that this man was the chirpiest,
most energetic,
Most, like 'come on, we've got to make this movie a hit'.
We've got to make this movie a hit.
Great.
And I am also going to say this on record.
I told Rohit also this.
That I wish and I pray,
that every two years I've to do one film with Anil sir.
You were... His energy was infectious.
His positivity towards the work.
One thing that I remember.
We were in his room, and we were rehearsing the lines.
And Neetu ma'am.
And he was like 'Neetu, just remember
the line like you know your mother'.
'Remember the line like you know your mother, come on.'
Do you know your lines like you know your mother, AK?
No, no, these days what I feel is...
Obviously, I try to do...
Like someone was asking me,
why don't you use a teleprompter?
Correct.
You're having trouble with your lines.
It's the age factor, etc etc.
I said the problem is,
for the teleprompter you've to pay 150 crores,
then you can use the teleprompter. Otherwise...
These days I am also trying...
I said let's use it, my fee is also going up.
But not high enough to use a teleprompter.
I see, not that high.
Okay okay, not that much...
Ranveer Singh tells me that his way of motivating himself on a set,
is just saying I'm looking fantastic.
-Feeling fantastic. -He is fantastic.
It's the best kind of self-love.
And you believe in that, AK.
-That's who you are. -Absolutely.
You know, because what happens is,
there are times... A time comes when people stop praising you.
-Yes. -That's right.
If they are not praising you, praise yourself.
Yeah.
Praise is, you know, for an actor.
-It helps you-- -Always, always has to be there.
-Helps you do better. -So you like doing...
Motivating yourself by praising yourself.
Absolutely, yeah. Absolutely.
But he's damn hard-working.
He's ready with the scene.
He writes his lines.
He discusses the pitching.
What you're talking about is what a normal actor,
-who knows his work must do. -Karan, he goes...
And AK's been doing this whole career.
Exactly, but he goes to...
But after so many films,
you feel like an actor can relax.
Why are you saying so many films?
What do you mean?
I mean you've done many, sir.
Are you trying to make me a veteran, or senior?
No, no, even I want to learn from your experience.
Don't exaggerate.
Look at the way I am looking.
Flat, six-packs.
-I've just seen his six-packs. -I've seen it.
And in fact, I really want to show it to everybody.
Anil Kapoor.
Can we have a look at Anil Kapoor?
-Woah... -Oh, wow.
AK, hats off.
I mean if I took my t-shirt off,
I don't know what...
I think the Internet would collapse.
No, no, fortunately, what happened was,
150-200 photographs were taken.
And two came out pretty nice.
No, no.
I get that this is his Monday motivation.
I get it. I totally get it.
And thank you.
AK, you look hot as hell.
Amazing.
-What an inspiration to everyone -Shall I give him the gift?
-Give him the gift. -But, I understand this is his...
Karan, we got something for you.
You're doing the show so well.
And since you like diamonds so much,
we got this for you.
These diamonds we got you. Let me put it on for you.
Why have you made me Hiroo?
-You have to wear it. -Don't cover his face.
But why the hell do I have to wear this diamond?
-It's a choker, Karan. -I don't want to wear this choker,
it's choking me. Can you remove it?
At least one segment do like that.
Like this, I am looking like Hiroo.
You're already wearing so much ice.
And there is one more over there.
Are you mad?
So every time you praise us, you'll get some diamonds.
Okay, I am holding this, because it's choking me.
I understand AK's entire reason to motivate us on a Monday.
Can you explain to me,
what you have been doing?
What script are you reading?
You've posed with a script in your hand to look like this.
It just shows sometimes.
Sometimes when you're reading it just shows.
And please, Anupam has said...
"it's easier to remember the lines without the shirt on."
-Yes. -"Easier to remember lines..."
Well, we've to talk about Anupam and his shirtless-
How many shirtless pictures is he posting?
-Who? -Anupam Kher.
In your house, He's going to the gym and becoming shirtless...
AK and AK as in Anupam Kher and Anil,
have decided to go Salman Khan on us,
which is great.
But you, can you explain all these images,
that are on a daily basis flooding our Insta feeds.
This is the way I feel very comfortable in my van.
Like this?
You know, Karan, I feel...
Whatever makes you happy, you should do it.
Exactly.
And what would make me happy is if Varun you can remove this.
-Yes. -Yeah, yeah, please.
I know it's beautiful.
Thank you very much for this grand gesture.
But I feel like it's really choking.
It's alright, I am so sorry.
I will hold this very close to my heart.
Both of them.
Both. Thank you very much for these.
-No, no, it's him, it's him. -It's him.
I don't give anything, I only take.
I mean diamonds.
Now tell me, Varun, you're new to the game of marriage.
And I call it the game of marriage,
because eventually, it's a game that all couples have to play.
There is giving, there is taking,
there's responding, there's reflecting.
There's a lot that goes on within the landscape of a marriage.
What has it been?
Has it been any different for you, then what it was before?
Not at all...
You pretty much married your college sweetheart.
School sweetheart.
It's been amazing.
I think she's the best thing, that's happened to me in my life.
She's the balancing factor of my life.
And she...
She doesn't even ask for much, she doesn't demand much.
She just wants my time. She is just amazing.
And my dog... My family is not complete.
No, I will get into Joey,
your new addition to your family.
AK, married for so many years.
Is this the kind of response you have as well,
to your successful marriage for many decades?
No, this is one of the lessons I've taught him.
You've to praise your wife, you've to say how happy you are,
and how your wife,
you know, makes you happy and all that.
This is all scripted.
-I've taught him. -Oh, you've taught him.
-Yes. You've to praise your wife.
-But is there a game that you play-- -This is the game.
-This is the game.
Why do you think 'Jugjugg Jeeyo'...
Why we could all identify with, you know.
You could bring in.
Yeah, it's real. You'll see the real me in that film.
But the real you...
The real you was...
The real you in the film was cheating on your wife.
Sorry.
-The real you in that movie was- -Can't hear you.
The real you in the film was cheating on your wife.
Didn't understand that one.
What is your theory on infidelity in a marriage?
No, I don't believe in that.
You know, we're very sincere, very honest.
You know, completely...
How's my accent?
Why is there an accent?
Because you're speaking about my wife.
Why are you talking like this about your wife?
-I don't know, suddenly I... -These questions do that.
These answers have to be given in Hollywood.
I just wanted your theory on infidelity.
You feel like it exists,
but it's each personal couple's reaction to it.
-And we should address it-- -I don't...
-You don't endorse. -I don't.
-Do you endorse it? -Not at all. Not at all.
You were on and off in your relationship dynamic,
with Natasha before that. And you've, of course,
you know, been a boy about town.
-And that's the way you should be. -Boy about town what?
Like in terms of like you've...
You've been a boy about town.
I don't know how else to word it in a way that doesn't...
I didn't even go to town that often, so...
I was not talking about you driving to South Bombay.
I was talking that you've had a fair amount of...
Interactions with many other girls.
Before you decided to kind of cement your relationship,
and get married, and well done.
There is a focus on fidelity in marriage.
You love this...
But, you love this theme... infidelity.
I love it because I'm intrigued by infidelity.
You made a film about it.
'Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna.'
We addressed this mildly in 'Jugjugg Jeeyo' as well...
But does this mean that you know a lot of people,
who are cheating in their marriages?
Yes.
Who?
-I am not... -You just asked us this question.
-But I am not-- -Why don't you tell us?
I don't endorse it.
He doesn't endorse it and I don't endorse it.
And... is there a...
Why is he attracted to this theme of infidelity?
No, no, I am interested in human behaviour in general.
Have you cheated in your relationship?
So I feel like, and let me get there.
Are you a cheater?
Am I cheating?
I've to be in a relationship to cheat.
in your relationship?
You're saying you're not in a relationship.
On national TV right now.
You're saying you're not in a relationship.
No, I know... You know I am not in,
and you know I broke up.
That's what I wanted.
You wanted that out of me.
You know I broke up,
and you were very supportive in that relationship.
-I was. I was. -Thank you very much.
But I broke up, and now I am not cheating,
because I don't have anything to cheat on.
But there is a focus, I believe on fidelity and infidelity.
But is there a difference between emotional infidelity,
and sexual infidelity?
-I think the biggest... -This is very deep.
I think you'll have to call other actors.
Because, me and Varun... We're the wrong people.
Which other actor should I go to ask this question?
If you want deep answers, I can go on.
-Yeah. -You know, I am very versatile.
You know it.
Sorry...
No, no, you tell me what tone do you want?
No, I don't want... I am not doing your audition.
-Do you want a very serious-- -No.
My question was, this is hilarious.
Emotional infidelity is when you're in love with somebody,
and therefore stepping out of the boundary of marriage.
Sexual infidelity is just like wham bam, thank you, ma'am.
And over.
So sometimes there is a thought that,
sexual infidelity is not a deal breaker in a relationship.
People believe that.
Is it a deal breaker for you?
Hundred per cent.
It's a deal breaker for my wife and my dog.
Your dog?
I don't think he'll be happy about it.
You'll tell your dog if you cheat on your wife?
They can sense things, come on.
He'll know first. He'll bark.
The minute I enter, like 'bow',
he'll come to know.
So I am not going there.
So if you cheat on your wife, your dog will bark.
He'll tell my wife.
Are you scared more of your wife or your dog?
Ahh...it's a good question.
I am more scared of my wife.
I am not scared of anyone.
I think you know...
Both are bad.
But I think emotional...
-What is it called in English? -Infidelity.
Infidelity.
-Infidelity. -Yes.
That to me is a complete deal breaker.
Alright.
-Okay, so getting out of this zone. -Both are, but that definitely is.
-Alright, okay great. -Yeah.
Getting out of the zone of infidelity,
what is the other point of commonality of course,
and the other thing that all three of us have been somewhere,
had to face the phenomena of nepotism in so many ways.
AK, you come from a film family,
that has produced producers and actors.
Your siblings, your children, your dad.
I mean it's a film family it's a legacy.
Similarly, Varun, when I launched you 10 years ago,
it wasn't even a thing.
But now, apparently, any relationship you have,
and when it gives you that first access into the business,
is now called nepotism. And is...trolled.
People have said all kinds of things.
I mean, you know that we've all somehow,
borne the brunt of it.
Is there a final word we have on this theme,
on this topic, about what the reality is.
So AK, starting with you, because you really are...
in the thick of it.
What is your take on this?
I just don't take it seriously.
-You don't. -No, I don't.
Yeah...
I feel just keep on doing your work,
and your work speaks.
Yeah.
You know, this is the kind of profession,
especially, if you're an actor, you can't pass on
that legacy to your...
To your brother or your son.
Yeah.
Either you have it or you don't have it.
When I started my career, you know.
At that time, of course, there was Sunny,
-there was Sanju... -Jackie.
-No, Jackie, was... -Was an outsider.
In a way, but still, he was, you know...
He got the first break from Subhash Ghai.
So he himself became like a, you know, A-lister.
Just with that one announcement. So obviously, I at that time was...
You know, I was doing bit roles. I was doing South Indian films.
And I did feel, you know, kind of...
Not feeling good about it.
Why?
So, did you feel, Jackie, who was not an insider--
-Still. -I still felt it.
Who had the privilege of being launched by Subhash Ghai?
-You felt a little... -Yeah, till I didn't...
The day I signed Yash Chopra's film, I felt,
Oh, now I am fine.
Did you feel insecure about Jackie's success at that time?
Well, yeah, he became a huge success,
and I remember so well...
And he was such a sweet guy, that we would be shooting.
If he ever got an autograph book.
Earlier, it was like...
He knew they were all taking his autographs.
But...sign it.
So I knew that all of them had come for him.
But he would give it to me.
That's amazing.
Yeah. Then I would sign, and then...he would sign.
But it's so strange, and the irony of this is amazing to me,
is that today you're considered like, you know...
Your children have borne the brunt of it.
And then your brother's children have, as a result, you know.
But to you, yourself...you've had this opposite feeling.
-You actually were-- -Yes.
You were insecure about an outsider.
Yeah...of course, I felt that...
You know, why... You know why not...
You know, when Sunny got his break,
and Sanju was launched.
-Subhashji's films... -But that's also...
because you never got launched as a hero.
No, what I am saying is-
-I was doing bit roles. -Exactly.
-I started with bit roles. -You were building it.
Yeah, I was building. I was doing bit roles.
So, obviously...I went through--
you went through your own zone.
A lot of...
Varun, when I look at your graph,
you of course were and are David Dhawan's son.
And that is, but that is nobody will believe it,
and nobody will really believe us, when we say it,
that I don't think I signed you on for Student of the Year,
because you were David's son.
What I saw, I saw on my own. And I had...
It had nothing to do with the fact that you come from,
you know, an illustrious film family.
But what is your idea on this,
what is your final say on it?
You know, it's something that definitely exists.
And as society evolves, and you go ahead,
you can't turn a blind eye to these things.
You need to respect them, if they are coming with so much force.
-Yeah... -From the public.
But I've just...
I think as time has gone on, I've decided to stay in my own lane.
And, you know, it's too...
And I just want to focus on what I am doing.
Like he said.
You ignore it.
It exists. There is an advantage.
But you do... I know this personally,
you do get very worried about what people have to say.
I know you're protective about me many a time.
You've called me and said, "Karan, don't do this, don't do that".
"You will get trolled."
You are very-very...
-No, because-- -Now you're saying this,
but you do get very hyper.
There is, but because I feel there is a misinterpretation,
of how people actually are.
Like the way, I know you,
I just feel you're very misinterpreted.
Like people just look at you and think something else,
than what you actually are.
They just see Karan Johar as an exterior,
Like they will see these diamonds you're wearing,
they'll see this snazzy suit you're wearing,
and they will believe that this is what Karan Johar is.
They don't want to believe that he's a father,
he's a loving son. He runs an office,
how well he takes care of his entire staff.
I am just saying there are these certain human things,
which I feel then get...
They don't know who you are,
they just believe and perceive you to be.
The other thing is... I absolutely agree with that.
The other thing that AK brought up was,
in a competitive way, which he said was in his time,
he felt it for Jackie.
And he's honest enough to talk about it.
And you know, about Sunny...
There was this sense each generation has,
that lot of actors...
This has been happening since time immemorial.
Since the time of Dilip Saab, Raj Saab and Dev Saab,
-who were competitors. -Yeah.
Then it happened with Shah Rukh and Aamir and Salman.
And then of course it happened with you
and Jackie and Sanju and Sunny.
And it goes on.
There's Ranbir and Ranveer and Tiger and you.
Is there a feeling of insecurity that ever creeps in?
That they could be bigger stars, better actors.
I need to get there.
Or I am a bigger actor, a better star.
Honestly... If I've to be very honest on this,
the only person I feel very healthily competitive,
and I have since the beginning of my career is Alia.
-Alia? -Yeah.
Always, and I think that's because she did
"Highway" before I did "Badlapur".
Yeah...
So it was a very...
It was like, you know, she switched...the switch, suddenly.
How unique that you're...
That is who you feel threatened by.
But as a society now we've to start accepting that,
our female leads are also heroes or bigger than heroes.
Yeah-yeah, of course. I don't know why...
-I mean totally. -Exactly.
Like she is opening bigger than so many male leads.
Exactly.
So you accept that and seek inspiration almost, as a performer.
you have this competition with her in your head.
It's a very...friendly and a very- She has it with me.
Strong one as well.
It's always in a friendly way.
It's not to put down the other.
I am going to ask you an honest question,
-that I haven't asked you otherwise. -Yeah.
For example, like I mentored you.
Yeah-yeah.
We have such a close association,
but when I say sign Ranveer Singh in a film,
does that bother you on any level?
It definitely... It definitely makes me think that,
shit, am I slipping, have I not done something.
Have I not had that body of work for Karan not to,
again not come to with the film.
Because I've worked with some great directors...
I've worked with Sriram, I worked with Shoojit sir,
I am working with Nitesh sir.
So I am seeing all these really big...
Probably national award-winning directors,
you know, take me in their films.
As a director. Purely as a director.
-Yeah -yeah.
I am like, why isn't Karan not feeling,
like I can do these parts.
You know, why is he no feeling,
that I'll just go, give it my all. I would...
And I would get that scale, and that full Karan Johar presentation.
Because I've been a big fan of Karan as a director.
So yeah, I do feel... I do feel that to a point.
It's not about Ranveer.
I would feel it whether it's Ranbir, Ranveer,
or whether it's any new actor for that matter.
I would feel that why...
But I take it in the way that am I not doing enough?
Do I need to prove more?
Do I need to give that one more performance,
which is gonna like make everyone stand up and wake up?
But, why haven't you ever told me this?
I don't think I should ask for work.
-I am not asking for work. -Just the...
Sometimes you just have to speak your heart out.
We're close enough.
No, for me... profession is a profession.
I can never force...anyone that I am close to
to take me in a film.
I can say I want to work with you sir.
Because I admire you as a maker.
Please take me.
I'll do anything and everything that needs to be done.
I'll prep, I'll do everything, I'll work super hard.
I'll give you my 5000%
and then it's up to the person.
I don't believe in doing that emotional...thing to get a film.
This is amazing.
And I am glad we spoke about it.
Okay, on a lighter note.
We actually have a few callers,
who are going to seek marital advice.
From both of you, who are at different
stages of marriage in your life.
One freshly minted, and one, of course, veteran married.
So can we have callers who are very...
Veteran marriage, veteran actor...
-Veteran actor... -It's over the top now.
For this entire section, we should do a...
Bring that cutting, bro.
Cutting?
Come, son.
-Where is it? -He's gone to get it.
-What is the cutting? -We've got...
-Why have you'll got this? -Because...
-You've made it into tea... -We'll change our seats also.
Let's change our seats, some improv you know.
-Would you like some, sir? -No, thank you.
One cup?
-I don't drink tea. -You don't.
I am the Koffee guy.
Now, you've changed your seats also, very nice.
For marital advice with cutting tea.
It's beautiful.
Can we have the first caller, please?
Sorry.
Hello.
Hello. Yes.
Hi, so I have...
I want to get some advice from Anil sir.
Yes.
Me and my wife, we've been married for 20 years.
I am 44, and my wife is 42.
We really want to bring back the spice in our marriage.
What's your name?
-What's your name? -My name is Nikhil.
How old are you?
-44 -I am 44.
You are only 44,
what will happen when you reach my age?
What will happen to you when you reach my age?
So what is the advice you'll give him?
I've to meet them personally.
I can't just give some advice, you know,
I've to meet them personally.
Maybe he means like how he can up his game in the bedroom.
Roleplay.
-Sorry? -Roleplay.
Roleplay.
Karan, why don't you give. Because I cannot give advice just...
Without seeing the person.
I've to meet that person. I've to meet...
Nikhil and his wife.
But are you like a sexual therapist,
that you need to meet in person.
No, not... Spice-up is not only because of sex.
-I think it's sex only. -Nikhil.
-Yes. -Nikhil, what is it?
-Are you talking about... -Are you and your wife like...
Do you'll do intercourse?
You'll...
No, I mean how frequently do you'll...
I don't know, once every twelve days or fourteen days.
Once every twelve or fourteen.
So I think what you start is...
Ashwagandha...
No, I genuinely mean this.
Start having some Ashwagandha, it's a great herb,
So Ashwagandha helps?
100 per cent.
I should also buy it.
So at least three times practise intercourse.
Practise intercourse?
I mean... I don't want...
I don't want to be vulgar about it.
So I am saying make love to your wife at least three times...
But how do you spice it up?
Like, you suggested roleplay.
Are there any other ways in bed,
that you can kind of like...
Is this a sexual thing, Nikhil?
-I mean a part of it, yes. -See...
So roleplay helps.
-You can try roleplay. -So you've done.
-Have you ever played a doctor? I've never had this problem.
No, but have you ever been a doctor.
-Or something. Or a police officer. -My libido is too strong, Karan.
My wife will throw me out of the bedroom.
Ohh...if you become a police officer or something?
Why don't you dress up as Karan and enter the room?
She will never want to fuck him
Play Koffee with Karan with your wife.
You have three choices.
What do you like? Missionary...
-doggy... -Doggy?
Or like a helicopter.
There is something called a helicopter?
I don't know. You can just try this.
You've tried helicopter.
Karan, I told you my libido is really good. So, it's fine.
It is very natural. I don't think it is unnatural.
-Nikhil. -And I am married.
Nikhil, so basically the combination advices,
Anil sir, can't give you this advice,
which means he needs to meet you, which he won't.
Varun has said, try Ashwagandha.
Or try rotating around your wife like a helicopter.
And if you need any more help,
Karan can actually be there, as a third person.
I'll ask you the rapid fire then maybe
the fire and the rapidness will happen.
But in all seriousness, just try
and do it more often, that's it.
Okay.
-Thank you. -I'll convey it back to my wife
and I hope she agrees to all these things.
He is basically going to ask his wife.
No, it is a very genuine advice he wants.
It is not trying,
but I am so happy that you know so much.
Good knowledge.
Yeah, I mean I have...
Are you a bit of a sex guru?
No, no seriously.
I told you he has a lot of things,
which I've discovered.
No but if you are.
I mean I am married, I am not under age or something.
I have been dating my wife,
like I said I have known her from school,
like in college we have dated.
We have dated since such a long time.
You have to do things, like if you have to surprise your wife,
you have to do nice things.
Make her laugh, you have to put in an effort.
In bed while having intercourse.
-I don't know whatever works. -You crack jokes and all.
No, not that time.
Okay. I don't think she will be very happy with me saying all this.
Second caller please.
Sorry Natasha.
Very loud.
Yes, hello.
hello.
Hello, yes.
What is your name?
Hi, my name is Sahil.
I would like my question to Varun sir.
Yeah, brother say.
Sir, like you I too have got married recently.
-Congratulations. -And...
thank you, same to you sir
After the wedding, I live with my parents in a small house.
So, the problem is whatever I do. By that I mean absolutely anything.
Then it makes a noise, and my mummy wakes up.
So, I just wanted to know,
What should I do? And how should I do?
What to do?
I think, what you can do is, play loud music in your room.
Even I was thinking the same
Play some romantic music, anyway for the mood that will be good.
Play your wife's favorite music.
-And... -Then do whatever you want to do.
You are talking about day time or night time?
-Anytime. -All day sir. Full day.
Full day.
There's a lot of noise at home full day.
If you play music, they will feel you are fond of music.
That is okay.
That is fine, as opposed to them making other noises.
I mean it will be embarrassing, I get what he is saying.
Have you ever done it to music.
Who? -You.
Yeah, once.
You have a playlist.
Yeah, I would listen to lot of Usher.
Usher?
He is a singer.
-Yeah, yeah, I know. -R&B singer.
You have a playlist AK?
Only when I work out.
You don't listen to Dhina Dhin Dha
I don't listen, I do it.
That would be a song to make out to dude.
Dhina Dhin Dha.
So, that's why I said.
Varun, come on.
What come on, I don't want to do all this.
Karan, stop it, why you keep going?
I kept... we just spoke how we misrepresent ourselves.
We are not only doing this. We are working very hard.
Yes, that is very important.
Okay, we are now going to get into, what we call,
the most exciting part of the show.
-Which is the Rapid-Fire round. -Oh.
Are you ready?
-Always. -Always ready.
Always ready. Varun is very good.
This time of course we have an amazing hamper worth fighting for.
But we have an additional factor now.
That has crept into our rapid-fire round.
Can we meet the Koffee gang please?
They are going to vote for either Anil or Varun.
Oh, this is great.
And before we start, I am going to first remove my glamour glasses.
And go to the reality, my reading glasses.
Even I'll remove mine.
Now can we please
turn on the Jaquar lights,
for the Rapid-Fire round.
Oh.
Mr. Anil Kapoor, the Rapid-Fire starts with you
The smartest decision you made in life was
to become an actor.
3 things that makes Anil Kapoor feel younger
Sex Sex Sex
Okay.
One thing you hate about award shows.
Any award show which doesn't give me an award, I hate it.
That's true.
Okay.
Talk shows. What you hate about talk shows.
You know they unnecessarily try to create a controversy
when there is none.
Okay describe your colleague in one word, Jackie Shroff.
Full heart.
-Heart. Heart. Heart. -Madhuri Dixit
Beautiful
Salman Khan
Brother.
Neetu Kapoor
Again heart
Varun Dhawan
Hard working
Kiara Advani.
I think Varun Dhawan mischievous, Kiara Advani hard working.
Okay.
If you were cast for a Hollywood romantic film,
and you were given the freedom to pick your actress,
who would you pick from Bollywood?
Deepika Padukone.
Name one person from the industry who brags the most.
Arjun.
No, he doesn't brag.
He's fond of many things
He is my nephew, you say it.
You say it.
Arjun. Arjun Kapoor.
Arjun Kapoor brags the most.
He will get sensitive about it.
-No, no. -At home.
No, no we love him.
Brags the most.
Okay fine.
Name one person beside yourself
from the industry who is constantly checking himself out.
Varun Dhawan.
-He is always checking himself. -Yeah, in the monitor also.
Varun, stop going to the monitor.
Okay alright, the worst thing a director...
Especially when I am doing a dance number.
I can't.
I am handling dance with so much difficulty.
If you ask for one more after watching it on the monitor. I can't.
Just imagine, you're in your 30's and I am in my 60's.
The collar a bit... hair like this...
What are you doing? Come on... it's fantastic.
Then when he says...you are not going to the monitor.
He made a rule then.
He will not go near the monitor.
Okay, the worst thing a director has ever said to you or about you?
That I am hard working.
-That's the worst thing? -Yeah, you work very hard.
I work hard, isn't that a good thing?
A celebrity who social media you really enjoy.
Celebrity in social media I really...
Disha Patani.
No, no. I like her.
But it's all.
You are talking combination or visual?
You are talking about content or visual?
Neha Sharma.
No, no I am just talking.
What are these names you are giving him?
No, I am just saying.
Has he is checking out Disha Patani and Neha Sharma.
No, no that's what I am asking you.
Visual...visual content whatever it is, a combination.
Combination.
Shah Rukh Khan.
But he is hardly doing anything on social media.
But whenever he is there, he has his wit.
But what about Disha Patani? Are you checking her out?
I just find Shah Rukh.
He just avoided Disha Patani.
Disha Patani, of course, I have worked with her.
-she looks absolutely... -Stunning
She has got a great body and,
when you have a great body then why not...
-You have it, flaunt it. -Flaunt it.
Shah Rukh Khan, of course, it is less but, less is always more.
And you are checking out Disha Patani.
Yes, I agree, I think Disha has an insane body.
And you have it, flaunt it.
-You are flaunting anyway. -Yeah, of course.
If you and Disha had to do a movie together,
I don't know what will happen.
Why are you moving your hands around so much?
Okay thank you very much AK.
For your responses. We hope the voting gang is listening to you.
Varun Dhawan, are you upright, and right and ready?
-Yeah, ready. -Ready sir. Ready
According to you, who do you think you
make a better onscreen pair with?
Alia, Kiara, Kriti, Janhvi, or Sara.
I think there is a lot of history with Alia. So, Alia.
Alia, alright.
A habit of yours that annoys...
Why are you saying? Why are you giving an explanation?
To give an emotional touch.
No need of history, just say one word.
You become like Anil Kapoor.
Okay so Alia, because even Kiara's real name is Alia.
Okay, great. I love that.
A habit of yours that annoys your wife Natasha the most.
That I switch on both the AC's and the fan and sleep.
-Really. -Yeah, she finds it very cold.
I love it, I would totally not be able to sleep with someone
who doesn't enjoy the AC.
No, I will.
Who is the most likely to get arrested,
for committing the following crimes?
Gossiping.
Arjun Kapoor.
Flirting.
Arjun Kapoor.
Really?
Arjun Kapoor does at times. It isn't wrong.
I am sure.
Is he sliding into people's DM's?
Once in a while.
It is all fine.
Yeah, I have also heard.
-He won't feel very bad. -He will have a break up.
No, no it won't be.
Choosing the wrong scripts.
Arjun Kapoor.
Why is Arjun Kapoor...
So, he is gossiping, he is flirting
and he is choosing the wrong scripts.
-He is doing all 3 together. -he has really got that...
I feel Arjun is the most talented.
We don't want justification.
Unutilized actors. Who I love and even he loves.
This I am cutting.
-We love Arjun Kapoor. -This I am cutting.
Love you, Arjun.
The co-star you have enjoyed the most on set,
with Alia Bhatt or Kiara Advani?
-Anil Kapoor. -Anil Kapoor.
Anil Kapoor.
Anil is answering much better on your round.
Helping me.
He is helping me we are family here.
We are family, finally the stuff will come to us.
A role of yours according to you that deserved all the awards.
-None. None as yet. -Correct.
What do you mean correct? Correct meaning... I also..
I worked quite hard in those other ones.
But you only said none, I am only agreeing with you.
Agree, say it's wrong.
Okay fine.
Katrina or Deepika, an actress you want to work with?
Both.
No, you have to give me one.
Both are married right now. I want to work with both.
You don't have to work with people for other reasons.
I mean I want to work with both, I think.
I don't know I always get told this, that I look like a kid. So maybe.
You think they look older than you?
No, I'll look younger than them.
But that means they look older than you.
You are saying that.
-No, I think they are beautiful, -Who should become...
-I would love to romance with them. -Who should become the official
ambassador of the following.
Maldives tourism.
Tiger and Disha. Couple package.
Airport swag.
Ranveer Singh.
Okay, hottest gym clicks on Instagram.
Neha Sharma, and Aisha Sharma, even you love them.
You worked with Neha in Mubarakan.
So?
They are pretty hot. I can't lie about them they are pretty hot.
Don't you'll feel.
Okay, the worst part about being married is...
complete the sentence
That I made this decision too late.
Wow..Oh...
He is going to get lucky today.
Saint from the exterior but a total baddie from within.
-I want to know. -No, no. You are made.
Insta account you are obsessed with.
Disha and Tiger.
You are really after Disha and Tiger.
Such a fit couple. I called them to my house once.
Tiger only had almonds.
He is damn fit. He is too fit. And she.
There was Kiara and Sara there that day
and they were like stalking Disha.
They stalked her.
They had girl crushes on her.
Big time.
Okay, if you are on a vacation from your friends in the industry,
who is the one who will be obsessed with selfies?
Arjun Kapoor.
What's wrong with you?
He won't mind.
-He will take it lightly. -Who would be the one working.
-He won't get angry. -Who would be the one working.
Who would be the one working.
working on a holiday?
I think me and Arjun Kapoor.
And who would be drunk AF.
Arjun Kapoor.
I am just screwing with him.
He is my friend. He is my friend.
So, what do you mean? Arjun Kapoor is flirting,
he is drinking, he is selfing,
is he a mad person, you are making him sound mad.
He is the modern-day Feroz Khan.
Last one, who is flirting with strangers?
Arjun Kapoor.
He wouldn't.
Aditya Roy Kapur.
Aditya Roy Kapur would be flirting with strangers?
He does, but.
Yeah.
In the gym, or parks, or hotel lobby.
He has worked with him, ask him.
But you are making him sound like an escort.
No, he is a well-behaved guy, but.
Alright. That was the end of the rapid-fire round.
Thank you very much.
And now.
Please let us know when the jury has reached a verdict.
The viewing audience.
Please decide their voting as we speak,
between who their favorite is.
Between Anil Kapoor and Varun Dhawan.
And Arjun Kapoor. But I love him. I really do.
Don't make up now.
Screwing him and also....
And the final verdict is.
It is Varun Dhawan with 77%.
-And Anil Kapoor with 23%. -I have lost a friend.
I have lost a friend?
I lost a friend to win this?
I would rather lose the hamper than the friend.
Guys, please meet the winner, Varun Dhawan.
Guys I just want to say that, Arjun Kapoor is a great human being.
He has a heart of gold.
He genuinely helps the needy.
Okay, take the hamper back now.
And half the proceeds from this will go to Arjun Kapoor.
But proceeds? This is not an NGO. This is a hamper.
Whatever it is.
-Okay. -Oh, wow.
Congratulations, Varun Dhawan.
Thank you.
Alright, thank you very much.
Now that we done that,
we have reached the final round of our,
Koffee with Karan episode which I have enjoyed thoroughly.
So, lets go to the MyGlamm Zone.
For some glam, some slam and some games.
Are you guys ready?
Some glam, some slam and some games.
Yes. Alright let's go, so can we proceed?
What I am going to do, is the very first round,
is around the movies, it's a buzzer round.
It is Antakshari but for Film Title.
Can I start?
-Start, start. -Alright,
the title because we have the man himself in the house.
I am going to ask you, he gives the first answer and then you go.
Let's go.
My film to you AK is, Mr. India. It ends with an A.
Mr. India -A. Aan Milo Sajana.
Press. Aan Milo Sajana. A.
-Andaaz. -Andaaz -Z.
Zanjeer.
R
Rowdy Rathore.
Rowdy Rathore. E
It's a film of yours. It's a film of yours.
-Eeshwar. Eeshwar. -Eeshwar
R
Rishtey.
-He is taking the name of flop movies. -Rishtey.
-With a Y. -Y
Yaadon Ki Baaraat.
T
T, yeah. Tick, tick 1.
Tick, tick 2. Tick, tick 3. You have lost it.
Anil gets the round.
He won and you have lost the Title Antakshari.
Are you ready? Put on your dancing shoes.
Yeah. This is how we dance.
-This one I love -Now when you dance,
you come out here and dance.
I am a fantastic dancer.
Especially compared to Michael Jackson, Varun Dhawan,
Hrithik Roshan, Mithun Chakraborty,
Ranveer Singh.
Hurry up and say what is to be done?
I am better than all these guys
Okay will you stop, till I ask you the questions.
Alright, okay.
Salman Khan is known for his quirky hooksteps.
Why am I dancing, I don't know.
And one such hook step was the song for, Just Chill Chill.
Can you? Okay both.
Just Chill Chill, Just Chill
-Give it to him. Give it to him. -Okay, AK. I have given it to you.
Go back, alright.
Govinda was dying to go to the disco in the song,
Kisi Disco Mein Jaayein. Which actress featured in the song?
Raveena Tandon.
Give it to him.
He has come back with a vengeance.
Hrithik Roshan's iconic song, Ek Pal Ka Jeena.
What was the name of the movie?
Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai. Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai.
But this is not the step.
There is no pelvic. There's no pelvic.
Somehow pelvic comes in every movement of mine.
Okay, I understand.
The sight of Shah Rukh Khan and Malaika Arora dancing
on top of the train in Chaiyya Chaiyya.
Chaiyya Chaiyya.
-Chaiyya Chaiyya, Chaiyya Chaiyya.
Give it to him, because he is doing all this. Give it to him.
Alright, okay.
Now these are general knowledge questions, please answer them buzz.
-If you don't buzz you don't get. -Yeah. Yeah.
Two movies of Sonam Kapoor,
where Salman Khan played her love interest.
Prem Ratan Dhan Payo. -Prem Ratan Dhan Payo.
And Saawariya.
He has that one also.
-Which one? -You have to buzz AK.
-Saawariya. -Saawariya.
Name three movies... I got tired by dancing.
-Give me break of 2 minutes. -Okay fine.
Sure, you can. Give him water.
He is joking. He doesn't care.
-Okay, are you ready AK. -Yeah.
Name 3 movies where Anil Kapoor shaved off his moustache.
Lamhe. Lamhe.
Jhooth Bole Kauwa Kaate.
Salaam-E-Ishq.
Salaam-E-Ishq. Correct.
Okay.
Alright, now I am going to say, play the dash dash round.
I will say part of the title
and the dash dash you have to complete the dashes. Okay.
Alright, press the buzzer and answer.
-Prem Ratan __ __ -Prem Ratan Dhan Payo.
-Varun gets that. -What? What?
What was the question?
I said Dhan Payo.
-But he pressed the buzzer first. -I pressed first.
Whoever buzzes first answers.
Buzz first and then answer.
Start again then.
No.
It used to happen in our school.
Maybe in your school, but not here.
It used to happen in college too. Okay.
Raja Ki __ __ Aayegi Baraat.
-He got it. -But I said it,
-you are looking over there. -He got it.
Ask the audience. Where is the audience?
-They are not for this. -Shit.
-This one is for you. -Look in the center.
Stand in the middle.
__ Ki __ Choron Ka __
Roop Ki Rani Choron Ka Raja.
But he didn't press the buzzer.
-No, I did. -In the end.
I did simultaneously.
How can I forget this film?
Romeo naam mera chori hai kaam mera.
Why can't you forget this film?
Romeo naam mera.
Okay, now it's the 'Hey it's me round',
Call up movie stars.
And whoever answers they have to say,
Hey Karan, it's me.
And also ask them where they are and what they are doing?
-On speaker. -Kartik, what's up?
Say, Hey Karan, it's me. And tell me what you are doing?
Hey Karan, it's me. I am at Mahendra Thaal in Ahmedabad,
and I am promoting Bhool Bhulaiyaa 2.
Okay, great. Kartik you just made Varun gain 2 points.
-Thank you. -Thank you very much.
And congratulations. And all the best for Bhool Bhulaiyaa 2.
Anil. I am speaking to the star.
-He is calling himself. -Whom you're calling?
Anil Kapoor.
No, you cannot call yourself.
Hi Kiara. Say, Hey it's me, Kiara.
Kiara, you have to say, Hey Karan, it's me.
To get Varun two points, and tell us what you're doing?
Hey Karan, it's me.
Okay.
-Say where you are. -Hey love you guys.
-Guys I am in Ahmedabad. -What you promoting?
The same think what Kartik has just told you.
Okay great.
Both Kartik and Kiara are promoting Bhool Bhulaiyaa 2.
All the best.
You get one superstar I'll give you 5 points.
Alia, say Hey Karan, it's me.
And say what you are doing?
Hey Karan, it's me. I am doing makeup on my chair.
Alia, you just got... Varun has done very well.
He has called Kartik, Kiara and you Alia.
He has done very well in this star round. I want to tell you.
-Gangu. -He didn't answer when I called him.
Oh, I didn't see Gangu.
Now Kriti Sanon is calling. Pick up.
He is really doing very well.
Kriti say, Hey Karan, it's me.
You know, I tried to call Sonam, she also didn't pick up my phone.
And say where you are and what are you doing?
Kriti tell us... why has he fed your name....?
You are in a dug?
No, she said Ladakh.
Oh Ladakh.
But Kriti, you know he has fed your name as Kriti Cannon?
She knows. She knows.
Yeah, yeah, I know. He is an ass.
Okay, bye.
Thanks.
-Okay. -I have won.
That's the end. No one is picking up your phone AK.
Even Jackie Shroff is not picking up my phone.
Tick tick 1, tick tick 2, tick tick 3.
That puts an end to this round.
AK what a glorious, glorious.
Let me try one, maybe she will pick it up.
Who is it?
Call Sonam or Rhea.
They are not picking up my phone. Sonam also.
Fatima.
Thank God at least someone.
Fatima Sana Sheikh. I am at...
-Put it on speaker. -Oh yes, okay.
And make her say, Hey Karan, it's me.
Thank you very much.
Anil, I want to tell you, just wowed us with your dance.
Yes, but he did.
and just because you did that.
I am not giving Varun this.
-Yeah, I agree. -I am giving you because
the way you performed, on the dance floor,
-I am using my jurisdiction and, -specially Chaiyya Chaiyya.
-I didn't expect him to. -I am giving you. Congratulations.
-Thank you. -What a performance!
Thank you.
100%. The way he danced I thought, I lost.
He went down on his knees I thought the game is over.
Yeah, my knees are paining.
-But you went down still. -Yeah, they are paining a little.
-But yet you did. -But I did.
We are hungry. We are hungry.
-Hard work. -Don't get the budget.
Well done, give it for Anil Kapoor.
But before that I want to ask Anil sir.
He has been working since years.
You did this film with Karan.
How many times did he come on the set?
Not even once.
He came once the film was over.
So, why is that a problem?
Producer, you want him on set
Why?
Why not?
All producers come all the time on your sets?
Yeah, most of them come. He has come.
Then work with them.
Okay.
Well done.
AK. Here it is.
-Thank you. -Wake up, kick ass to you.
-Thank you. -It says what you believe in.
Wake up, kick ass, repeat.
I think this was amazing. What a fun episode.
Thank you so much for coming in.
And I have a last question
to ask you because
this is such a fashionable show.
What makes your fashion a cut
above the rest?
The tailor.
The tailor makes your fashion
a cut above the rest.
What about you?
Sonam Kapoor, Rhea Kapoor,
Harsh Varrdhan Kapoor.
I agree when you say that.
You have so much fashion in your inner circle,
literally in your home and domain.
That obviously it is all reflecting on you and you look amazing.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for being on the 7th season
of Koffee with Karan.
I hope to see you soon again.
Before I let you go, I want you to sign
the mugs right next to you please.
And now can we please take our mugs and go to the Koffee wall of fame,
where it will be archived for posterity.
Let's go.
Have you ever done it to music?
I used to listen to a lot of Usher.
You have a play list AK.
Only when I work out.
You don't listen to Dhina Dhin Dha.
I don't listen, I do it.