Koffee with Karan Season 7
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Hello and you are watching Koffee with Karan Season 7
your favorite guilty pleasure for 18 years.
That's right. 18 years - face it,
you and I are in it for the long haul.
Which is more than I can say for the friendship
between movie stars in our industry.
Friendships in Bollywood is like, well, fashion.
It has seasons where fall, winter
very rarely makes it to spring and summer.
In my experience,
the friendship between two stars
doesn't extend beyond an
outdoor or perhaps a film.
It's just very very difficult, poor things,
to be friends with someone you are constantly competing
with for the same roles,
the same brands and more often than not
the same love interest.
Yes, we have a very limited pool.
Guilty as charged!
And the statistical probability of overlapping romantic partners
is very high, especially keeping today's episode in mind.
Now, my guests today have managed to surprise me a fair bit!
On the face of it,
they had all the ingredients for an epic battle.
One I was secretly waiting for with great relish.
They're both star daughters.
They both made their debuts in 2018
and are today evenly placed at the Box Office.
The claws should've ideally been out,
but in a plot twist that no one saw coming
the girls found a connection and are now
spamming our Insta feeds with far too much
unnecessary love and sisterhood.
Is this friendship for real
or are these girls much more brilliant actors
than we give them credit for?
Let's find out from my guests tonight.
How deep is the love?
Janhvi Kapoor and Sara Ali Khan are in the house.
Let's welcome them.
Oh my god!
-Hello Janhvi and hello Sara. -Hello.
And welcome to Koffee with Karan Season 7.
Sara, how does it feel to be back?
It feels great.
I'm going to sip coffee
because I've been actually been really
looking forward to Koffee with Karan.
-Have you? -And I'm very excited.
Okay, are you and Janhvi... The last time you just
we were chatting before we started that you have no recollection
-of what happened last time. -I have no recollection.
It was a somberish episode I think.
But we don't want somber.
-We don't. -We have to brew some really
interesting conversation today.
-Okay. -Right, okay.
Now, I want to get this out of the way.
The elephant in the room which is not what you both are.
Is it me? Because I've lost weight!
-No. -That's not... Don't do that.
-We will not body shame. -The elephant in the room is not
what you both are thinking.
-Okay. -It's actually the pandemic.
-Okay. -We just want to quickly talk about
how was it for you, Janhvi.
Honestly, it was and this sounds kind of
Not the pandemic but the lockdown.
-I mean, yeah. -The lockdown
I mean it might sound a little entitled
for me to say this and unrelatable but it was great for me.
-Okay. -At least, the latter half.
-Does that sound horrible? -Not at all.
It was nice not to be seen for a bit.
It's so funny in the most abnormal set-up
it was my only semblance of normalcy.
Because I felt like I was on a hamster wheel
before that for so long.
And you just felt like you had your own time to do your own thing.
To do my own thing.
To reflect on what you were doing right and wrong.
Yeah and to Rhea I was doing many things wrong.
And to also I think
to understand what my dynamic with my father and my sister would
-be like post losing mom honestly -Right.
post losing mom honestly
because I don't think we ever got the time to understand or make
that adjustment because we were all trying to distract ourselves.
-Yeah. -But then we were in the house
all together and we I think became best friends in a way.
In a sense, I identify with that because I think I got
two years with my kids.
-Yeah. -You know something that
kind of complete-time with especially
in their growing years, I mean they're five today
-Yeah. -But...
Sara, how was it for you?
Yeah, there definitely was the upside of being able
to spend time with my mother and brother. I'd been at college
and right after I came back, Ibrahim had gone away for school.
So, we didn't get that time together but I was very restless.
I was very very restless. I used to feel like
these are the years that I should be working.
I'm somebody that really is a hectic girl.
But like with most things in life
you know you get used to the circumstances
and then you just have to make the most of it
and try to learn what you can
so yeah I guess the downtime did do me some good. I did spend time
with my mother and brother and honestly, I think that
boredom and you know anxiety about
not being able to go out there and do what you want
is a very first world and a very privileged problem.
-Yeah. -Because there were a lot of people
-Much bigger things -going through a lot worse.
-You have to be actually grateful... -Grateful almost
that I had a roof over my head and I could eat like
I should say 4 but more like 8 meals a day
because that's what I do.
So, yeah I mean
-I'm grateful for the life I have. -Yeah.
-Restless. -I'm tracking back
to before the pandemic.
I don't remember
I mean I don't know the level of your friendship today
but I don't remember there being any.
I know that you'll both have dated siblings before.
-Do we say it in the open? -Do we talk about this now?
Yeah I mean that was the past.
-Right. -You'll both dated two brothers.
-you know... -I just don't know how to react.
-Yeah. -But did you know this would happen?
No, I didn't but it's happened now.
-and... -It's happened and the commonality
between the three of us
is they both used to live in my building.
-Oh really, getting on this... -Oh my god this is very specific.
Besides that, I don't remember any other point of commonality
in terms of interests. So, where did this friendship begin?
Actually, we went on two trips together.
LA... Did Sharmin send you that picture?
-The roller coaster. -Yeah.
She sent it to me two days ago.
That was prior to 2018?
Much prior to 2018.
-What was it? 2015. -But I don't remember there being
any deep love at that time.
I feel like there was a certain amount of warmth and understanding.
I mean she's always been a cool chick
-and I appreciate cool chicks. -Oh!
I appreciate people that are themselves.
-Okay. -And that's something that
I've always liked about Janhvi.
Also, she's been, somebody that has been
very easy for me to kind of talk to.
Even back then, what year was it? Like 2015, I was in New York
and she was in LA, and we have a mutual friend called Sharmin
and we went to Disneyland together
-and we went on the ride. -And you broke every line.
I broke all the lines, oh my god!
She's so cool.
We didn't even have to pay for the fast pass.
-Wasn't that cool? -Exactly.
We didn't even have to wait.
And I was like this is the best trip ever.
-Because she broke every line? -Because she broke every line.
I kept saying my friend is ahead, my friend is ahead.
Followed by 5 other people saying my friend is ahead.
My friend is ahead.
And there was no friend.
From those trips to the recent trips that
-you'll have been taking. -Yes.
It's been a different dynamic.
Did you suddenly find each other in the lockdown?
Actually, in the lockdown.
-Yeah. -We were neighbours in Goa.
-In Goa. -We were neighbours in Goa.
We had a common friend and I think one day
we just got to talking and we ended up talking till...
And you had a lot in common to share?
A lot, unfortunately, unfortunately.
We ended up talking till 8 am in the morning.
8 in the morning. I think we started
-At like 7 pm. -7 pm
8 am to 7 pm.
No, 7 pm to 8 am.
It was an all nighter.
And we did that for two days actually.
-Even on the second day we... -Yeah two days.
We had all nighter conversations.
-And then we became friends. -Did it feel like therapy?
We're just talking about friendship
and bonding and you'll have so much in common.
It did, honestly it did feel like
therapy and more than that it felt like
I think there was a point
-of relatability with her. -I was just going to say that.
That not many people get.
I think we went through the same beats
at the same time. There were some things that
Things about the way she thought and
her outlook that I just understood
that I don't know if other people would and she understood
I definitely feel, like the one
thing that we discussed so many times
Lots of people ask me, oh, are you
and Janhvi actually really close?
Can you talk to her about what you can talk to your school friends
-about? -Everyone asks me this.
Honestly, maybe my school friends
that have known me for many years
who I see more often than I see Janhvi.
That's a different equation.
But I actually do feel and I've said this to her
and I'm appreciative of her in my life for this
I don't think any of them will even understand.
The anxiety that I went through in the lockdown.
Janhvi, I'm 24, I'm 25, I'm 26.
What's going on?
What's happening? I just want to go out there and be able to shoot
and she's like, bro, same.
You know none of them were saying that. They were like yeah
you can peak at 30, you can peak at 40.
But you really can't.
I'm a heroine. You can't. You can't.
-No, but I want to say that -I am not into tech.
and this is a bit of a digression from what we were talking about
but I really feel we should be able to be in a position
where you don't have this anxiety.
I mean, today I want to be able to say that
Deepika Padukone is 36 years old at the peak of her game,
getting the best film offers doing the best movies,
clearly living her life the way she wants to.
-But I think... -I think that's amazing
and why should we as artists not we as in I'm anyway 50
and I am not in the running to be a female actor.
Though in my head I might want to be.
And you are at the peak of your career, I think.
And you are at the peak of your career.
Well, I mean I don't know if you can call
it a peak or whatever
-but... -You're just Everest.
You've been peaking the whole time.
-I guess that's why. -I just
don't want both of you to ever be
in the position of anxiety because
you should be able to not worry that you know
oh, the men have a longer shelf life and we don't.
-Let's not be those people. -Karan, I think what you're trying
to make us feel better about is the notion
of shelf life that you're encouraging us not to have.
I don't think that was at least my problem as much as
the fact that people say and I've come to realise that
our work, acting is something that you kind
of you know get better with time. You learn with experiences.
Each film teaches you more.
But when the amount of time that you've had from your debut film
to that period of time
is less than the amount of time you've been in the pandemic,
-Yeah -you just feel that the growth
Yes
-As an artist. -Your growth vis-a-vis yourself.
Not about how much somebody else
has done. Not about how much you can do as a woman.
All of that aside, just you yourself
-Your personal growth. -See yourself not growing
at the rate that you should.
-Yeah. -You just see yourself like
watching season after season of Crown
and you're like now what?
Which is great by the way!
But can I contradict that a little bit?
I feel like there has been
-personal growth. -Personal growth!
-Which will reflect professionally -You keep saying that.
I'm just waiting for that to happen.
Exactly
-I really think that did. -So, you feel like post this
entire experience you could come out as better artists.
-Here's hoping. -I mean yeah.
I mean something...
So, we've discussed the commonalities
but you both are also so different.
Janhvi, you depend on Sara for you know
exchanging professional stuff
and professional feelings, some personal feelings
but definitely you will not encourage
her to choose a hotel the next time.
-Huh? -No, I will not. Kedarnath.
Because from what I hear
-Oh my god. -Can you describe your experience
when you both went to Kedarnath
on a spiritual journey and what Sara did to you?
What Sara did to you!
The story is starting only with a bias.
What do you mean by... What happened to us?
-What happened to us? -Sara did to you!
Sara, you're also the victim.
Yeah, just be quiet.
There's no victim. Tell them the story.
Basically, I was in Uttarakhand shooting
in Dehradun and I really wanted to go to Kedarnath.
And what better person to go to Kedarnath with then
-the queen of Kedarnath. -Oh wow!
And she was down to go
and we made this plan and she was like I'll take care
of the bookings and everything and I was like great.
-Like, you do all the job. -Yeah.
You do all the work.
-All the job! -I'll do the I'm wearing
every piece of clothing story. -Yeah.
You do weâre dying on a mountain story.
Yeah, okay.
-Okay so -We have these stories.
So, the first story was that
we've done our prayers at the temple.
We've been moved, we've cried,
we've done the Bhairavnath climb that
she'll tell you about and we've come back
and then I want to sleep and read
because there's a 3 am religious ritual
And she said, No, I want to climb back up to Bhairavnath
with our friends Sanket
-and one more person. -Firstly, his name is Saket.
You've to stop calling him Sanket.
-Sorry. -Who's Saket?
-He's like a... -We met him at Kedarnath.
He gave us tea and 'kidney beans and rice'
He's the guide?
Basically, he's a guide by profession like you're an actor.
He was not a guide.
-He's like... -What does he do?
-He made 'kidney beans and rice'. -What does your friend do?
Okay, so the 'kidney beans and rice' cook friend
That was his profession, Sara. He was not a guide.
He didn't make kidney beans... Are you mad?
He just guided us. What do you mean?
Are you crazy? You went to Bhairavnath with your cook?
-No! We found him -So, we found a friend.
Okay, we found a friend who may or may not
-have made 'kidney beans and rice'. -We made friends.
But I don't think he was the cook.
-We ate kidney beans and rice. -We did but he wasn't making it.
-He also ate it, Janhvi. -He did.
-He did not make it. -He ate the food...
Whoever this Saket was, what happened then?
He's very sweet.
-Saket, thank you. Not Sanket. -I've been avoiding his calls.
Hi Saket, Sanket, Hi Saket... We miss you.
Saket may not care about watching you.
He's not watching this.
Oh my god! Anyway.
So then tell them.
Okay, so anyway. So, she told me I need to climb
Bhairavnath at 10 in the night
and I was like whatever, have fun.
And so basically the room didn't lock
and she had to lock it from outside.
-So, I was okay... or I'll stay -I said shall I lock in from inside?
Will you lock it and unlock it when I come?
No, I might be asleep.
Okay, then I'll lock you out and go.
There was no lock inside.
-There was a lock. -At this seven
-You refused to lock the door. -star hotel there was no
-No lock inside a seven-star hotel. -She's a liar.
There was no lock inside.
No, these are lies.
She left me, okay?
-And I was fine. -In a room?
Yeah, I was with my Hemmingway.
I had travelled to Kedarnath with two thermals
one puffer jacket, three shawls, two track pants
and two sweaters.
Karan, I have worn
every piece of clothing
that I owned
plus, two blankets that probably...
Oh man! I've never felt worse for you.
And those blankets
Those blankets definitely had some STDs
-She kept telling me, -on them. It was not okay.
you have a shoot in 5 days.
I think you'll get Covid if you smell the blanket.
Her blanket was till here and there was a coat here
because apparently the Covid will not affect her here
-but just on the nose. -I was wearing a monkey cap.
-There was this monkey cap of hers. -One minute. You wore this because
there was no heater in the room?
-There was no heater, whatever. -So, she's entered the room,
my lips are blue.
-She was like... -I came back 2 hours later
and I said wear more clothes.
She's like I'm wearing everything I have.
I have no more clothes.
-We didn't sleep. -I felt really bad for her.
-Yeah but what did you do about it? -One minute, this is because
you wanted the cheaper hotel.
-She wanted to save 3,000... -It was half the price. I thought.
It was not, it was 3000 rupees cheaper
How much did you want to save?
It was 6,000 rupees, Janhvi. That was 12,000, that's half.
Wow, she saved a lot.
And I just thought we're gonna hardly be in the room.
-I only came back at noon. -One minute. Can you go back?
You chose the hotel that was 6,000 rupees cheaper?
-Okay so and then I was... -Yes and also 6,000 rupees in total.
-Okay. -We did not pee, Karan!
We did not pee.
We were only in the room for 3 hours.
I didn't pee for 24 hours.
Why? There was no bathroom also?
The bathroom was cold.
It was broken!
If I sat on it, it would shatter!
Do it in the air!
How do you do it at the airport?
I can't do it like you.
But anyway
At the airport, you know you squat no?
-You don't? -Only she does all of this.
-She once... -You don't squat and pee?
-Listen.... -We squat and pee. You can't.
Mom says you shouldn't touch the dirty surface
You shouldn't touch but that doesn't mean you pee
anywhere and everywhere in the squat
-position. -Okay fine.
-Whatever. -Can I finish my story?
-Yes -I wasn't aware that
Kedarnath had this concept
of a heater even though it was -11 degrees
-and it was... -7, Minus 7
I checked.
-Don't make this better than it was. -Okay, fine. Sorry.
And we have frozen and not slept.
And woken up and she tells me I want to show you
the place that we stayed at when I was shooting my film.
It was a very moving trip and it was special
and I was like of course I'll see and I held her hand and I went.
And the first thing I noticed in that hotel
she took me to was a giant heater!
But Gattu was paying for the room back then!
-So, I was okay with the heater. -It was not okay
-You know Sara... -Sorry.
-That's just hilarious. -I'm sorry.
How can you torture this poor child?
I think there will be no more vacations.
But I got back at her.
-Tell them about the... -What?
So, this was just like a you know
what's it called comfort situation, right?
She's almost killed me.
Yeah, genuinely.
-No jokes. -We decided to go to Bhairavnath.
Okay, there was a normal path
a normal path,
-where normal people were walking. -A one-hour trail.
Then, and I am so stupid, I feel stupid telling this story.
Cause why would I say yes?
There was an 85-degree incline.
I'm not joking.
-Like almost this
of just rocks and she's like let's just climb this.
Because I trekked a lot in Mussoorie.
So, you know I was like I've come in Kedarnath and I can also do it.
Whatever! I'm also wearing Keds. What do you mean, Janhvi?
I wore my monkey cap and my gloves which we then
lost. Spoiler alert! And we started
-Climbing. -Climbing up like this
till there was one point
when the rocks were shaking.
Karan, the rocks were falling from our feet. Like we'd place our foot
-on the rock and it would fall -But why were you doing this?
Because she thought it would be fun.
And I didn't want to be a buzz kill.
And there was one
I was like I'm also cool.
No just picture this okay.
One 'Chakachak' and one 'Nadiyo Paar'
on this 85-degree mountain
and I'm hoisting her foot
because if I move my hand,
-she'd fall and die. -I was going to fall.
And I kept saying, I think we're going to fall.
I think we're going to fall
And for 30 minutes we were like that on this mountain.
-Why would you... -We found a well-wisher that took
a selfie with us and then we refused to let him go.
We told him to just be with us.
Just in case, can you help us? He left though!
Photos... And then he left.
He was like, no, bro. I just want a picture.
I'm out of here. I was like please don't go.
-He was gone. -He left
and then after some 30 minutes of being in this position,
Maheshji has found us
and he asked us, what are you two doing?
-And then he sent... -Who's Maheshji now?
My security and he sent people to our rescue
and we were propelled and pulled up
and we made it to Bhairavnath and then we meditated.
We lost my monkey cap and gloves.
And I lost all of the contents of my bag.
Cause everything just kept coming out.
We nearly lost our shoulders.
I don't know what we're talking about. It was bad.
So, you're not going to do this again with her?
-We might. It was fun. -I'm really willing.
-But.... -After all this?
We'll go at a time where we don't have to stay in a heater room.
So, we can stay in a cheap room and you won't freeze
-I'll pay for the room... -Fine.
You'll are both crazy.
I want to just tell you and report to you
you'll are both mad.
You know, so many people have actually told us this
that you'll bring out an obscene side to each other.
So many people have told us.
Why do you think we're invited on this show together?
-Yeah, to be obscene. -He's aware.
But do you realise that in many ways
while you'll have so much in common
Janhvi is a bit of a princess in her house.
Raised in a certain way.
Brought up... Even now with your dad, I see
he calls you all the time, you know.
-All the time.
He's definitely not on your speed dial,
-but you're on his. -Definitely.
-Yeah, so, I mean.... -But that's always been there.
Back in the brother days also,
-there was always.... -Yeah yeah.
-During our brother days! -Yeah mum, yeah dad. I'm leaving.
-I'm leaving. I'm leaving. -I promise I won't be
I'm leaving in 10 minutes.
I'm leaving in 20 minutes. Three hours later I'm just leaving!
Yeah, so she was raised by a protective dad and mom.
Protective environment.
Whereas you had a different kind of upbringing because
you saw a parental split and then of course you had to mature
even faster and get into that zone.
Do you feel that's also something that you'll have
chatted about and discussed that you've come
from a turbulent married relationship within your family
as opposed to her completely protective
upbringing, so to say.
There is that point of difference
-definitely. -I think even
on that front we relate to each other more than
most would assume I think.. No?
Yeah, I mean I don't know how to answer this question but
-Just, go ahead. -It's true, I mean.
-I think... -Because you've never had
a protective daddy vibe.
-No. -In that way.
Have you felt like
that the desire for it when you see what happens here?
Or you feel like you're better off without that vibe?
See, so now you know like my father and Boney uncle
are going to watch this so I don't want to say anything weird but
I definitely think that we are both very different
because of the way that we are brought up.
But having said that, mom is not necessarily
protective in the way that she'll call me 10 times
but she's a very, very solid person that I know
has my back all the time. You guys met her.
-Yeah, yeah. -She came here to see
hair, make-up clothes are looking sweet?
Okay, great! That's also mom for me.
Father's also just always a phone call away.
So, I think the dynamic to us, you know
that we've grown up in is quite different.
But no, I don't think I feel FOMO
about having a protective father or anything like that at all.
Many years after Janhvi, you've lost mom,
do you feel a lot more rooted now with the family
support that has come around you?
I won't say compensated because nothing can compensate
the love and the loss of a mother
but you have so much family around you now
-than you earlier did. -I do and I'm
I am so thankful for them
because I think it would've been an impossibility
to have gotten through that without
honestly without my siblings, Anshula and Arjun.
Yeah.
You know, nothing can make up for the loss that I've endured
I think. But it's a new dynamic.
-Yeah. -And honestly,
I think I'm a different person.
It almost feels as if the person
I was when mom was around was a fantasy.
And the life that I had then was a fantasy.
I mean of course there were issues
like every family has but
it was idyllic and it seems almost like a dream.
And you feel that dream broke?
And then you had to create your own reality.
Yeah but the reality that I'm living now is so anchored.
It feels secure only because of Arjun and Anshula.
You gain an entirely different
like family perspective.
Yeah, exactly. And it's a... I'd like to think that
I've retained and preserved
whatever she's instilled in me
but in many ways
it almost hurts to remember the person that I was
-because it was a different... -Do you block it?
I do. I don't think I've dealt with it yet
completely to be honest and I should
but I'm happier than I've been in a long time.
You both had moments, where you also met with success
at the Box Office but like say when Love Aaj Kal
you know did not do what you were expecting from it
-Yeah. -How did you deal with that?
You know Kedarnath and Simmba released the same month.
December 2018.
And I think that I was given much more love
and you know almost adulation than I deserved.
So, I was put on this pedestal that I know I couldn't have lived up to.
-Yeah. -But everybody was like oh my god
she's this, she's that. She's this, she's that.
And then suddenly one Friday
on the 14th of February there was a Happy Valentine's Day
slap in my face because I was like oh my god and suddenly
reviews were coming out that were not good.
It didn't do well at the Box Office.
It did... It was a jolt because...
because of what happened after Kedarnath and Simmba.
-Because I was given that love. -But maybe that's the journey
-you had to go through... -I'm very glad it happened.
And did you feel like when you had a theatrical film
Roohi that didn't do the numbers.
Did you feel a bit shaken by that?
Of course, you had Nadiyon Paar to make up for it.
Can I be extremely honest?
I had Nadiyon Paar so I was like okay I'm chilling.
So, let's talk about that quickly
because I really feel like something's up with you.
I can't scheme to put my finger on it,
when it comes to fashion and the way you're dressing
and styling yourself and projecting a certain kind of va voom.
-Am I? sex appeal like zone.
You're suddenly out there.
Your photographs are sexy. You've become this sex symbol.
-Oh my god, Janhvi! -I don't think I have.
You're suddenly out there.
She's going message you to ask you to remove this from the segment.
No why? I mean what is wrong with it?
I mean, you've to own it. You're sexy.
I mean, it's a compliment for sure.
-I would hope so. -You're sexy and you know it.
I want to sing the song.
-Clap your hands. -Yeah.
-I'm drinking coffee. -So, what happened to you?
-I don't know. -Because either you were walking
out in very sober 'traditional Indian clothes'
Yeah, there was one year of my life I wore nothing
but oversized tracksuits and 'traditional Indian clothes'.
Because you were told to.
-It was just my energy at the time. -Okay whatever.
We won't get into that. She's in DJ mode right now.
-But... -No, I'm not going down that path
because I really don't want to.
I really want to know,
that may have been one phase for whatever reason
but to go the other extreme, something must've switched inside.
So, what makes you a cut above the rest, Janhvi?
Honestly, I want to credit
the pandemic and spending time with myself
and just understanding that
it's exhausting to take yourself....
So, this is like a burst of self-love.
Self-love and just like
giant... You can beep this out but a giant Fuck it.
Honestly, I just want to have fun.
I like how I look, I like shiny clothes.
Life is too short.
Clearly. I just want to have fun.
And I just want to be myself,
whatever that means. I don't even know.
-And like... -Like you got to own it.
-Exactly -I've been told
so, with me and I identify
I mean I cannot compare myself to this absolute sexy,
-hot girl I'm talking to. -Oh my God! I love this show.
But I just want to say that
I'm 50 and I'm also posing and preening
It's a complete brand ambassador
of a mid-life crisis
I'm wearing shiny shoes, shiny jackets.
posing, pouting, my hair has a hard on
something I don't have!
At any given point in time...
Recently I heard there was a stylist bitching about me
saying he's going to turn 50. Why is he dressing like this?
-Wannabe millennial! -Whatever!
And I'm like I don't care. I love it.
-Honestly, you do you. -That's most important.
Whatever makes you happy.
And like you said this giant fuck it and I love it.
-That's what's happened. -Because that's what I feel.
Do you have a giant fuck it moment in your life?
-I think she's born with a giant... -I'm born like that.
-You were born like that. -I've always done what I like.
You know sometimes do what you like.
And
So, the last time you were on this couch
you made this public announcement about wanting to date
-Kartik Aaryan and that did happen. -Yeah.
Many dreams have realized
-on this couch actually. -Yeah.
Alia spoke about Ranbir Kapoor.
So be careful about what you say
-because it gets manifested. -I want to work with you.
I want to work with Mr. Bhansali. I want to do lots and lots of work
and I don't want to date anyone.
-And I want to be happy. -No, I wanted a name.
Sara, give me a name of a boy you feel like you want to date today.
-No, no no, no... -C'mon, just say it. It might happen
No, no, no!
-There are so many single boys. -Vijay Deverakonda.
Vijay Deverakonda!
Oh my god! You guys have made me do it.
-Vijay Deverakonda! -I promised myself
-I wouldn't do it on this show. -From what I hear,
I see you with Vijay Deverakonda.
-Are you with Vijay Deverakonda? -Shut up, no!
-Don't lie. -I'm not!
You said no, Janhvi. I've asked you.
-We spoke about it so many times. -Karan, why are you doing this?
We're friendly and pally and in love
with each other at this point.
No, no, one minute. What is this?
No, one minute, you'll can't go
back to dating the same boy again.
Janhvi, tell me right now.
We weren't going to broach this topic.
Do you like Vijay?
You know he's sweet but like
-What is this? -Do you like Vijay? One minute.
Silence on set.
Do you like Vijay?
Everyone likes Vijay.
-No no, everybody likes everyone. -But I don't like Vijay
-like that. -He doesn't like Vijay.
I love Vijay as a person.
We are giving Vijay too much importance.
He's sweet, he's nice. You should please date him.
Are you trying to...
-Okay, there you go. -Please date him -What do you mean?
Why are you passing... Why are you passing
So, guys, now we know we have
-Janhvi's blessings... -Vijay Devarakonda
-She can date him, listen. -like he is some
kind of slice of cheese. Like, you take him.
He would love to be a slice of cheese.
No, it's important, guys. Hello!
We can't be after the same slice of cheese like you said.
So now she's giving it to me.
-She can have the cheese. -But does he want you?
You ask him. It worked the last time.
Can you hear us?
Listen guys, sorry disclaimer. This is a joke.
Should've disclaimed the last time.
Missed out disclaiming last season.
-But I disclaim this season. -Listen things have happened.
-I want to tell you -This is a joke.
this couch is critical.
Katrina mentioned Vicky.
She's married to him today.
Alia mentioned Ranbir.
-They're married today. -Mr.Bhansali.
-Mr.Bhansali, Karan Johar. -Well now you've both mentioned....
-You cannot marry Mr. Bhansali. -Karan Johar, Mr.Bhansali.
Karan Johar, work, work work.
Name name name
No relationship now?
-No, relationship is done. -Relationships can happen later.
So, you want to date Vijay Devarakonda.
I don't. I don't
-You said it. -Guys, this was a mistake.
-You said. -She should and she will
and she should have the cheese. I'm on a low carb diet
I can't afford the cheese anymore.
Cheese is a fat.
Cheese is a fat? Fat is great. It makes you glow.
-Yeah so it's not a carb. -One minute.
Is there a name you have?
You'll are both single. How do you date?
Is there a lot of sliding in DMs happening?
No.
-No one hits on me -No one DMs me
-Janhvi, don't lie. -No.
With those pictures,
-I'm not sure that's true... -Janhvi, you don't lie.
You're very shady.
Can I tell you the only person that.
She's saying you're very shady.
I am! I won't
After the way she reacted
-to this whole Vijay thing! -Listen
-you can keep the cheese. -I am suspicious
What's the problem? I'm telling you.
See, she's giving it to me. You can keep.
-One minute. -I've never had the cheese.
-I've not. -Okay.
What I was saying is no one
How do you kind of make it work
-for yourself? -Listen.
The most amount of attention I've gotten
was in fact today when I walked out of the gym
and some rando guy was like can I be your mobile friend?
Ma'am, we should be mobile friends.
And that was someone hitting on me.
-And that was... -Janhvi, I'm not buying this.
-She's a liar. -Sara, do you believe this?
I mean, listen, both of you get a lot of male attention.
-No. -You are always in denial
because you say things. You pretend to be this tigress
and then when the piece of meat arrives,
-you go all shy and coy. -Sara is a tease.
I've seen that happen.
I've also.
So, you're basically all fart and no shit.
I just wanted to say.
-Fine. -That's an attractive way to put it.
Yeah, okay fine.
See but you guys know this.
I say things that I don't always mean.
-Yeah. -Often.
There was recently a boy who walked into
a dinner we were all at and you just said
all these things in the beginning and did nothing after.
Well, thank God I didn't. Look at your Instagram!
I'm not understanding who you're referring to.
-Oh, okay. -Yeah,
-thank God, right? -But who could've done anything?
Why?
Because.
-He's happy. -Yeah.
-I don't know any status of anyone. -I'm telling you.
But would you date him?
Would you be interested if he were single?
See, honestly, jokes apart right now
I think it's important for me to focus on my work and myself.
And she means this more than like you're assuming.
Yeah, I really do.
But you're ready for a relationship.
-No. -No?
-She's taken her shoes off. -Can I sit like this, Karan?
-I'm done. I can't be formal. -I love it.
-She doesn't... I love it. -This is the perfect time
while we're all feets up
and we should actually
-play some Koffee Bingo. -Some.
-Oh god! -Like this?
Yeah, you have iPads next to you.
It's a curated list of questions that you have to circle.
So, Janhvi's Bingo I can see right now.
You have to tick. Oh!
All right, Sara.
Bitched about another actress.
Yeah of course.
Low-key bully, yeah.
Flirted my way out of trouble. Of course.
Sara, there's one coming your way.
Cheapskate.
-Yes. -That one's gone deep.
That was made for you, Sara.
Avoided the paps... Yes, I have done this.
-I'm done. -Have you'll done it?
No. Checklist ready for my future husband? No.
-I mean yeah actually, yeah I do. -Yeah?
You're ticking everything, Sara.
I think I have flirted my way out of trouble.
Can I get arrested if I say I shoplifted?
No not now.
You never know. I haven't ever.
-You have! And so, have I -No.
-I've circled. If I'm going -Janhvi, you have
-I'm taking you with me. -a scandalous finsta
Okay one second, I'm going to go to Janhvi.
Janhvi, you have a scandalous finsta.
I do. It's called Bholi Si Surat.
Fuck! Shit.
-Oh my god! -Sorry.
Trash it please.
What are you having? Can I have a sip of your drink?
-It's called Bholi si surat... -No, it's not.
-I lied. I'm a liar. -I'm not cutting this.
I made a joke. It's not.
It's called my bum itches.
-Your bum itches? -Guys, I'm sorry
for Janhvi today.
Texted someone hey you up? That's such a quintessential...
I've done that all the time
-in my flirty ways. -That's fine.
Whenever I've been asked that,
I always say it in more ways than one.
-That's nice. -But you can't do it.
Are you up in more ways than one is fine?
No, we can't. It's not in the same context.
I should pretend like I don't know what this means.
-Because I don't know... -But ours doesn't have to be up.
-We're asking him if his is up. -It's okay.
-Next. -What's wrong with her?
I've flirted my way out of trouble. I'll tell you
-She's stupid or what? -Sara, change the topic.
We are being dirty. It's not nice.
-No. -We are very innocent.
Flirted my way out of trouble. I can totally see you do this.
With a teacher.
And he definitely had a crush on me.
Your teacher had a crush on you
-and you got your way out of that. -Yeah.
I forgot his name. But he was bald and he had a paunch
and he was very cute.
And you flirted your way out of trouble
because you were not attending class.
-Yeah. -And you just said sorry, professor.
-Yeah, emphasis on the action -Yeah, I said sorry sir...
she did while saying sorry.
-Stop it. -Sorry, sir.
Not like that. None of that.
-How? Teach us. -I said sorry, sir.
What did you say to flirt out...
I'm really sorry.
-It won't happen next time. -Oh, so it's this.
I'm really sorry.
-I'm going to practice today. -And then he said anyone told you,
you have beautiful eyes and I said really?
And then he said Disney eyes. That's what I'm going to call you.
Disney eyes and then they called me Disney eyes for the whole year.
-Disney eyes? -Yeah.
But isn't Disney
a little bit of a teenager?
Must've meant dreamy and big.
Yeah, Disney eyes.
-Pun not intended. -Oh shit! Was he taking my case
and I thought he was hitting on me.
Dreamy and big is nice.
He said Disney eyes and he'd call me
Disney eyes throughout the semester.
But I'm glad he called you Disney eyes
because this is the only answer that we can really go with
on this platform.
Waved at someone who wasn't waving back.
I waved at you once when you weren't waving back also.
It was so rude! I cried at home.
What rubbish!
Wrote a heartfelt note for my boyfriend. Did you?
-Yeah, I did. -Yeah?
Yeah, I have a secret Instagram for me and my ex, ex, ex also.
-I love Insta. -Okay.
Subtle shoplifter. What did you shoplift?
We were at the Disney store.
Disneyland. Hotstar's going to love me.
You'll should buy my next film
Wow. Great.
And you stole something?
Yeah and honestly at that point I didn't understand the concept of
money and payment. I was a cute innocent kid
-like I am now. -You still don't understand
the concept of money and payment.
I don't.
And then I picked up I think it was a lollipop
with the head of Rapunzel or something.
I was very thrilled, and I went to mom and dad and I told them
look I got this, and I didn't even have to pay for it!
They were like what? You psycho! Leave.
Okay done. Can we see Sara?
Flirted my way out of trouble. Have you?
-I mean I do it often. -Why out of trouble?
Because I'm usually always in trouble
because I've said something offensive.
Avoided the paps in innovative ways.
-Waves I'm saying. -Got into the back of my car.
Sara, I want to tell
-you what I witnessed. -You were there.
-You made me do it. -You wanted to get out.
We were all at a party.
Your house.
Yes, I know but I'm not explaining why
-we had to kind of -Okay, of course.
secretly get you out of there.
I wasn't supposed to be there. No one knew I was at your house.
-Yes. Yeah. -No one?
And that is why she wanted to go. And clearly her
She and her chauffeur are in tandem
because she opened the back of her car
and got in and shut it.
I was appalled. Me and Ananya were standing there
and I was like her driver got out with anger. I thought
he was going to fire us.
How can you behave like that with my boss?
And then suddenly he came and he made it even firmer
like that he's done this 100 times before.
You called it Mission Abort that day.
-Remember? -Yes and then suddenly Sara's thumb
-went up like this. Good to go. -Right.
Good to go and he just zoomed out of there.
I called it Mission what? I forgot. Mission Abort.
It was Mission Abort. She just put her thumb up.
So clearly you've done this at the back of your car many times.
-I mean, done this as an exit. -More times than I should have, yes.
This is the indication and then we just vamos.
That's hilarious. I was
Okay low-key bully. I can imagine to your brother.
-No, Ibrahim bullies me. -Everyone I feel....
-I bully most people. -Yeah.
Know more than 5 Hindi curse words? I think yes.
-100% -That's a legacy you inherit.
Yes, it is.
Cheapskate and proud is not a legacy but it's my favourite one.
-So, cheapskate and proud.... -It's also the most accurate I feel.
Yeah.
Considering, I almost froze to death.
I asked Sara a gazillion times. Why are you carrying this bag?
Like literally there are bags that
she could've bought at a Disney store.
-I want to tell you. -I like the shiny stuff and
I have to tell you this. Cheapskate and proud
Simmba's success party. 100 crores, 200...
I don't know how much. Many crores okay. Many more than I understand.
So, there's Ranveer Singh, Karan Johar,
Rohit Shetty. And I show up.
And Karan looks at me and says, Are you wearing Primark?
Because I was wearing my Primark sequin dress
with my matching Primark hair band
-and my matching Primark heels. -That's so cute!
And all of me except me, maybe also me
but all of me was about 20 pounds. You know all of me.
And Karan says you cannot be wearing Primark.
Now this is how I get a bad reputation
because you just outed me by saying this.
But you told me I couldn't wear Primark.
-I felt very bad. -I have no problem with Primark.
It was the hair matching... Like Ruhi dresses like that, Sara.
-Are you talking about... -But Ruhi dresses well.
-No. -And she's cute so am I.
I want to admit on national digital that
I have my reservations about my daughter's sartorial choices
You can't fashion police your daughter.
-I want to tell you, she really... -He fashion polices all of us.
You cannot fashion police your daughter.
She chooses some really strange clothes that she insists on wearing.
You've said the same thing about me.
Yeah, and she clubs them with really strange accessories as well.
-Karan, she's a kid. -We both have something in common.
Yeah, real bad dressing.
Okay, avoided the paps.
Checklist ready for my future husband which is?
Money. Remember we spoke about it the last time?
You want a rich husband?
Yeah, my father said, right? If you have money, take her.
I'm still here so obviously no one with money has
shown up to my father's door steps. That's what it takes.
That's all? You just want rich.
-That's not accurate, Sara. C'mon. -Okay fine, whatever.
Understanding, emotional
-mature, humorous, rich. -Rich.
Say it like you mean it.
-I mean it. -And you?
-Me? -Same.
-Don't be mean. -Honestly, just make me laugh.
-That's it. -I don't have very high standards.
-I laugh, fall in love and get stuck -I laugh, fall in love and get stuck
And I got so stuck...
-Too much. -Then she stopped laughing.
Only cried.
Oh my god!
Okay, so Vijay has a good sense of humour?
Tell us, Janhvi. Is it cheesy?
I'm so funny. Why don't you just date me?
-I'm the funny one. -I've considered it.
-Okay. -Have you? Would you?
-No... -It's cool.
No because then she can't say hey you up!
That text is not good. So that's a problem.
But I'm not the one who wants to send that text.
-He is... -No more of this.
He's funny.
-He's funny. -She's funnier.
Well! But now the next time here's wishing
that before you get into another relationship
you know you kind of tread with caution.
Or like we don't get into another relationship.
I'm hoping I don't for a while. -Why?
I think it's very counter productive to my growth
-as a person and my sanity. -So are you keeping two
three of them on stand-by right now?
Have I spoken to you about this?
-I just hit it right. -This is what you do for sure.
-Why do you say that? -Keep people on stand-by I know you.
She does, but no, it's not happening
I think you have.
-No, I'm very... -I think there are two three
in the waiting but you're still not taking that flight.
No, I'm a very modern old schoolgirl
-if that makes sense. -No.
-But it's.... -You're a Disney princess,
Snow white. There are 7 dwarfs roaming around.
This is what it is.
-This is the truth. -I'm not quite sure they're dwarfs.
I was just going to say maybe they're not dwarfs.
Maybe they're all up!
Dad, I come home on time.
-In terms of.... -I don't do anything wrong.
I don't hang out with Sara.
I do and I enjoy it.
-Take this coffee away please. -So, one minute
Sara, so she has 2-3 in the waiting
which she's not agreeing to which I think she does.
But with you, I think you keep playing this card like
I'm looking for it. I want to get hooked up with this one
-and I want to kind of... -She's a tease.
-Yeah. -Are you a tease?
I don't think I'm a tease.
But I definitely think that I say things
more than I mean them.
-Okay. -I don't...
I seem cooler than I actually am.
I feel like her strategy
or her go to thing in life is to shock and awe.
Yeah, I like to shock people but I don't really mean it like
I'm quite simple like that. I don't think I can...
Yeah, I wish that whoever the prince charming...
You don't have to kiss too many
frogs to get there.
I just hope that you can find those
-quite efficiently and fast -I hope so too.
And somebody that will give you love that you deserve.
Hope so too
Is that a call for a break?
No, it calls for a Rapid-Fire round
which is where everybody lands themselves into trouble.
And that's what we like. So, we have the hamper
as you know and before we play Rapid-Fire,
can we please turn on the Jaquar lights?
-Nice. -Oh, they are turned on.
I am not actually the judge of the Rapid-Fire round.
-Okay. -This time we have a spin.
We have a room full of very eager Koffee enthusiasts
who are going to decide the winner
and we'll get the result right after the round.
They vote. Would you like to meet the gang waiting?
-Yeah. -Are they here? -Yes.
-Where are they? -Can we meet them?
-Hello. -Hi.
Hello.
Hello, viewers, if in doubt, vote for me.
-Vote for me. -Excuse me,
-Hello! -Vote for me.
I can't do that.
I'll get you cupcakes.
I'll get butter chicken biryani for you all from home.
Vote for me.
Now I'm going to remove my glamour glasses
-and wear my true -And you're going to wear
-old age glasses. -the reading glasses.
to read the Rapid-Fire... You both are blur because my far sight
of vision is okay while my near sight of vision is great.
-First, we have to... -I'm starting with you, Janhvi.
-What? Don't I have a say in this? -No.
No.
All right, are you ready, Janhvi Kapoor
-for your Rapid-Fire... -Amit, I'm sorry about this.
-I just feel like... -Firstly, you have put your feet up.
-Now you're putting your hair up. -What is happening?
I mean why are you unravelling yourself
I'm sorry
It's just like I need to be prepared.
I would like to win this.
I'm doing a lot, tying my hair and all.
Vote for me.
-Stop, Sara. -Ready.
Okay, ready.
Ranveer Singh, Ranbir Kapoor or Vicky Kaushal.
The sexiest married man in B-town?
Ranbir Kapoor. I should take more time and be diplomatic.
Okay.
Do you keep a tab on the social media followers count
of your contemporaries and who are you most entertained by?
I did at one point, I was very intrigued by how fast Rashmika's
-Instagram was growing. -How cheesy!
-What? -How cheesy!
For all of you who have caught onto what cheese is on this show!
No one's going to get it.
-But... -Of course, they're going to get it.
-Rewatch -I don't think so.
-Okay. -I'm very intrigued
by Himesh Reshammiya's Instagram.
Did you see his latest post? He's doing biceps curls.
He's like Tandoori nights, Tandoori nights...
It's the best thing in the world. I love it.
Tell me one scandalous truth, Janhvi,
and two scandalous lies about yourself
without telling which is which.
Oh God, Okay. I have gone
skinny dipping in a fountain in Uttarakhand.
I have eaten a snail.
I have broken up with someone because
he didn't order me a chicken salad. They're all true.
Oh, I just remembered the fountain!
I can't lie under pressure. They're all true. It's so sad.
You broke up with somebody because they
-didn't order you a chicken salad? -That's not shocking.
She's eaten snails and gone naked in the fountains.
You're talking about break up with...
But that was the most appalling. How can you break up with somebody
because they didn't order you a chicken salad?
What the hell! You want chicken tikka today, Kebab today,
biryani today and you can't order me a chicken salad?
-Wrong. -Meaning?
-It's mean, right? -So, you broke up!
Yeah but then we got back in 6 hours.
What does Janhvi Kapoor do when she's heartbroken?
I go on a trip, or I try to find like
someone to divert my attention.
Like a side squeeze.
-Side squeeze! I love it. -Yeah.
I love it.
If you get into a fight,
name the person most likely to be the peacemaker.
I think I'd be the peacemaker. I melt quite often.
-You'd patch up first. -Yeah.
Okay. The instigator?
I think right now in my life Varun might be instigating
a couple of fights because he keeps complaining
to Sharan about me cheating on my diet
and he keeps sending Sharan photos of me eating biryani
-meat. -To put this into context,
she's playing a cricketer in Sharan Sharma's film
and she's on some sort of a regime
and Varun Dhawan who's doing your current film Bawaal with
-is an absolute instigator. -He's a full instigator.
Constantly.
If you're in a fight, the most likely person
for the one who starts filming?
Filming the fight?
If it's a fight with Sharan, then it's probably Kayo.
Kayo Irani is Boman Irani's son.
Such a nepo gang!
Anyway, the...
I'm not going to win this round. Don't say nepo and all.
If you had to set up Sara with someone
in Bollywood, who would it be?
I think we discussed this fairly,
-So, if you say another answer... -With cheese.
She likes the cheese platter.
So, you want Vijay Deverakonda on her platter?
I think she wants Vijay Deverakonda on a platter.
Who would you choose for her?
I'm not allowed to talk in this Rapid-Fire round.
Vijay or Ranveer.
Ranveer is a married man.
So what? Everybody just stop making it such a big deal.
Exactly, she's made a decision. It's Ranveer.
Oh, you mean marriage is not a deal breaker.
You talk to her.
Ranveer with a little cheese on the side.
Oh nice!
Okay. Who's the last Indian male celebrity
you stalked on social media?
Rahul Khanna.
-Why? -Just like that.
He's hot.
Because he's always shirtless and you like that.
He's got a vibe, he's got energy. I think he's hot.
Who's Bollywood wedding esthetic
has you going for your own wedding goals?
Ranbir-Alia, Vicky-Katrina, Ranveer-Deepika,
Sonam-Anand, Virat-Anushka?
Sonam-Anand I'll put out of the way because
you'll feel compelled to say them because they're your family.
So, we'll just put them out of the mix.
Ranbir-Alia.
-Ranbir-Alia, you found that... -yeah for sure
It's so wholesome and so much heart...
-You felt like the love. -Yeah.
-Okay. -I shed a tear for them.
-You shed a tear? -Of happiness.
Okay.
If your bachelorette has a male stripper
which Bollywood celebrity would you pick?
Aditya Roy Kapur.
-Hot. -That came out too fast.
Why? He's hot!
He'll just come to you doing "Malang Malang". Yeah, where's my bikini?
Yeah.
Sex with the Ex. Yes/No/Maybe.
No, I can't go backwards.
-No. -Go forward.
-All right. -Shut up.
Okay, who's the more
powerful couple brand? Alia-Ranbir or Deepika-Ranveer?
You can't just smirk. Are you mad?
Alia-Ranbir. I just think Alia is the biggest star of the country.
She's the biggest hero right now
so, anything with Alia wins.
Well done, Janhvi. That was your Rapid-Fire round.
Please make notes, my Koffee gang out there.
And now the questions are to be answered by Sara Ali Khan.
-Are you ready? -Yes.
All right. The last time you said
you wanted to marry Ranbir Kapoor.
Now that he's already married,
which other actor makes it to the list?
I don't think marriage is a problem. Ranveer Singh is on the list.
-Don't say that. -Vicky Kaushal is on the list.
Ranbir Kapoor is still on the list
even though yes Alia Bhatt is the biggest star.
They are all stars Katrina, Deepika, Alia
but the list is the list. It's fine.
Yeah, it doesn't matter if they're married.
My answer is Ranveer Singh.
So, it's changed from Ranbir to Ranveer Singh.
You still want to marry Ranveer Singh?
-Yeah. -Okay good. Got it.
Deepika will make a big note of this.
Yeah.
What is the most regrettable thing you've done in a relationship?
Been in it.
Okay.
If you could put your name or face on a dating app,
what would you say to sound sexy in your bio?
All of Sara is yours
Everything of Sara is yours
Wow.
She's a lovely woman.
-No please. -I like this.
-She's one... -I like it.
Yeah, this is nice.
Even you're rhyming on your Instagram now.
-Yeah, I've told you you're my inspiration.
Yeah. And you are the inspiration of the entire nation.
Okay, wow.
-Thank you. -Look at this lovely relation.
You're a poet and you did not know it.
Oh, I did.
If you had to set up Janhvi Kapoor
with an Indian celebrity, who would it be?
If I really had to, Varun Dhawan.
-He's also married. -He's also married.
Guys, this marriage marriage! Shut up.
-Everyone is married. -Exactly.
Then you might as well.
It's like everything, nothing, same thing.
Why do you want to cause a Bawaal in his life?
-They will do Bawaal and a Dhamaal. -Yes.
There is no question.
-No let's not... Let's stop that Just tell me honestly.
Honestly, Ranveer I was saying.... No, none of that.
Not again. This one only Varun, I'm telling you.
-You'll be very nice together. -Find me a single boy.
Oh c'mon!
-Find a single boy. -Vijju!
Vijju he's become!
She can do that herself only.
-You continue. -Yeah, you continue.
Okay fact or cap?
You make all the important decisions in your family.
Have you met my mother? I don't.
Your family finds your Instagram cringeworthy.
Everybody I know does.
-Okay. -It's fine.
Your father is yet to like a film of yours.
As long as I'm not remaking his films, he likes my films.
So, I think we're good there.
Okay.
Which Bollywood wedding aesthetic?
I mentioned the names, you remember them.
I agree. I think Alia and Ranbir, it was great.
I think also they must not have spent too much money, which I like.
They didn't have to go abroad and all. Just their balcony.
-How cute! I would also do that. -She just called
-their wedding cheap. -I don't think that's the reason
they got married on their balcony.
No, but that's the reason I like it.
-You like it? -Yeah.
-Economic and durable. -She just called
-Exactly! -Biggest wedding of the year cheap.
I haven't said it cheap. You said cheap. I said it's not in Europe.
Okay, we get it. - You know
It was on their balcony. Very intimate.
I like the balcony. Very intimate.
And you will also get married on your balcony.
I don't have a balcony. Hopefully he will.
-Okay, all right. -Hopefully you will.
-You will. -Yeah.
The last celebrity you stalked on social media?
I don't have to stalk them on social media anymore.
I can just stalk them.
-That sounds scary. -That sounds scary
Yeah, I'm just showing up in my car
putting my thumbs up and lurk and then we're trailing you today.
Watch out.
Okay.
One reason why your ex is your ex.
Because he's everyone's ex.
Okay.
Classify as love, lust or like.
Your options are Vijay Deverakonda, Aditya Roy Kapur and Sid Malhotra.
You gotta like what you lust at so
I'm on a Keto diet, coming for the cheese.
The answer is Vijay Deverakonda.
-Vijay Deverakonda it is. -Yeah.
All right, okay.
Sexting or photos? Your weapon of flirtation.
Call me and meet me.
Call me and meet me?
Yeah. -So, you're not sexting
or sending your photos.
Just come and meet me.
He won't come if I send anything.
-You know what I mean. -Okay.
Sex with the Ex? Yes no or under exceptional circumstances.
The right answer is no.
The right answer is maybe.
-Sara! -Under exceptional circumstances.
You never know.
That was the Rapid-Fire round of Sara Ali Khan and Janhvi Kapoor.
Please make a note my illustrious Koffee gang.
We await your result with bated breath.
-It's just going to show up. -Yeah, they're all voting.
This is a moment of truth.
-Yeah, with these lights one can tell.
I feel Sara's rhyming did it for them.
I don't think it was rhyming if it did do it.
But that saved.
And here it is. The result popping right up on a screen next to you.
-Oh! -What the hell!
-What is this? -They're playing with our feelings.
I love with such humility Sara
has maintained the composure of a winner.
Thank you, guys.
-It's... -For giving me....
Oh, are you saying something?
Never mind. Thank you guys for giving me this honour.
I am very grateful
and thank you for voting for me.
This is offensive, no?
-No not at all. -Do I suck that much?
Not at all, I've just rocked that much.
-I mean I can't... -That's all it is
-Well, Sara by public opinion... -Thank you.
Thank you.
It is well deserved.
-I... -I mean you've said
namaste to so many viewers that it's all been validated.
Thank you so many guys again. Thank you.
Yay!
Well, Janhvi, let me tell you on the upside
you are the hotter one today on that couch.
You are the hotter one, Janhvi.
-I mean... -I just have more.
You have more also in your own way. But I have more of these, so I guess
we all win.
All right. As I said Janhvi you're
the hotter one and that counts for some
-Not some, for lots. -It counts for everything.
Both of you are gorgeous, hot or not. I love you both.
Now, let's go to the MyGlamm Zone
for some glam, some slam and some games.
All right, this is our games round. I will be asking you questions,
you will be buzzing.
If you buzz first, I'll ask you. If you have the answer wrong,
I'll have to go to the other person.
-Like that. -Yeah.
-Just showing. -I just got scared.
You also do.
-Little aggressive. -Yeah, I like it. I like it
It's a horn. It's a horn.
-Okay, are we ready? -Yes.
Hand on buzzer.
Hand on heart.
Okay, this is badly explained plots.
I will be telling you in a bad way the plot of a film.
In a bad as in a ridiculous way...
-And we have to guess the film. -You have to guess the film name.
Okay?
A fancy handbag takes a trip around Spain.
Dil Dhadakne Do.
Sorry! Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara.
-I'll give that to you. -Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara.
-You didn't know either. -Yes but
she got it wrong first.
We'll give it to her. We're being kind.
-Okay. -Okay?
No, no, we are not being kind, we're being fair.
-Yeah. -We're being kind. -We're being fair.
Okay, you won it. 1-0
An 8-year-old girl plays matchmaker for her dad.
-Kuch Kuch Hota Hai -Yes.
Family dog delivers the letter to the wrong person
and saves the relationship.
Feels like Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon.
-No. -No.
It is family dog.
Tommy is the name of the dog.
-No, it's not Tommy. -Udta Punjab was Tommy. Shahid...
He was not a dog. He was a lead actor in the film.
-Right. -No, no idea.
The dog was Tuffy.
Tuffy!
Hum Aapke Hain Kaun.
Correct, got it.
Okay, 2-1.
I was not even right about Tommy.
Woman abuses ex-boyfriend over the phone, feels better about herself
-and marries a millionaire. -Jab We Met.
Correct. A man who can't tie his own
shoelaces accidentally reveals his identity
Guzaarish?
-Koi Mil Gaya. -Both wrong.
Let me read it again. I can't believe this.
How stupid are you'll!
A man who can't tie his own shoe laces accidentally reveals
his identity to his former nanny.
It sounds like some Black Mirror.
-Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham. -Yes.
Yeah, cutie.
-Hrithik Roshan and Farida Jalal. -Yeah.
All right, okay.
Wedding planners make a major life decision on the promise...
Band Baaja Baaraat.
-She said it first. -But I buzzed first.
-I said it though. -You should buzz first.
I said it.
-I think this is unfair. Whatever. -4-2
And the last one.
Actor throws a star studded party after winning a Filmfare award
hates the guy who arrives late.
-Om Shanti Om. -Yes.
Yes.
Who arrived late?
-Arjun Rampal arrived late, right? -Yes.
But he also killed...
-Oh right, badly described plots. -Yeah.
Okay, Fam Jam is our next round, all right?
Each one of you gets a name of your own family.
-Yeah. -And you keep mentioning names
-of their filmography. -Okay.
The moment you take time,
-the other one gets that point. -Okay.
-All right? It has to move fast. -She's done so many more films.
-So, in the beginning, you're ready? -Yeah.
-Oh no.
Janhvi you get Anil Kapoor. Sara, you get Saif Ali Khan.
-Start. -Omkara,
Beta.
-Hum Tum. -Tezaab.
He has also done
-No, you can't say he has also done. -Stop this he has also done
-Well... -Sorry, you have lost
-Lost Lost Lost -Pukar.. Pukar... I get it... I won
-Okay, Round 2. -I should've gone chronologically.
Round 2.
Sara, you get Amrita Singh.
Janhvi, you get Sridevi.
-Start. -Betaab.
Chandni.
Chameli Ki Shaadi.
Mr. India.
Kalyug.
Mom.
Saaheb.
-Uhhh -Out!
Yes.
She did 350 films for this moment!
Sorry about that. Round 3.
Sara, you get Sharmila Tagore.
Janhvi, you get Arjun Kapoor.
Start.
The film with the song...
-Wrong. Wrong - Mere Sapnon Ki Rani -You're out. You've lost
-It starts with A -Ishaqzaade.
You're out.
You got it. Sara, you did not even know
-one film of your grandmother. -I know the name
Daag. Daag
But you said it after.
-Then... -Too late.
-It's gone she has won that point. -An Evening in Paris
She has won the point.
But I have to redeem myself for my family.
I'm answerable to other people not just you'll.
All right, and the very last round.
-Keep your phones ready. -Okay.
This time I've upgraded Hey Karan, it's me.
When you have to basically call a celebrity
a movie star or somebody famous.
They have to say, Hey Karan, it's me.
And also, we have to find out what they're doing and where they are.
Both of you will be given 90 sec to call as many people as you can.
Whoever calls more people wins.
Let's start. Who are you calling?
Arjun.
-Arjun Kapoor. Who are you calling? -Mom.
She's not taking my call.
-Mom, you have to say... -There's no network here.
Hi Karan, it's me. Say where you are and what you're doing.
-You're the speaker. Hurry up! -I don't have network.
Bingy.
-I'm on my... -Make it louder.
I'm on my dressing table
-Okay fine. She's on her dressing table.
-Arjun... -Okay bye love you.
But she has to say Hey Karan, it's me.
She said Hey Karan, it's me first.
Okay. And Arjun did what?
-He didn't pick up. -Put it on speaker. I've to hear.
Oh, Dhanush!
I need you to say Hi Karan it's me
and tell him where you are and what you're doing.
-Sara pick up, please pick up. -Hi Karan, it's me.
Thanks, Dhanush.
You just got her a point
-Thank you, Dhanush. Thank you -Sara, pick up the phone.
-Who are you calling? -Sara.
Oh, she's calling me. Shut up.
20 seconds more. Last 20 seconds c'mon.
You're calling is currently switched off.
No one gives a..
Vijay Deverakonda is not picking up your call.
Call Vijju and say I say hi.
He's not picking up.
Okay and 3
-2 -No one loves me.
-You know this happened... -And 1
I'll give you up to 0 and -2
Shanaya
Yo girl, what's up?
Bro! Just say Hi Karan it's me and tell me what you're doing.
Hi, Karan it's me and I'm blow drying my hair.
-Okay, great I'll see you soon -I love it.
Shanaya was blow drying her hair and she got you a point.
Sara Ali Khan at 14 points and Janhvi at 7.
Okay.
Never mind, you get a hug.
-And love. -And many lovely movies.
-Yes. -Yeah, he gives you lovely movies.
Yeah great! You keep winning the points
You'll have that.
-And congratulations. -Thanks man.
At least I get the congrats.
Okay,
that was Sara Ali Khan to the victory lap.
-Thank you. -And you win a wonderful prize.
What?
It's very expensive.
I love it. I'll sell it
-Something you're not used to. -Something you can sell.
I just said that -Yes
All right, thank you very much. Can we go back to the couch?
Well, actually I have to say Janhvi was doing phenomenally well
initially with her GK on cinema.
She knew much more but then you took over after that
and you won the gaming round as well.
You slammed it and you glammed it.
-No, but... -You glammed it, I slammed it.
Yeah. You glammed it, you slammed it and
I god damned it!
So anyway, whatever that means.
So, congratulations. -I love this.
You win a very expensive gift
-which you can sell. -I love it
Thanks, I come out richer.
Maybe buy yourself a better hotel room.
-Yeah, okay. -and meet too on the next trip.
-Done. -Yeah on the next trip.
I want you to both know that you'll are special
not only to me but to the industry and to the cine goers at large.
And I'm really happy to have done this season 7 with you.
Did you feel happy being on the couch?
Very.
It's been so much fun. I was honestly very nervous.
-But it was a fun day. -Yeah.
-I had fun. -Thank you so much.
Namaste viewers, to you.
-Namaste, viewers. -Before I let you both go
can you please sign the cup next to you as Koffee tradition goes?
All right, let's take our coffee mugs and head towards
to Koffee wall of fame. Thank you girls for being on the show.
Thank you.
-Are you with Vijay Deverakonda? -Shut up, no!
Janhvi, tell me right now.
We weren't going to broach this topic.
Do you like Vijay?
You know he's sweet but like
-What is this? -Do you like Vijay? One minute.
Silence on set.