Koffee with Karan Season 7.
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Welcome back to Koffee with Karan.
Oh, my God, we've made it to Season 7.
Who would have thought!
The last time we met, 3 years back, we were obsessed.
Obsessed with airport looks, catfights and the love lives of movie stars.
Then, there was sadly the pandemic,
which brought with it loss, fear, and uncertainty,
and so much recalibrated within us. So much.
In 2022, we are now kinder, gentler, better people,
still obsessed with airport looks, catfights,
and the love lives of movie stars.
Which is where I come in.
I remain your bio bubble of political incorrectness
in a world determined to be boring.
In short, expect everything that I am told I do really well.
FYI, I also make movies sometimes.
So, I know, I know. Yes, I know.
The hottest rumour in town was that I was going to get
a newly married couple or newly married couples on my show.
That is not happening.
First, is that even my show?
That's not my vibe. Second, I asked, they said no.
Apparently, in the age of Instagram, privacy is still a thing.
I don't understand their need for it, but I respect it.
Who knows? Maybe even I wouldn't tell you about my secret wedding
that I am never having.
My first guests on the first episode of Koffee with Karan though
are people that I really wanted to kick-start things with.
I love them. They are two happily married people.
Just not to each other.
One is a freshly minted dulhaniya
and the other is the eternal dulha at any occasion, any time of the day.
They are superstars who have camaraderie and friendship,
which I truly enjoy.
Unleash them on a set, and they're like children in a classroom
without a monitor.
I have not seen this kind of a bond among a lot of my actors,
and trust me, I've been in the business for 27 years.
They are buddies, co-stars and, yes, competitors.
It's a battle between them
for the most versatile actor of this generation.
Please welcome them, Alia Bhatt and Ranveer Singh,
as the very first guests on Season 7 of Koffee with Karan.
How nice to see you again.
Hi, Karan.
Hi.
-Hi, hottie! -All right.
What's up? Here we go. Here we are.
Please sit down.
Namu Myoho Renge Kyo.
Om Shri Ganeshaya Namah.
Auspicious start. May it be the best episode ever
all across the 18 years of this cult show.
We all know and love as Koffee with Karan.
-Oh, God. -He has taken over.
I mean, this was meant to be the first words I should have uttered
on the beginning, in the commencement, of Season 7
of Koffee with Karan. But thank you, Ranveer.
-Thank you for doing the honours. -Congrats to you, Karan.
Entertainment juggernaut.
-Oh, God. -Spear-heading what is a cult--
I am blushing!
I am one big blush right now.
Hot, hot. You're looking like a juicy tomato.
Squeeze worthy.
Who is going to squeeze me?
-I'll do it. -Ranveer.
-You'll squeeze me? -Yeah.
I've already told you; I really feel you've been really, really, really
having your eye on me.
-Yeah. -But I want to tell you.
-Not interested. -I've seen it.
Well, this is the 7th season of Koffee with Karan,
and, Alia, you and I were just discussing that
we never thought this would happen.
I never thought I would come back.
Yeah, I didn't think either.
I thought we were done; I was quite sad.
Why?
Just, like, whatever happened.
-What happened? -You know.
-What? -Firstly, we have to tell the world
that Ranveer is a Ghajini beyond Ghajini.
Living in Santa Monica.
Living in some other part of this planet,
doesn't know what's happening around him.
-Even after we tell him. -Do you know that
we as an industry were vilified?
-We were absolutely put... -Of course, he knows.
...into the dungeon for two years.
And a lot even I went through.
It was not an easy time.
And at that point of time, it was like the snake emojis used to come out
every time Koffee with Karan was mentioned.
And at one point of time, I also thought that
I was never going to come back with the show
because there was lot of attack and
where you were in those two years I am not quite sure.
He was there only.
I had no doubt and I have no doubt
that you will continue to do more and more seasons of this show
because all of that is just baseless and unfair and unwarranted.
Yes, so I agree that it was faceless,
nameless people saying annoying things on television.
I don't know, but there is a snake emoji that comes with KJo.
-Aw... -Either they call me GayJo
or the snake comes out,
and I don't know why.
Which part of me feels or seems like a snake I don't know.
And I want to tell everyone that I am far from one.
In fact, I am scared of them.
All you trolls, leave my Karan alone!
He is just a gudda.
I'm a what?
You're my gudda.
I'm your gudda?
Yeah. My little Ken doll.
And you're my Barbie?
I told you, Alia, he is obsessed with me.
Karan, I am there, I can see it.
-I am obsessed with him. -It happens every morning.
There are so many factors.
But he is, in a good way at least,
he is the only one who truly appreciates your looks
when you come on to sets.
-He is the only one. -He is the only one.
He comes and gives you that time and attention
to your shoes and your choice of clothes and the sunglasses
and everything, like, and he does it with true passion. I see it.
Yeah, he does that. But tell me.
Do you know why I have a soft spot for you?
Because you and I have the same problem.
Just because we are light-footed in this journey of life,
people think of us as frivolous.
-You know. -Yes.
-Yeah. -Which is not the case.
-No. -So, I feel it.
And I've been told this.
They're like, "You should dress sober,"
"And you should like allow your serious and intellectual side
"to be known and seen."
I am like, "Wow, it's so overrated though."
I can't tell you--
Life should be a...
There should be happiness and cheer and lightness of being, no?
You up the fashion stakes; you wear what you wear;
you walk the talk, you do what you do and you do it well.
Why should you bother? Does it make you feel good?
Yeah. I mean, like, "What else we here for?"
Yeah.
But to have fun, man.
But tell me, just going back, rewinding.
The pandemic, I mean there was a time that we were all at home.
I am only addressing this because we are all out of it now. I mean,
hopefully and God willing.
But was there a time, where like you felt something was there,
a moment of anxiety, fear, or did you just enjoy the me time?
Alia.
Well, I think there were degrees at each time, right?
For everyone, it was different.
When the pandemic hit and COVID began,
for the first 3 months or 4 months,
I remember, March, April, May, June,
my focus was not, in fact, on COVID or the pandemic
because we, as a family, were dealing with Rishi uncle's passing away.
So, he passed away end of April.
End of April. 30th April.
So, that was like bang in the middle of the pandemic,
so, you know, March went in...
-His health situation. -...basically spending
his time in the hospital. His health situation.
Even April, post that, it was spending time with Ranbir's mum.
Spending time with my mum also now.
We were staying together in one house for many days so that we could all
at least be around her
and just have that sort of family time.
And I want to ask you this.
Do you think you have to change
a lot of your core personality to adapt to another family?
And I am going to get to you to that as well.
Do you have to kind of also adapt? Is that a big part of your role to play
when you become someone's wife?
Like, you know, while everyone wants to maintain their individuality
in a relationship, it's very important.
And I believe in equality in any dynamic.
But do you feel like, in that adaptation process, because you come from
such a totally different family...
I have met your dad, your mom, Pooja,
Shaheen, they are very different from the Kapoor family.
So, do you feel like you had to do a lot of adapting?
In a very good way. Like you said, I have been brought up extremely
like me, my mum, my sister, my father.
That's it. That was our... And my grandparents.
Our interaction was very limited. Even though we are a very close family,
we are not a very big family.
And also, we don't have these sort of massive celebrations together,
we don't constantly get together. Everybody does their own thing.
Enter the Kapoor family where everybody does everything together.
You eat together, you pray together.
It's like everything is done together.
-So, it was... -Cute.
It's very cute. For me, in fact, Ranbir used to make fun of me.
Like, if there is any ritual to perform, he would ask,
-"Do you know all the rituals?" -Do you know all the rituals?
I think I have become a pro now.
I have been through so many moments of culture and family
because of the Kapoor family.
Actually, it has given me a totally new layer in my life.
Started with... say, Diwali pooja,
when Ranbir and I... of course we have been living together for some time now.
He said, "I want us to have the Diwali pooja at my house.
"You have to make that happen."
So, I get now very involved in the Diwali pooja
and get everybody together and all of that,
-and I am fully involved. -But lesser-known fact.
Proud of you.
Ranbir may come across as this cool detached dude who likes to play football,
-he is a full traditionalist. -Very traditional.
A ritualistic person. He was like... At the wedding,
he was literally listening to every word that the priest was saying.
-Like, I was... -He was telling the priest,
"Sir, please teach her."
I was telling him, "Hurry up. The sun is setting."
She was like, "The sun is setting, I want to take the sunset photographs."
The priest was really giving it his best shot, and Ranbir was listening.
He was so involved in the ceremony.
He was asking questions and all.
-Yeah, he was very into it. -Even his dad was like that.
-So, we've done... -But you don't imagine Ranbir to be.
...religious rituals on FaceTime with him.
-Cute! -He was in New York
and he would want to be a part of the rituals through FaceTime.
So, I found that all really like... It was very new.
But when you're talking of adapting, yeah, I adapted in a very lovely way.
I feel like these are all great parts of our Indian culture
that we should have as a part of our lives.
It really brings the family and people together.
And, Ranveer, when you married Deepika,
you knew that Deepika's family comes from a very different way of being
as compared to your gregarious Sindhi household, the Bhavnanis.
I've met your dad, your mum, your sister,
and I have met Deepika's very, very, very quiet, introverted,
solid perhaps, but very, very quiet, introverted family.
You are an extroverted kind of a person who is all over the place.
So, how did you manage that or have you not?
I am still managing. I am still figuring it out.
Is it tough?
For starters, I have two wardrobes now.
When I go to Bangalore, there is a special wardrobe.
White T-shirt, blue jeans.
-That's it. -White shirt, blue jeans.
I don't want to throw them off.
And you think Mr. Padukone will get thrown off if he sees you looking like a galaxy?
No, but I love them. I love them to bits, you know.
They are so simple and grounded
as people it's really wonderful and warm to be around them.
Are there difficult moments as well when it comes to adaptation?
Yes, of course.
Of course, but now...
We have been together 10 years.
Yeah.
That's a long time.
Out of which, you have been married for four.
And initially, though they were completely thrown away.
They were like, "Who is this? What is this?"
Especially Deepika's mum.
She didn't know what to make of me, honestly.
So, yeah, we took time to warm up to each other.
-But now she is like my mum. -Okay, good.
Even when you were in other zones in your life, personally, Alia,
when Ranbir was not even on your radar.
I remember it was a thing that people were saying,
when Alia and Ranbir will work, they will start a relationship.
It was just like... I said it to your mother-in-law as well.
I said I just see it happening.
It took time, but when it happened,
it just went like bam!
Didn't he come on the sets of Student of the Year?
-Yeah. -And joked with you.
"Should I marry her? Should I marry her?"
-Did he? -Yes.
You didn't know?
-What? -Yes.
-I don't know this. -It was a half-joke.
But you know it's so strange.
-What? -Yes, he said it.
And let Alia tell you where the origin of their romance began.
It's Brahmastra is pretty much. The product of this love story is Brahmastra
because the weirdest thing happened and...
Alia should tell you.
It was a New Year flight that they took.
It was not meant to happen.
Firstly, we were not supposed to be together
on New Year's but--
And you had just recently broken up.
No, the thing is...
So, I'll tell you something very funny happened.
When I was single after a really long time
and so was Ranbir,
everyone around me, my sister and even my friends,
I remember one Christmas party at your house, and everything
we were talking and my friends were like,
"Listen, you'll are totally going to get together," and I was like, "Okay."
Half wishing it, and... not full wishing it.
But I am like, "Let's see." I don't want to
put too much energy on it. It should happen naturally.
And it kind of happened naturally only.
We both talked about it on our flight to...
-Israel. -...wherever we were going.
We were going to Tel Aviv to do a workshop for Brahmastra.
We both were seated together.
So, I remember him walking in and he was supposed to sit next to me.
So, I was very excited and I was looking this way,
And I was like he is going to come and sit next to me. Lovely.
Uh-huh. Some elbow action.
Yeah, listen, but hear this. He sat next to me.
Something got stuck in his seat.
Some malfunction was happening in his seat,
so they were going to move him to another seat.
And I was like, "Oh, my God, what's happening?
"Why is my dream getting shattered?"
But then later his seat got fixed, so he came and sat back.
And then when we exchanged notes, he was like, "Even in that moment,
"I was getting so upset and irritated that
"'Why did the seat have to break down at the moment?'
"'We were sitting together so nicely.'"
So, it started... That vibe started over there only,
and then of course, the rest is history.
The rest is history.
And then you were also taken aback when he proposed to you the day he did.
-Yeah, yeah. -I think that was the most...
It was the most...
We imagine these things in the movies, Ranveer.
But the way he planned, it was like...
I don't know if you want to share it or not.
It's such a personal special moment to me that I just want to keep it for myself.
But yeah, I have to say in terms of Ranbir and his planning, he is...
He totally blew my mind away because...
I wasn't expecting it, because we weren't even talking about it.
We were talking about it for a very long time.
But there were the pandemic, delays, this and that.
And we were like we won't talk about it.
We'll just go with feeling.
And that's exactly what he did.
He didn't tell anyone, he just carried the ring,
and he did it in the most amazing place
because it's a place that we both have a strong connection with,
which is Maasai Mara.
And in the middle of the jungle, it was just amazing.
I don't think I could have ever
pictured the way it worked out together.
And after it was over, what I didn't expect was
he had planted our guide to take the pictures also.
So, after everything was over, I was still dealing with the shock and
I was so emotional, and he was like...
He took pictures and I was like,
"You managed to take pictures."
Because he knows how much pictures mean to me.
I was like, "What are you saying?"
And I saw those pictures, and of course, it was like...
It was too special.
You know, it's amazing--
I'll tell you the story. When I showed him the pictures,
we went for rehearsal, the dance rehearsal we were shooting for.
"Dhindora," our song. There were dancers in the room.
And I was like, "I have to share something with you."
He said, "What?"
And I showed him the picture and he was like...
-Is that your engagement ring? -Yes.
Aw... it's beautiful.
He started crying.
Aw... You cried at her proposal photo.
-He had tears in his eyes. -One minute. One minute.
You are not the only one. When she came to tell me she's getting married to Ranbir,
I was sitting in a cap because I was having a bad hair day.
And I never wear a cap. Please describe me.
Karan wearing this baseball cap in his Amiri black sweatshirt,
on the big chair at the Dharma office,
And I am like, "Karan, I am getting married, etc."
"I just want to say I am so happy for you."
This is Karan sitting in this cap.
This visual of this. He was looking like an emoji.
An emoji with a cap crying away with his coffee cup.
It was hilarious.
But I want to tell you, even when her wedding rituals happened
and she came out, firstly when she entered, everyone was crying.
I never thought I would see tears in Ranbir Kapoor's eyes.
And his eyes had welled up and I kept staring at him and see he is crying.
Then all her friends were crying.
I started crying. Shaheen was crying.
It was hilarious because she was actually moving from the seventh floor
to the seventh floor.
She was already staying on that floor.
-True. -She was going nowhere.
It was really hilarious.
But Bhatt sahab was really enjoying.
Bhatt sahab sitting like that with his whole turban and all
Bhatt sahab told me the funniest thing.
I am standing, and he is like,
"Why is it that the bridesmaids always have a ridiculous look on their faces?"
How mean, Papa. He said this?
He is like, "Why do they always have a ridiculous look on their faces?"
I said, but they are not...
It was hilarious. He was like, "Look at them."
Then Pooja said, "No, Papa, it's not like that.
"They are just very excited."
It was hilarious.
He is a lateral thinker.
Now, the two of you have done a film, Gully Boy.
But when you came on the sets of Rocky Aur Rani,
I kept looking at Alia, and I said that,
"You didn't warn me about this."
-One hadn't been warned. -One had not discussed this.
So, one has not been warned.
So, when did y'all... 'Cause y'all have a solid friendship.
Like, it's what you call friendship.
-We are sakhis. -Sakhis! I wanted to say that first.
We are girlfriends.
He is my sakhi.
So, when did this sakhi-ness happen?
Because during Gully Boy, we didn't really...
Even though we were basically doing scenes together,
we didn't spend a lot of time together on set or anything
because of in and out, live locations, losing light and all.
So, I actually got to sit down with Ranveer when we were promoting Gully Boy.
And I remember, in Berlin, we would land up going
travelling in the same car as we had to reach the location together
or something like that. We used to have a lot of conversations in the car,
and I realised that he is not actually the...
He is full of beans, he is always been light,
and has always been effervescent as he said,
but he is actually not that person, he is doing that for you.
-Yeah. -So, I discovered that about him,
which I found extremely special,
because here I saw an extremely sensitive caring person.
And I really like that about him and I discovered we both are number 6's.
And we are both waters.
I mean water signs.
So, he is 6th of July; I am 15th of March.
So, we both are 6's.
So, now it makes sense that we have such an instant connect.
And then after that.
I don't know.
After that, I think
Alia was going through a tough time working on Gangubai Kathiawadi.
Yes.
Yeah, like it was very...
-Challenging. -Challenging for me.
Because it is not easy. It is a very unique creative process.
And it takes some time to come to grips with the demand
on you mentally, emotionally, physically.
And me being a Bhansali veteran...
You'll have both been baptised by Bhansali, actually.
And you are a Bhansali veteran.
You have done some of your finest work with him.
-Undoubtedly. -So, you became the guide to Gangu.
Yeah, so before she started the process.
We had a sit-down like this is how it's going to be.
I had prepared her for all the curve balls that he loves to throw at you.
How, as artists with Bhansali,
did you create that space for progress
and creativity in your life? Do you have to kind of...
How do you do it?
I would say working with Mr. Sanjay Leela Bhansali is the rite of passage
-for any creative person. -Right.
Like you very rightly said, you've been baptised.
It's like, if you pass out from his school, you are ready.
-You can do anything. -You can do pretty much anything.
I know that the last 50-second shot that you have done in "Dholida..."
-Oh, God. -...Ranveer Singh was there on the set.
-Yeah. -Like, you know
that he was there on set and he...
And you know what he... You don't know the pre to that.
Two days before that, I was so physically exhausted,
I called him up and I said, "Ranveer,
"how do you tell yourself that you'll be able to do it?"
Because I was tired. And he was like no.
"No, baby, you don't give up now.
"Come on, you have to believe in yourself."
He gave me solid energy, and I was like, "How will I be able to do it?"
Because I remember sir had this shot in his mind and he was like,
"I want you to go into a trance," and I was getting so overwhelmed,
like, "How will I be able to deliver what he wants?"
And I was really having a tough time dealing with it.
So, he talked me through it. I remember he was on his way to his ad shoot.
I was going for my rehearsals. I was literally crying in the car,
"Will I be able to do it?
Cut to. I am about to do the shot and he walks in.
And I was looking at him like that. "This is the bloody moment
"where I have to do the shot, and now you're here
"and the pressure is now on."
What pressure? I am there to feed you with energy.
Yeah, but basically that's what he did.
He came and gave me that energy and it was really nice.
Oh, it was special.
But I remember he said that there will come that moment
where you will do it, and you will see what's happened on screen,
and you will be so grateful that you pushed yourself to do that.
And that's exactly what happened when...
You'll be over the moon.
When I got that shot, I remember looking at sir's face.
He did... to me. And I was like...
I was so happy, I really felt like I had climbed the mountain.
And then when I see it,
I feel so grateful that he pushed me to do that.
Otherwise, nobody has ever pushed me to that.
You pushed me, so I feel like...
I feel like I'll be eternally grateful to him for that.
Well, I think that he has played a large part in both your careers.
And both of you should be very grateful.
You have been Bhansalified.
Now having a good time on set
is a very big part of the making of any film.
Like, we are making a film together
and we are having a great time because
we have discovered the many facets of Ranveer Singh.
Which is, we didn't know that in his body
there's a hidden gossipy Punjabi aunty.
-Pammi. -So, we call him Pammi.
-Who likes to-- -Please meet Pammi.
Please meet Pammi aunty who wants to know everything that's happening.
You know, what are you paying overheads to your staff at home.
But that's why...
See, people ask me.
Ranbir asked me, "What do Ranveer and you talk about?"
I can talk to him about anything 'cause he is so interested in everything.
Now, if I have had a fight with Carol at home, Ranveer knows.
And Ranveer is interested in my fight with Carol.
Once you came in and you talked about Carol who is your house manager...
-Yes, who I have a very close... love... -And you were seriously discussing Carol.
Then I see Ranveer's face. With great seriousness,
he is listening to your issues with Carol.
And then renumerations are discussed.
Then the next day, he came and said, "How are things with Carol?"
Because you don't know.
Why do you care about how things are with her and Carol?
Because I was very overwhelmed, I was prepping for the wedding, etc.
And I was feeling Carol was not understanding.
So, I called Carol on set for an intervention,
and Ranveer was there and he said,
"Calm down and breathe a little." He left the van
and Carol entered, I sat and had my intervention.
He was very interested in it.
And what about when Pammi was choosing jewellery?
-Oh, my God. -It was the biggest moment.
There were all these bangles lying there,
which were meant to be a part of her mehndi or haldi ceremony.
-My mehndi ceremony. -And Pammi was choosing.
"This has more diamonds and this has less." It was hilarious.
I remember I was trying all those bangles and I was like, "I like this." He is like,
"It's too big. Karan, we need to get a smaller size."
I was like, "Okay."
And suddenly, I felt like I was talking to
the head of Tyaani or something like that
who was giving his big jewellery
very seriously. Looking at him, I was like,
"Pammi is very interested in everything."
I didn't know all this.
Dharamji is in our film. He would meet Dharamji like Dharamji.
Do it.
-What would you say? -Love you.
What you say?
Love you, son. Love you.
And Dharamji loves it.
-I know... -Dharamji ... love you.
And I know
while we are brewing some really interesting conversation,
we do know--
You know Ravi Varman actually caught me
and called me out on it once.
-Why? -He took offence.
Why?
This is Ravi Varman, one of the greatest cinematographers in our films.
On Ram-Leela, I used to talk to him like him unconsciously.
What? What? We don't want.
We don't want. This is overacting.
Too loud, we don't want."
So, I used to start talking to him like him.
And one day Ravi sir was like,
"I know you make a fun of me."
I was like, "No, no, no, sir. It's a bad habit."
I mean that's the other thing that both Alia and I discovered.
I think, Alia, before me, that you are an outstanding mimic.
Oh, my God.
I can mention the star and you can just take off.
Whip it out.
Come on, whip it out, this is Koffee with Karan.
We want to see your talents.
Hey, now.
-Come on, Hrithik Roshan. -Choose, let's choose.
What do you have to say
-about being on Koffee with Karan? -Come on, Hrithik Roshan.
This gratitude. Guys, love your life.
Your life, I wish that it's full of love.
Guys.
How is the food today?
It's wonderful. So grateful for this...
meal, guys.
-Okay. Okay. -Love you, Karan, love you.
Do Varun.
-Varun. -Varun's pap face.
-Varun's pap appearances. -Varun's pap appearances.
-Varun coming out of the gym.
Okay, so here is Varun coming out of the gym.
Don't go so far.
He needs to exit, so he can then enter.
-Oh, he needs to exit and enter. -Yeah.
-Okay, Kartik, Kartik. -What?
Kartik also. Kartik's pap appearances.
Hot face.
Smiling face.
Waves.
Namaste.
Fan interaction.
It's epic.
Say thank you without actually uttering it.
It's just miming.
-This is genius. We've to clap for him. -He is too good.
Genius.
What are you doing? Stop becoming Kartik.
-But you don't know whether he's gonna go. -He can't get out of character.
Or he is gonna come back.
You've gotta be ready.
You mean he keeps going and coming back.
He can go but also come back.
But he can't get out of the character.
But, Kartik, we love you.
And, Varun, I think it's a very good impression,
and, Hrithik, I'm sure you agree.
My boys, I love you.
You guys are wonderful, wonderful people and artists.
I did not know this about Ranveer.
That he is an absolutely amazing mimic artist.
One night it was a riot between me and Lulu.
We were having dinner together
-and God knows what got into me. -Tutu and Lulu.
This we have heard before why y'all call each other Tutu and Lulu.
God knows what got into me and she was like--
I was making him do person after person.
Like a performing monkey.
She was making me perform.
Yeah, and I was doing this only.
I was going into the other room and coming back as a new person.
And I was making her guess.
Who all we did that night?
-Salman, Aamir... not Aamir. -I was shocked and astonished
at my own abilities.
I was like when did this happen? Even I didn't know, I could do this.
He did about 6-7 personalities.
6-7? Are you crazy? We did Aamir Khan,
-Shah Rukh Khan. -We didn't do Aamir Khan.
We did Aamir Khan, Lulls.
-How'd you do Aamir? -I am hurt and upset.
-I think Aamir is the toughest person. -I'm hurt and upset.
He won't be able to do it again because that night he was on a roll.
I might be able to do it.
What is Aamir? It's tough to do Aamir.
K, can I borrow your spectacles? Need to look intelligent.
Okay, call it.
And action.
It's the same smile.
Losing my mind.
You are all going to get me bludgeoned.
No, I think they are going to really enjoy it.
But was it good?
Ajay Devgn.
He is my favourite. He is the coolest cat ever.
He is amazing.
And his walk is so unique, and he can do his walk.
When is the pack-up?
So, what's the line?
You say it, fucker.
-My God. -But he has swag.
-He is the coolest cat ever. -He really does.
Ranveer, do you imagine being Alia's friend forever?
Of course.
Do you feel like... We, in our course,
in our time in this industry, the ups-downs,
changes keep happening, do you feel like you have found a true friend?
I think there are so many things we have in common.
We have so much love and respect for each other.
And yeah, if I am lucky, then I will have her
as a friend for the rest of my life.
Sakhi...
I mean, it's bizarre
how your paths actually crossed in the most beautiful ways,
and it's also special that that path-crossing
can lead to a friendship.
It could have also been like a weirdly awkward nothingness.
But that never happened. It just became a friendship.
But it has lot to do with Rocky-Rani also.
This is the most fun I've had
because we are hanging out all day, it's a light movie,
you don't want to overthink the scene or the lines.
You just go out and do it very naturally and very easily.
Well, light-hearted, natural...
I have something light-hearted and natural I want to play with both of you.
And that's not Rapid Fire. That's yet to come.
It's called Koffee Bingo.
You have your iPads next to you,
-and you have your virtual pens. -All right.
So, if you can just circle what are the things that are true to you.
Oh, no!
-Start. -Ranveer's Bingo. Start.
You can keep doing it.
-Can I tick? -You can circle.
-Or tick whatever you want. -Oh, God, what's going on?
One I have got.
Only tick marks on mine.
Alia, you have two ticks. Ranveer is ticking everything.
I am very boring clearly.
-Ranveer, are you done? -Yeah.
Let's discuss yours.
"Celebrated wedding night on the first night." You actually did?
-Weren't you exhausted? -No, I was very on.
Okay. "Didn't speak to my partner for more than a week." You can do that?
-No. -You are a sulk pot.
This is not true.
But why have you ticked it?
This is not true. It's not more than a week, more like 3-4 days.
"Quickie in the vanity van."
How does that happen?
Aren't you afraid of someone walking right in?
How does that happen?
No, no, I mean not the process.
Just the security of it.
You lock the door, I am guessing.
Yeah, there's a risk element involved. But...
-Which is what makes it exciting. -Making it more exciting.
All right, lovely, I've never tried that.
"Bitch-slapped a co-star in my head."
All the time.
You know those
-filmy cuts we have in movies. -Yeah.
Yeah, there's a sudden cut of something happening, you are like...
"Did that just happen?" No, no, it was just in his head.
Many a time.
You have bitch-slapped a co-star.
One tight slap.
"Have a banging sex..." You have a sex playlist?
-Of course, do you not? -No!
I mean, it's for different degrees. It's for--
I like classical music,
-but not when it's happening. -Slow.
What?
Oh, my God. Guys, please.
Don't.
-You have a proper sex playlist? -Like, what's your rhythm like...
-No! -Or is it more like...
But isn't the "dha" supposed to be the end of it then?
I am never going to be able to hear classical music in that same way again.
-You have a sex playlist? -I have different sex playlists.
-Oh, is it? -For sensuous, passionate, loving sex.
Then for raunchy, randy, dirty sex.
Different, different sex playlists.
Okay. "Got rejected for a role"?
-I was not rejected for a role. -Yeah, Bombay Velvet.
-I was not rejected, K. -No?
I was unceremoniously dropped
because at the time
I couldn't justify the budget, my star value wasn't as high.
-Okay. -But things have changed.
Well done.
"Woken up at an unknown place."
I have woken up on the footpath once
-in university. -What?
In the morning, on the footpath.
-God. -Yeah, yeah.
-You were that shitfaced huh? -Crazy times, crazy times.
"Gone hard at a party." Like, dance like a crazy boy.
All right. Can we go to the extremely boring Alia's Bingo?
"Used my partner's toothbrush." That is, hello.
I do it all the time by mistake.
-Is he happy about it? -Not at all.
"Alia, stop using my toothbrush." I get confused; they look the same.
I don't do it now; I have my own.
"Have an embarrassing e-mail ID."
Yeah, have had.
Punkbabe_21.
What? What? What?
What? What was it?
What is it?
What was it?
Punk babe underscore...
-"Punk babe"? -"Underscore 21."
I was not 21. I don't know why it was "underscore 21."
-Oh, it just doesn't get old. -I was like some 13 or something
"Punk babe."
That is wannabe on another be.
-It's truly embarrassing. -You've gone hard at a party meaning
danced like an auntie.
I don't know what gone hard means, so first I put a question mark.
And then when you were saying it's dancing...
I ticked it.
And you have not had any quickies
-in vanity vans? -No.
Got rejected for a role. No one rejected you?
I can't remember if anybody rejected me for a role.
I have been rejected for The Reluctant Fundamentalist.
By rejected for a role, yes, yes.
I have auditioned and gotten rejected, is it correct?
-Yes. -Okay.
And you have "discreetly inquired about a co-star's paycheck," okay.
Sorry, I am very boring.
All right, thank you very much.
You are the Bingo performer of the year.
You have done everything.
-All right! -And while we are ticking all boxes,
we reached the most exciting part of this show.
Oh, my, my.
It's back. The hamper, let me tell you,
is worth fighting for.
And this time we have a massive twist on the result.
Normally, it used to be me who decided, then it was me
plus the control room that decided.
But now we have an audience that will watch you and vote for you.
Let's meet the Koffee gang live, sitting in
-the room right next to us. -What are you saying?
What?
-Yes, please say hello. -Hi!
[audience saying hi]
Are you excited for the Rapid Fire round?
Yes!
Maybe I should get an unfair advantage for this round.
What do you say, ladies?
-Vote for me. -Do you think, Ranveer--
Now, I can't do that.
Do you think Ranveer opening his shirt is going to influence you?
-Yes! -Yes!
Okay, have all of it then.
Girls, come on.
Some girl power here. I mean I am not... Whatever!
My glamour goes and old age comes.
-Sorry, I can't see. -Can't old age "come"?
I am gonna be so distracted
-only looking at them. -All right.
Please, before we begin,
let's turn on the Jaquar lights for Rapid Fire.
Lighting change. Ooh.
All right, questions now for you, Ranveer Singh.
We begin with you. Are you ready?
Yeah.
Ranveer Singh.
During your shoot schedule what's the one demand of yours
that can be considered a starry tantrum?
Sometimes I ask for the generator
to remain on overnight because I sleep in the van.
-Yes, you sleep in the van. -Yeah.
Because you don't want to be...
-Late to the shoot. -...late the next day or you want
to catch up that extra hour
-and you want to save time. -Okay.
Morning is not my time of the day.
I am nocturnal, I am a night bird, I cannot sleep at night.
-And I struggle to wake up in the morning. -So, you sleep in the van?
And if I am, like, one hour away from set,
then that one hour in the morning is just pure anxiety because I've woken up late.
They are like Shauna is calling, Karan is calling,
Alia is already on set. I am like...
I would much rather just sleep
in the van 'cause it's like Salman bhai's style, right?
I'm sleeping in the van, there's nothing to worry,
-I'm right here. -So, did you get that from Salman?
-I mean, I have-- -Borrowed tradition?
Like... Sleeping in the van is a super convenient idea I got from him.
-Yeah. -Making a gym van.
-I got that from Ajay sir. -Yeah.
-Yeah, there's a vanity van that-- -So, you are really sponging
from the superstars.
-Sponging. -I mean learning.
Okay.
How is Deepika's number saved in your phone?
As "Baby" with a baby emoji
and pink heart emojis.
-Oh! -Cute.
What is the one piece of advice
you'd give Ranbir and Alia on marriage in general?
Enjoy the little things.
Pun not intended, I am sure.
Tell me one scandalous truth
and two scandalous lies about yourself
without telling which is which.
-It should be one and one, right? -Okay, one and one.
Okay, I wear clothes from the women's collection.
-And? -I am a hothead.
-I know which is true. -Even I know which is true.
You do wear women's clothes.
This was not part of the deal.
Well, I outed you.
Okay, Samantha in "Oo Antava"
or Kat in "Tip Tip." Hotter song?
I think "Oo Antava Mava."
-Do you know the step? -I think that's the hotter song.
So, I prefer that as a song and I prefer the choreography.
But Katrina is a better dancer.
Hands down, I think, she is one of the best to ever do it.
What is Ranveer Singh's secret obsession?
Butts.
-Bums, back sides. -Bums.
Asses.
-You have a posterior passion? -I am an ass-man.
You could be the new superhero.
How do you imagine the following couple
celebrating their 50th anniversary together?
-Alia and Ranbir? -Alia and Ranbir...
will spend some quality time with silent moments on the balcony.
Then they will go to the TV room.
Why do you say "baalcony"? Say balcony.
Then they will go to the TV room, watch some content on OTT.
-That's true. -Then have dinner.
Cuddle, go to sleep and go to work the next morning.
-That's true. -Anushka and Virat.
We wouldn't know now, would we?
We can't know, and we won't know.
-What they'll do. -Yeah.
And Katrina and Vicky?
They'd go on a double date with Sunny and Sharvari.
-50 years later? -Yeah, hopefully.
Okay, one quality as an actor that Alia has and Deepika does not.
And vice versa.
Tough.
Alia has a little bit more language proficiency.
And Deepika has a little bit more physical stature.
Well said.
The last film that bowled you over or the last performance that bowled you over?
Thank you.
All right, working with which actor would make you party at odd hours?
Shah Rukh Khan.
Do crazy things to promote a movie?
Varun Dhawan.
The one-man marketing enterprise.
Okay. Whose nightmare does this sound like? Instagram account got deleted.
Karan Johar.
Got papped while being drunk.
Ranbir Kapoor.
He will be like, "Oh, God, not again, guys".
Repeated an outfit too quickly.
Urfi Javed.
It would be her nightmare?
-Yeah, Urfi is a fashion icon. -Because she is the new cuts.
-Yeah, yeah. -Okay.
The last celebrity you stalked on social media?
-Kiara Advani. -Why?
-Why not? I like her. -Okay.
She is Sindhi.
Bhavnani and Advani like. I like it.
Do you believe diamonds are only a girl's best friend?
-Not at all. -Not at all, not in this.
-Not here. -Though I whack these of my mother.
But, like a good son, I bought her bigger ones.
-Oh, such a good Sindhi. -Heeru was so proud of me.
-Heeru was very proud. -Yeah.
-I told Heeru also. -In fact, every day, after he told Heeru,
my mother, that he has bought diamonds for his mum,
I think she is secretly wishing that I am going to do the same.
On my own 50th birthday, I think she expects me to give her diamonds.
Sindhis love their diamonds, I wanna tell you, dude.
My mama, I got her bigger ones than these and I was like,
"Mama, they are obnoxious. They look like your lobes are being tortured."
She is like, "Thanks, I was going for that."
All right, you did very well, Ranveer Singh.
-Very well, I must congratulate you. -Okay. And now, the gear shifts
to Alia Bhatt. Are you ready?
-Yeah, yeah, okay. -The Jaquar lights are on.
All right. What is the one thing you'd want to change
about Sanjay Leela Bhansali?
Nothing at all.
I wouldn't change anything about Sanjay Leela Bhansali.
I just hope he doesn't change me.
He has done three with DP; he has promised me four.
Oh, wow!
-Heavy! -Hi-five! Hi-five!
One quality as an actor that Ranveer has
and Ranbir does not and vice versa.
-Ranveer has linguistic... -Strength?
Strength and ability, which I think even Ranbir would agree.
And... Ranbir has... A, Ranbir is on time.
The most punctual actor that I have ever met in my life.
So, he has punctuality?
-Punctuality. -Oh, my God!
And I think also there's a certain...
ease with which Ranbir dances that I think Ranveer doesn't have.
True that.
How is Ranbir's number saved in your phone?
Well, after we got married because I was still referring to him as my boyfriend,
I had to change his name to "Husband" with a heart
so that I can now call him my husband.
You've "Husband" with a heart and you've "Baby" with hearts and a baby emoji.
For the longest time, I had her saved as Deepika Padukone.
But I keep changing his name.
Yeah, she's like, "When are you going to change this? Hello?"
Okay.
Who do you think you have best on-screen chemistry with?
Varun Dhawan or Ranveer Singh?
-Listen, if I will-- -I'll kill you.
It's a tough question.
I think Ranveer and I have great chemistry.
-But I cannot-- -There is no "but" here.
I can't. Listen, Varia fans will be very upset.
Varun and I have the best chemistry.
Cut, it's over, I am leaving.
Great episode! Send me the edit.
Hey, come back.
-Why? -But this...
I have Varia fan clubs.
-I have not got one fan club of yours. -Come back as Ranveer Singh.
-And mine. -Why?
Are you mad? "Ranbir is better dancer. I have better chemistry with Varun."
Disgrace in the name of a friend.
-He is such a sulk. -Really?
No, he wanted you to say unabashedly--
How can she say? How can she say?
-Okay, fine, guys. -We don't even have one fan club together.
Ranveer and I, because we have just done one film.
-If I take our name right now-- -What would your names...
-You all will be what, Veeral? -There's no Veera, Veeralia or Veeral.
We don't have, baby, yet.
Come on, ya.
One will...
-One will discuss this? -...bring this up later.
You have gotten upset that I have called Ranbir...
You yourself have said that Ranbir is a better dancer than you.
But he is not happy that you said it.
-Okay, which statement-- -No, don't touch.
Give him a hug, a hug.
But why? I didn't get upset when Deepika has more stature.
Just because I am short, I didn't get upset.
You shut up.
Touched a nerve.
He is saying now that I have touched a nerve.
Who was fucking staging a walk-out over here?
Okay, can I continue? Which statement sums you up better? Alia?
How to stay friends with an ex?
Or how to stay friends with your partner's ex?
I think how to stay friends with your partner's ex.
I am very, very good friends with his exes.
-You are actually. -Yeah and I love them both.
And... there are others, but I don't know them.
-They love you also? -Yeah.
The last film that bowled you over or the last performance that bowled you over?
Ranveer Singh in 83.
Oh, thank God.
-Thank God. -I mean it. I'm not just saying it.
Ah... Oh!
Also Kriti Sanon in Mimi.
-Okay, good. Kriti was lovely in Mimi. -Yeah.
What is the best compliment you've got from the industry for your work
in Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Gangubai Kathiawadi?
So, I think, overall, everybody was very loving and lovely.
And the industry, when they give you love, it's amazing.
But there's one person,
Ibrahim Ali Khan,
who is my...
I love him. I'm obsessed with him.
He is the cutest person I've ever met in my life.
He sent me the most amazing message. Can I please read?
Yeah, yeah. Please read it out.
And, Iggy, I love you. I'm just doing this
because your message was so, so cute.
He's messaged me.
"Had to remove the time to message you personally."
"Had to remove the time to message you..."
Since you're...
Since you're busier than Jeff Bezos in life.
"I cannot believe
"this is the same lady
"I learn from every time
"I am on set.
"You are just phenomenal."
"Lady."
"You are so, so good as Gangu.
"And seeing you as Rani
"and then watching this film,
"it's safe to say
"you mould yourself effortlessly
"like water taking shape of its container."
Oh, God!
-He went Bruce Lee on you. -Oh, God!
Thank you, Iggy sir.
-Thank you. -"So, so good! Best actress in this country."
I thought it was the cutest message.
I have read this message out to everybody.
Blessings, Iggy sir.
-It was too cute! -Thank you for removing the time
to send the message.
But, listen, I love him. He's too cute.
Oh, God!
Okay, what is your current obsession?
Current obsession is looking at
cooking videos on Reels,
even though I don't know how to cook, but they look so good.
Doing the fast chopping and all that.
-Oh, that's fab. -I am obsessed.
-That's called food Bible. -What is the one--
What is the one myth about marriage that got busted as soon as you tied the knot?
I mean that you have sex on the first night.
There's no such thing as a wedding night. You are tired except for extremely here.
But I was exhausted. There's no such thing as a wedding night.
You are so exhausted with everybody, you just want to go to sleep.
This looks like a job for Ass-Man.
Yeah, except for Ass-Man.
All right, okay. The last celebrity you stalked on social media?
Janhvi.
She put up a picture recently that I went into a spree.
I do that. Somebody puts a new picture and then I go into a spree.
Okay, "Keeping up with the Kapoors"
or "Blow out with the Bhatts," which would be a greater reality show?
What's "Blow out with the Bhatts"? Firstly, sounds very awful.
I would not watch that show.
What are they blowing out?
-I just don't know-- -It's just an alliteration.
But actually, if you go to see both of them...
"Keeping up with the Bhatt-Kapoors."
Are you going to be a Bhatt-Kapoor or always be an Alia Bhatt?
I am already a Bhatt-Kapoor. I don't need to become...
add the Kapoor. People know I am a Kapoor now.
And a Bhatt, so I remain both.
Can you look into the camera and say, "Hi, this is Alia Kapoor."
-No, I am not Alia Kapoor. -She is not Alia Kapoor.
-No? -She is Alia Bhatt.
Emotional Kapoor.
I can say Alia Bhatt-Kapoor, but I am
-saying Alia Bhatt. -Try it, try it, let's see how it sounds.
Hi, this is Alia Bhatt-Kapoor.
Okay! I like it.
-Oh, you are friends with me now? -It's got a ring to it.
-Oh, now he is friends with you. -Now he is friends with me.
Okay and the very last question. How special is your diamond ring to you?
Oh, my diamond ring is extremely special.
Not because it's a beautiful diamond, but because it's been engraved.
Can you show it to Pammi?
It's been engraved with my...
with our relationship philosophy, which is very close to my heart.
And what is that?
"Mrs. Hipster."
-Aw... -What?
-That is your relationship philosophy? -Each alphabet stands for something.
That I won't share.
Okay...
That's enough to share. Thank you for sharing that.
And we are done with the rocking Rapid Fire round.
Guys, did you enjoy the Rapid Fire round?
Yes!
Please make a note, my illustrious Koffee gang.
We await your result with bated breath.
Firstly, he has hijacked
-my Rapid Fire, I want to say. -What you means?
-Because you kept talking in the middle. -All right.
Everyone's voting as you can see,
-Everyone's voting. -Nobody expected the rules.
No, but it's fine.
Rapid Fire between Alia Bhatt and Ranveer Singh.
And the results are here.
-You will be told in percentage. -Oh, God!
I thought I was at 0% first. I got so scared. I was like that's so rude.
And, by public vote, Ranveer Singh at 71%
Alia Bhatt at 29,
making Ranveer Singh the...
the clean-sweep winner
of the Rapid Fire round.
-Alia. -Congratulations.
Thank you.
-Here you go. -He hijacked my Rapid Fire
is my response. You kept talking in the middle, walking away,
giving answers.
There are no such established rules
that you can't speak in another person's Rapid Fire.
-Alia. -I was very dignified in yours.
And you felt he wasn't dignified in yours?
Not at all. He behaved like a brat, which he is.
Thank you very much, Karan.
I know for a fact,
since Pammi was very interested to know
what all is gonna be there in the hamper this year.
Karan has already told me that
what all is there in this hamper.
Each one of these boxes
contains something very expensive
and very special...
I think you need to make it up to your co-guest.
-...handpicked and curated. -Because she is in a mild sulk with you.
-No, I am not in a sulk. -You can have the logo.
I don't want the logo.
It's okay. I am happy you won.
I can use this like a coaster. it's very useful.
All right, now let's go to the MyGlamm Zone.
For some glam, some slam and some games. Let's go!
All right, now we're gonna play the game round.
So, there's more slam, more glam
and games to play. Are you ready, Ranveer Singh?
Wham-bam, don't mind if I do, ma'am.
But what is the game? Can you explain the rules?
You have to buzz. This is a horn.
I will ask you questions, and there will be different rounds.
-Okay, the first round. -She's got
a more masculine one for some reason.
All right. The first round
is WTF as in "What The Fake."
I will read out three movie titles; two of these three are real,
while one is fake.
Both of you have to identify which amongst them is the fake one.
Now you may not have heard of any.
It might be a lucky guess you'll have to take.
All right, these are the three titles.
Sasti Dulhan Mahenga Dulha.
Test Tube Baby and Rickshawali Dilruba.
The first one is a fake one.
Wrong.
-Rickshawali Dilruba. -Correct.
-That's the fake one. -How is this not a movie?
Sasti Dulhan Mahenga Dulha is a movie.
Next year, I am producing and directing
-you... in a rickshaw... -"Sasti"?
No, Sasti Dulhan Dulhi Mahenga something.
-Sasti Dulhan Mahenga Dulha. -No, no, the last one.
Rickshawali Dilruba!
This is a massy blockbuster waiting to happen.
-All right. -Alia Bhatt, after the grand success
of Gangubai Kathiawadi,
-will now be seen in and as... -Rickshawali Dilruba.
...Rickshawali Dilruba!
Okay, Andheri Raat Mein Diya Tere Haath Mein.
What the fuck!
Jungle Mein Beta, Beti Aur Peti.
Ghar Mein Ho Sali To Pura Saal Diwali.
Second one is a fake one.
Correct, I give you that point.
-Right. -'Cause I have seen the other two.
-Yeah, you sure? -You've seen?
You've seen Andheri Raat Mein
-Diya Tere Haath Mein? -Of course, of course.
I have done Andheri Raat Mein Diya Tere Haath Mein.
-Oh, God! -You know, you are extremely...
-I have discovered a new person. -Okay.
Gali Gali Main Shor Hai, Ek Ek Ka Kaat Dungi,
Tel Malish Boot Polish.
-Ek Ek Ka Kaat Dungi. -What?
Your turn.
-Is it a real film? -Yes.
Fuck... I got so scared.
-You want to do the remake? -No, thank you.
-We'll take your audition here and now. -First give the answer.
I'm giving you a chance.
-What do you want me to do? -Low angle.
Give your shot.
-Call it. -Camera rolling and action.
Ek ek ka kaat dungi main.
Blockbuster!
Wow! Wow!
Okay.
You have still not given the answer that is right.
What is the answer?
-What is the fake answer? -Don't read the...
-again now. -Can you repeat?
-You can't repeat. -No.
You can't repeat remember.
-Okay, then you can't, so next one. -Okay, okay.
Okay and the last one of these threes.
Ek Baar Dhol Bajao Na.
Bedroom Story.
And Raat Bhar Rulaya Hai Fir Bhulaya Hai.
Ek Baar Dhol Bajao Na?
-Wrong, that is a movie. -Fuck!
Fake answer is Raat Bhar Rulaya Hai Fir Bhulaya Hai.
What does that mean, K?
Have made me cry all night, then forgotten about me.
Then forgotten.
Cry like tears of passion.
What are you doing?
He can't get over these titles.
What is wrong with you? Can you stop laughing?
Okay, B for Bollywood.
Once second, now what are we doing?
-GK. -No, same buzzer. It's a press.
Name two movies with number one in the title.
Biwi No.1, Coolie No.1
Got it, got it. Name two movies starring Aamir Khan that begins with D.
Dangal, Dil.
Correct. Well done!
Name two movies where Salman Khan played the character of Prem.
-You. -Maine... Maine Pyar Kiya.
Correct? And... "O Priya, O Priya, Priya."
-What is the film's name? -Tick-tick one,
tick-tick two, tick-tick three, your turn.
Maine Pyar Kiya and Prem Ratan Dhan Payo.
Name any three movies of Jackie Shroff.
Who was first?
Him? Yeah, say it.
-Fast. -Parinda, Hero.
-Ram Lakhan. -Very good.
-Very bad. -Name three movies
of Ranbir Kapoor in chronological order of their release.
Saawariya, Bachna Ae Haseeno.
Um... Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani.
-Okay, correct. -No, wrong, that's the wrong sequence.
-Yes, Bachna came-- -That's the wrong sequence.
Wake Up Sid came before
-Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani. -Hey, but that doesn't matter
in chronology.
-You are right, you are right. -One second.
-Ajab came after, right? -No, no, madam, there are rules.
-Rules of the three, his order is. -Rules are rules.
Now this answer can get you three points each answer.
These are popular TV shows that you all have possibly binged and watched.
Give me any one
-actor's name from the show. -You will lose this.
Big Little Lies.
-Reese Witherspoon. -Very good.
Name one actor in the show Sex and the City.
-Sarah Jessica Parker. -It was me though.
No, she pressed first.
-No! -Name one actor in the show
Game Of Thrones.
-Sophie Turner. -Correct.
Name one actor in the show Mare of Easttown.
-Kate Winslet. -Correct.
Know Your Bae! I will ask trivia questions about your respective partners one by one.
Whoever answers it right gets a point.
Ranveer this question
-is directed only to you. -Okay.
What is Deepika Padukone's zodiac sign? Quickly.
-Sagittarius. -Wrong.
-It's Capricorn. -Oh, my God.
I knew this.
-I mean... I mean... -I don't believe in astrology and all.
-I don't care about your beliefs. -It doesn't matter what you believe in.
This is knowledge.
All right. A role played by Ranveer Singh Ranbir regrets passing on.
-Band Baaja Baaraat. -Correct.
Her first appearance on the big screen.
-Ranveer. -Yeah.
What about it? Mesmeric!
No, no, what was her first appearance on the big screen?
On the big screen, the south movie.
Yeah, correct. What was that south film called?
It had a very south name.
But I will give you that
-because it was tough for him. -Why are you giving him that?
-Was it Aishwarya? -Yes, correct.
Tough answer, tough answer.
Name the movie, except Sanju, where Ranbir
and Vicky Kaushal starred in together.
-Bombay Velvet. -Very good.
Ranveer, what was the name of the Himesh Reshammiya song
she appeared in before being an actress?
-"Naam Hai Tera Tera..." -Correct, correct. Correct.
Alia, apart from Black,
which other movies did Ranbir work as an assistant director?
-I know. -His father's film.
Which is?
-Aa Ab Laut Chalen. -Correct, very good.
Ranveer, what is Deepika Padukone's Instagram bio?
Live, love, laugh.
No, she hasn't written anything in her bio.
There is no bio.
Which Ranbir Kapoor movie did Alia Bhatt make an appearance in?
-Ae Dil Hai Mushkil. -Correct.
-Well done. -How can you ask her about her?
She herself had been to your set to give that one shot.
Nepo bias.
All right, now this is a five-point round.
It is a legit five-point round.
I will be giving you a topic on which you have to talk for 30 seconds non-stop.
All right, Ranveer Singh.
Ranveer Singh, your topic is Aditya Chopra.
Aditya Chopra is my mentor, he is my guru. He spotted me
for the first time when nobody else wanted me in the movie.
He is so passionate.
I had the most wonderful time working with him in Befikre.
It was a simple film, but he made it challenging for me.
That's it 30 seconds. Very well done.
-Sweet. -You're done.
Alia Bhatt.
You have 30 seconds to talk non-stop on "My Marriage."
-What? -My marriage.
The day Karan will get married
-I will be so, so happy-- -Not my...
Oh, my marriage?
What? What are you...
Ladies and gentlemen, genius of the year!
I mean, what you said, "Talk on my marriage."
Why don't you just say "your marriage."
What is he...
-Okay, what is the fucking topic? -I can't give you, I am taking it.
-Okay. -Please.
Okay, "My Marriage." "Your Marriage."
-Okay. -Start.
The day of my wedding was extremely simple.
I wanted it no other way.
What I wanted was to stay in my house and get married in my house.
And I did exactly that.
Just before we went, I went down to get ready,
Ranbir and I had lunch together.
And we shook hands and said, "Bye, bye, boyfriend and girlfriend"
'cause now we will no longer be boyfriend, girlfriend.
When the rituals began,
it was extremely special looking at all my families'
and friends' happy faces.
And the icing on the cake was
the extremely beautiful pictures.
Lovely, 30 seconds each.
Both did very well.
This is a tie, both get five points.
Now...
it's our last and our very fun round
that has been very popular since last season.
You have to pick up the phone and call celebrities
or people in the industry and make them say, "Hey, Karan, it's me", but
we have to also ask them where they are
and what they are doing at this given point of time.
And each of you will get four points with each caller.
-Four points with each caller. -Oh, no!
Put it on speaker.
Come on, come on.
-Oh, God! -Oh, no!
-Who are you calling? -The one, the only.
Arjun Kapoor is shooting for Lady Killer with Bhoomi.
Try again, someone else.
You have 50 more seconds to go.
-Hello, sir! How are you, sir? -Put it on speaker.
-Who is it? -Sir, you have to say,
"Hey, Karan, it's me, Manish."
Hey, Karan, it's Manish.
Hi, Manish.
Thank you. Manish Sharma is a director.
-Ladies and gentlemen, he got-- -I didn't know we can call directors.
You have not called anyone as yet.
-But I didn't know we can call directors. -You have got four points, Ranveer Singh.
Thank you, sir.
Hi, Ritesh, I am on Koffee With Karan. Quickly say, "Hi, Karan, it's me."
Ritesh Sidhwani, the pioneer.
-Ritesh, say, "Hi, Karan, it's me." -And the leader of Excel Entertainment.
Ritesh, you have to say,
-"Hi, Karan, it's me". -Say, "Hi Karan, it's me".
Son, there is no point.
-She has already lost the round. -Say, "Hi, Karan, it's me".
Hi, Karan, it's me.
Okay, very good. Both of you get four points.
No point, son. She already lost the round.
Just be ...
Well, looking for a movie star phone call for four points each.
♪ When you entered ♪
-♪ Bells started ringing in my heart ♪ -There, he has won.
Come on, close up, come on.
Come on and see. Look who it is. It's Ram's Lakhan.
Karan's Arjun.
-Oh, God, I am still looking. -Tell him to say, "Hey, Karan, it's me."
Say it, "Bapi, please say it."
Hey, Karan, it's me.
The most-called person on Koffee with Karan.
Arjun Kapoor in the house!
Gets Ranveer Singh four extra points.
-You are my darling. -Meanwhile...
You made me win in the last ball.
-I can't do this. -You made me win in the last ball.
-All right. -I love you.
Okay, that was a beautiful bout of bromance.
Yes, see how he loves me. In spite of having
very poor signal all the way up in Leh and Ladakh,
he FaceTimed me back and made me win the round.
I want to say the final score is...
You're at 24, she is at 30. She wins the game round.
How did this happen?
-Because in the-- -I felt like I did better throughout.
-No. -No, but she had that bout
where she was really going one after the other.
It's cool though. I know this is Koffee With Karan.
There is a nepo bias. It's fine, I was expecting.
-Congrats! -He is such a...
You are such a sore loser.
-Look at this. Hum Saath - Saath Hain. -Like, so sore.
-Yes, we are. What'll you do about it? -It's so sad.
-I expected so much more from you. -What will you do?
What can I do?
I'll have to struggle a bit more, that's it.
What do you know, Master Karan?
Us.
Anyway, I won, so good. I am happy I won something.
Yeah, from our gaming zone, we have a gaming result.
So sorry. You may have stars on your jacket.
But those stars didn't translate into a victory.
Alia Bhatt, this is for you.
-I brought gifts for you. -Thank you.
-Congrats. -What is this meant to be, may I ask?
It's a very lovely thing, which when you open, you will enjoy.
I must ask you both,
because you are both looking so graphic,
that what makes your fashion a cut above the rest?
I am noticing today both of you in high-fashion mode.
I don't... fear being judged for how I appear
or what I wear or I just express myself
freely and without the fear. I'm liberated from being judged.
I dress for myself and I feel good
in what I am wearing and that's most important.
Hi-five!
I don't think my fashion is a cut above the rest. I just...
dress as per my love, interest in that moment.
Well, Alia and Ranveer, that brings us to the end of this show
and the beginning of this season.
I hope that you both are immensely lucky for me
and the season sparkles just like the two of you do
as shining movie stars.
It's been an absolute delight and I say this with all my might.
And there was a tad amount of a fight.
But still we kept it tight.
And we bought in the love and the light
to this show and I am so excited.
I can't believe you just made that up right now.
Yes, I am doing the Sara Ali Khan these days.
-It's fab! -I'm doing the "Namaste, viewers."
-It's lovely. -So, I want to say, "Namaste, guests."
Thank you very much for being a part of this first episode.
But before I let you go, can you please sign the mug right next to you?
-All right. -As Koffee tradition goes.
And let's go to the Koffee wall of fame, guys.
Thank you so much for doing this.
-There's a Koffee wall. -And I want to say
I love you both from the bottom of my heart.
-Love you, K. -Come on, let's go.
You up the fashion stakes,
you do what you do, and you do it well.
Does it make you feel good?
Yeah. I mean, like, "What else we here for?"
Yeah.
But to have fun, man.