I Hate you!
I should slap myself for marrying you!
I wish I can get rid of you
You will you ever understand a woman's heart.
(Few months ago in Hyderabad)
It's already too late because of this stupid traffic
You knew how important this meeting is...
I am very tensed!
You are tensed right! You go and have a coffee.
I'll go take a puff and come back.
Actually, you look more tensed than me, Varun!
You can tell? very clearly!
Don't smirk. Move!
Excuse me! Mr. Naresh is...
Hello sir! I need Mr. Naresh.
Hello, Mr. Naresh!
Excuse me! Mr. Naresh...
Hi, Mr. Naresh is...
Everyone is ignore like this...
I'll take care of these now. This wi-fi...
Does the Wi-fi work for you?
Are you getting it?
No!
Oh... Shit!
Wi-fi isn't connecting.
Someone do something, please!
No... I am in the last level of the game
Somebody call them
Stock market is collapsing.
It's ok if there is no AC at work but
without wi-fi, I can't imagine this!
Hey! No one is responsible around here?
It's been five minutes internet has stopped
So, are you going to die?
I know people suffocate without Oxygen.
I am seeing people suffocating without internet for the first time.
Why are you addicted so much to it?
Because of this trans,
You are taking 8 hours instead of 3 hours for the work
That's approximately 3 days
When hours become days, days become weeks
weeks become months, months turn years & years turn centuries...
what will happen to our monetary system?
It will become the infertile bald head like this
To stop that from happening...
I switched that wi-fi off
Is it?
Yes!
Someone gave you AC, Wi-fi and paying you salaries too
Who is that idiot?
I am that Idiot
Sir, greeting!
I didn't know you are the MD...
You would abuse me differently if you knew?
No no no
For our software employees,
wi-fi is more important that a wife, sir!
Cut the crap and
Give me the project details
Good! We are doing this project
Thank you, sir!
Thank you so much, sir!
Wow! Wonderful!
You've proved your talent in designing Indian ethnic wear.
You'll definitely win Award this time.
To get the award,
I should first get the chance to participate
in Indian Bridal Fashion Week, madam!
You are definitely participating this year!
It's my guarantee.
Thank you so much!
Ok, you get all the designs ready!
I am on it too!
Once it is ready, you'll be the first one to see
Ok! See you soon! Thank you!
Maggie...
What are you looking at, maggie?
Well madam...
That upper layer cut,
it'll be nice if we lower it down a little...
I have to select fabric for the next designs.
You'll have to order them. Look into that work first.
Hello!
Yes, where are you? Did you start yet?
I will start in another 10 minutes
You know the place, don't you?
The restaurant where we regularly meet, right?
Forgot to tell you.
Meeting was a success. We got the project.
A good news!
Indian Bridal Fashion Show confirm! Thank you!
I will be there in 10 minutes
Varun called me to say he got the project.
Even Pallavi called me to say
that Fashion Show is confirmed
Where is he?
There! He is here.
Hey! Varun...
Hey man!
Hi, you came alone?
Hello Madam!
Where is pallavi?
Pallavi is somewhere in the pocket...
Oh, she is here!
Hi Rajesh! Hi.
Hi...
Pallavi darling! You are not as concerned as we are too.
How is it going to work?
She is always in a hurry. Never listens to me.
You have to explain her, right!
She'll be happy if you do what she likes.
He can't see me being happy
What will he do to keep me happy?
What to do?
On a beautiful night, I took flowers home with romantic feel
and she made a huge scene that day
He gets flowers and asks me get into bedroom
except 'That' he doesn't have any other intention on me
You should understand each other and get adjusted.
We don't get chance to adjust and understand.
She is a devil.
He is too rigid to make his terms win.
He doesn't care bout me.
Forget about other important days.
He won't even remember my birthday too.
Listen to me. This is too much!
What Pallavi does is Three-much!
No, it's all Varun's fault
Oh no poor honey. Trust me. Pallavi is the problem here.
Why is she the problem? huh?
Varun doesn't remember Pallavi's birthday too!
Won't you remember all the important days of my life?
oh my god. The storm is coming towards me now.
If I tell her I don't remember the dates, it'll be a tsunami
I have to say something and cover it up.
What? Tell me. Don't you remember?
Considering what you said,
looks like Varun is the problem here
It's ok. They will solve their problem
Our time waste.
um, I forgot!
I want to buy a diamond necklace for your birthday
So sweet. I'll go tell Pallavi and come. ok?
Thank god! I dodged that bullet.
I don't when will Varun develop in manipulating women
Pallavi darling, Rajesh got an urgent call.
I'll meet you again
Don't get stressed out. ok? bye.
(indistinct chatter or press people)
Sir.. please talk sir.. sir..
Please come one by one.
Give me some space god damn it!
Male reporters go back.
Female reporters step forward.
Come. my golden girls, come.
What is it? DSLR?
Use 5D, man! get updated. huh!
You go for a tight frame.
You do a wide frame.
Make sure the frame is in center. Alright!
Sir... Sir...
Noe if you can frame out, I'll get frame in.
I mean... I am setting it up for you, sir!
I will take care of this. You go inside the set up the files
Ok, sir! Oh shit, I forgot.
Sir, bless me, sir!
Whoa... Why did you touch my feet?
Are you planning to back-stab mew?
no no sir!
Go man, now please go!
If we see statistics,
there is no other domestic lawyer who won more than 60.
You won 98 cases and very close to the 100th one.
How does it feel?
I feel very proud, dear!
This victories isn't possible with just me, dear.
To all those couples who wanted to take divorce, I am sharing my success.
You are about to fight your 99th case in a while
You think you'll win?
Hey...!
It's not 99th.
Very soon I'll win the 100th case too and break the Guinness world records.
Once if I take up the case,
Even the god can't stop me
My dear disciple...
Is it ready?
Everything is right sir. but...
What is that 'but' now, disciple?
Our divorce case client, Subbarao's wife is very sad, sir.
She is requesting us to withdraw the divorce sir.
She is pleading...
my student.. Sir...
Sympathy shouldn't be there when we work.
Ok, sir!
Work is worship, isn't it? Yes, sir.
Sir, Subbarao's wife.
Greetings, dear!
Greetings, sir!
I was in a bad temper ...
didn't like what he did. So,
I wanted to take divorce from him.
But,
I don't want to spoil my daughter's future
I don't want to get divorced. Dear,
At any cost,
I can not do injustice to my client.
But, You are the one who wanted to get separated
you wanted to get divorced. You said that.
After all that. Now you want to patch up.
We will stay happily. How is it possible, dear?
Sir... It's impossible, dear!
My disciple, Sir!
Sir... Sir... Sir...
She looks miserable sir.
Just think once again, sir. Please!
Do one thing, my student.
I will get her divorced immediately.
Sir?
Immediately, you get married to her.
Sir!!!
Then come to me for divorce.
I will argue that case...
I will get you divorced and complete my century
Sorry, sir!
If you repeat these sentiments with me again,
Don't you get salary every month?
I will chop that down.
Sorry, sir. Ok?
Your honor...
That's all, your honor!
After examining the details of this case,
I am granting divorce to this couple.
My darling...
How will I not win this case?
I did win.
Wow! Congratulations!
I am about to make it to Guinness book.
100th case.
Already a couple is waiting in our office.
I will go and finalize that.
You be ready!
We are going to celebrate my birthday in Goa
See you.. Bye!
It's him. get up!
Hi Sir! Tell me.
That's ok. Tell us
I want divorce, sir!
Did I come for Mango leaves? I want divorce too!
Stop rhyming. Talk about the problems
I loved her thinking is beautiful and smart
I married her going against my family
Do you know what my dad sir?
What did he say?
Dad,
Tell them.
Dad, tell us!
Uncle, tell us.
Love marriage is against our family traditions.
If you marry her,
I will give all my properties to my nephew Bullabbai.
Oh god!
I don't want to get into this property fights.
Brother, listen to the elders.
Aunty seems silent. Is she supporting you?
Mom...
Mother, tell us.
Did I ever say something against your father?
His word is my word.
Aunty is background score batch... just like my mom!
Though my family is against it,
I said , even if the deities try to stop, I will only marry her
Who are these deities?
If you give me their names and Identity numbers,
and the relation... I will file a case,
Sir. I don't know who they are. I said it in a flow.
I wrote it in a flow too, sir!
I went against my parents and came out for him.
My grand mother...
Do you know what she said, sir?
What did she say?
Granny!
Sir, hearing problem!
Hey, Granny!
Dear,
If a young girl leaves the house like this,
Not just you,
the society blames your parents too!
How can you love and marry a guy without knowing his whereabouts?
No. I know his whereabouts and more
I will marry only him.
I said that, came out and married him, sir!
But Love marriages won't be successful all the time.
He proved me that.
Interesting! What did he do?
What do I tell you? There are many.
He is a sadist, bipolar, possessive, and psycho.
Sir, did you see?
She is saying random things coz, I don't know physics.
That's not physics man. It's mathematics.
You idiot. It's chemistry!
But he is a mystery!
When did you get married?
August, 15th sir!
17th, sir!
I mean, August 15th is holiday right, sir!
They gave us the date, 2 days after that.
Look at him sir.
He doesn't remember the wedding date,
how will he remember the wife?
He won't even remember my phone number, sir!
I ofcourse remember it, sir! Then, tell us.
9 8 4 9 0
9 8 4 9 ...
No, it's not that. 9 8 4 0 0 9 9
Is it just 9 8 4 9 ? There'll be 10 digits in total.
How can I remember if you are stressing me?
I won't. Try again!
No matter how many times you ask, he'll only repeat this.
But, he'll know her number by heart.
Divya's number is a fancy number, sir!
Wait. Who is this Divya?
Colleague.
He is neglecting me after getting into her trans.
Is it?
I told you 100 times. She is just a friend.
Hello!!!
Is she a friend? or a colleague? Our boss need a clarity.
A friend who is like a colleague.
He said much nonsense when we were in love
He stopped caring from the very next day of wedding.
Even if I get headache,
He'll say it'll go down. He won't do anything.
Where does she have a head to get headache?
If I say let's go to clinic, she won't come, sir!
There is an Air doctor in a live program.
She calls him
He asks 'Is it gone? Is it gone? Is it gone?
She says it's gone.
How can I do that, sir?
She won't let me sit, sleep and not even breathe sir.
He smokes packets and packets of cigarettes.
If I lit a dhoopstick, it gives a nice smell.
If you lit cigarette, Rahul Dravid gets angry.
He won't listen.
He makes the entire bathroom stink.
Sir, he won't come with me.
Won't even take me out with him.
Whatever I wear, he never compliments me.
What? I told you the dress was nice the other day.
Yes. He said that.
He said, 'Divya, your dress is very nice'
Then what else?
My name is Pallavi sir.
Oh mother!
Sir... what are you writing there?
You've done the world's greatest mistake, bro!
Oh god! I just said that in a flow sir!
I am writing it in a flow too, sir!
Sir, what does your wife call you?
Our madam is crazy about him.
She calls him 'Hari Darling!' doesn't she?
When she looks at your shirt,
Instead of saying 'Hari Darling, your short is nice...'
How does it feel if she says 'Giri darling, your shirt is nice'?
Who is this Giri now?
Who the hell is Giri? I don't know ask her!
Dear, Only discuss your problems.
Don't create new ones for me.
Did you see sir? She can create problems to anyone.
Her mind is full of poisonous thoughts.
Even Christopher Nolan can't understand her thoughts, sir!
Who is he?
Famous comedian, sir!
Oh! is he a comedian?
Like SP sir?
But isn't he a singer, sir?
Singer? Yes, don't you know?
See this sir. Even you know that.
He doesn't know anything.
I can't do this anymore.
I am vexed!
I want divorce sir!
She is only vexed. I have fixed it. I want divorce too, sir!
Listening to what you say...
These are unbarable,
unsolvable,
rigid problems.
This divorce is more important to me than it is to you.
Because, it is my 100th divorce case.
The last step to get into Guinness book.
Thank god! So, we can forget about this.
Even if you forget it, I won't forget this matter.
I am preparing the document with my own hands.
Just for a couple of days,
please hold your breath and wait.
To celebrate my 99 cases,
I am going to Goa with my wife.
As soon as I am back, 100% I'll get you divorced.
Thank you, sir!
Why did you come here?
Where should I go?
We are getting divorced, right!
We can't live together in this house now.
Ok, I'll get you a ticket to your hometown.
Why? you'll go and great my parents?
No! To send you there for good.
Why will I go? I'll stay here. This is my house.
This is my house too
Buying a house together with you is my stupidity.
Staying with you was my stupidity.
Then go. Why are you still here?
Then give me my part of money. I'll leave.
It's not possible to give you right away.
It's not possible for me to leave right now too.
Why being far away?
Why still being separate?
Don't wait for auspicious dates.
Come close now.
Looking for astrology signs,
is done now.
No more hurdles now,
once we tie knot and become a pair.
Would you listen if someone says no?
Will you stay in limits?
Why is all this unnecessary drama?
The address to happiness,
let's say it's in our company
Let's see the divine world in our own hands.
The distances of agony,
the naughty fights,
our family is one with none of them.
All the dreams land in our eyes,
the smiles reach our lips,
Let the shine spread to keep them forever.
No matter how many demands come on the way,
the fights don't compromise at all...
We have challenged and won it too,
Let everyone praise us.
The who says 'No' would come
Let them fight with us and lose,
Let our friendship get strong turn into a wedding.
The chasing mad music may stop behind us.
Now, all seven universes are ours.
Hey! Hi!
Who is this?
Exactly!
Exactly?
Hey! Excuse me... Hello!
Sir, sir!!
What are you doing?
I need photos for the room, right?
Room? By the way...
Is there a washing machine in the house?
Top load? or front load?
Is the kitchen fully equipped?
like the induction stove, mixy, etc.
Who are you?
Rajesh didn't tell you anything about me?
ooh! the maid.
No!
Don't call me the maid.
Tall me Suchi, Suchitra.
Oh you meant 'Call me?'
Ok, where is the chicken?
Kitchen?
Yes! There.
I immediately have to drink a protein Shake.
Come on!
Forever to the love,
We are the abode and entreat it
Not to let you feel the deficit of anything...
let me tell you my promise.
Love, don't be a guest to visit now and then
Become the romantic moment that turns into a memory
Become the flower garden that won't get dry with seasons
Keep blooming and stay happy for ever.
The distances of agony,
the naughty fights,
our family is one with none of them
Why being far away?
Why still being separate?
Don't wait for auspicious dates.
Come close now.
Would you listen if someone says no?
Do we stay in limits?
Why all this unnecessary drama?
The address for happiness...
Let's say it's our relationship.
Let's see the divine world in our own hands.
You keep calling me a drunkard
Suchee lunch box...
Don't you know am drunkard before?
Nancharamma!
What is in here?
It's a fashion, sir!
Lunch box!
It's here.
The pickle?
It's there!
Suchee, lunch box!
Another 10 minutes.
Suchee, my lunch box should be ready by 8 AM from tomorrow
I need it by 7 AM
I want breakfast by 6 AM
I want my coffee by 5 AM
Then I have to get up at 2AM
My husband will kick me questioning 'where are you going at this hour'
Do I need all this?
It's not my concern.
I need my salary!
Hello! bro... I've started bro!
Everything gets distorted as soon as I ask for payment.
Hey, I'll give your money. Do my chores first.
Do his chores later.
Madam!
You can't buy Suchi with money.
I will give your box, go to work.
Madam!
By evening, you'll deposit my money in current right!
It's not current, it's account.
That's clarity is enough for me.
Deposit, deposit.
Madam, madam! One minute.
Here's your lunch box!
Now the actual story begins.
You get to sit in the car only if you clean it
It's my car, my wish.
I am not your designated driver.
I paid half the money when we buy the car.
I am buying the fuel.
I am paying the installments.
Nonsense!
That means, Shut up and get in the car.
Her 'Nonsense' means, I should shut up.
Ya, sure!
Hey drunkard... Bye madam Bye sir!
You, manipulator!...
We thought of playing music for stress release.
why isn't it playing?
I already called them.
good job!
(Pop song playing)
Stop it!
Now it's time for my song.
Start music.
(Folk song, 'college girl' is playing)
Stop the music!
Stop it!
I asked you to stop the music. not your work.
Sit down.
Where are you going?
Good, Mr. Varun!
Is it my dance, sir?
No!
For getting that project on-board!
Keep it up!
Kabali da (imitating Rajinikant)
His smile is horrible than his kick.
Alright guys, Meera's birthday party is in the evening.
No one is coming, right!
We are in. We are coming!
Varun, Pallavi is coming too. Isn't she?
How would I know?
Please man!
Go and please her!
(everyone singing Birthday song)
Divya, why drinking juice all the time?
Why don't you have some alcohol !
Why alcohol all the time? have some pesticides too.
Enough, enough!
Party is going on there. What are you doing here, Varun?
Nothing. Just like that.
I been observing you for a while...
You are behaving just like this.
If something is bothering, share it!
Does Pallavi know about it, at least?
Pallavi is the problem.
It's not working between us anymore.
We are fighting about our habits and opinions.
It's been forever that we had a casual conversation.
Day starts with a fight and ends with a fight.
To get compromised, if I say something, she says something
and I lose control
These fights are not ending.
I don't understand how she was brought up.
Probably the behavior depends upon how she was brought up.
Stop it.
Pallavi, actually...
Please!
You are talking about how I was brought up...
About your own wife,
to a third person,
you are discussing character and behavior...
What is your character?
How are you brought up?
She is not a stranger.
Between wife and husband, even if it's parents
or even if its kids; they are others.
You've turned our personal matter into a public discussion.
That says a lot about you.
Pallavi, don't create a scene here. Stop.
Oh! If I say something,
that is creating a scene and complicating it.
If you say something, that is solving the problem.
Staying calm to avoid a mistake. Right?
Enough now!
That's exactly what I say.
Enough now. I can't do this journey with you anymore.
I need to go.
Go!
Oh! Knowing that I can't drive,
you are asking me to go,
Don't you mean 'Go to hell?'
What am I saying? What is she saying?
She fights for everything.
Please, Varun!
First go and drop her.
Come!
Oh! Madam messaged!
Stop, stop, stop. Reply her first.
I don't have patience to argue with you.
But to talk about me,
and analyze about me to another girl,
You get so energy as if you just had a redbull.
I am an idiot to come out with you.
Then stop here. go back.
She must be waiting.
Shut up!
You shut up!
Stop the car.
I won't.
I am telling you stop the car.
I won't.
Then I will jump out.
Hey!
You'll die if you jump like that.
You'll be happy, won't you?
Pallavi, let's go home and talk.
I won't come with you.
Then how will you come?
I will take a cab.
It's not safe to take cab at this hour.
A cab driver is safer than you.
You should've said this there. Why did you ask me?
Hello!
I didn't ask you to come.
I said I'll go in my car.,
You came as a driver.
Now, I don't like this driver.
So, I'll go in a cab.
If I give you one... Stop!
Stop it, dear!
You? What are you doing here at this time?
Actually, I was...
Sir, did you see how she talks?
He is the one talking like a drunkard.
Like he is a tiny toddler...
I look like a demon to him.
This part is true sir.
What is the truth?
Don't talk nonsense. You shut up!
Dear, dear!
What is this dear?
It's ok even if people see, they'll forget after few days.
But if a CC camera sees this...
Tomorrow, you'll be uploaded into facebook and youtube
That'll be disgraceful.
Please go home.
I will see you tomorrow.
We shall talk.
Sir, but for no reason...
My king!
My Queen!
Please listen me, highness!
Ok!
Suchi madam!
What are you up to?
Doing treadmill while watching TV, sir!
Oh multi-tasking!
The movie 'Date' sir!
Not 'Date', it's 'Conjuring'.
It's very grilling sir.
It's not grilling. its thrilling.
Whatever!
If you are so interested, why don't you learn English?
I am already attending Smoking English classes!
It's Spoken English, not Smoking English.
Sir! Don't shit early in the morning, sir!
It's Shout, not Shit. You...
That's what I said too!
Where is the paper? Go get it yourself.
She is the maid and making me work.
She have occupied the bathroom there.
I should get rid of all these people soon.
I need to meet the lawyer soon.
Huh!
Sir!
You'll live a Hundred years sir!
I was just thinking about you and there you are!
The demon appears as you take its name.
Correct sir! Come in.
Please sit here.
Have a seat sir!
Please tell. You came early in the morning,
Dear, it's about your divorce.
Please grant them soon!
I can't stand him anymore.
I have same feeling on her...
You tell me.
It's not possible to get you divorced.
huh?
Why? Court has holidays?
No, dear!
My heart says you both should live together.
No way. It's not happening!
You are cracking jokes in the morning!
I am not joking, dear!
It is true!
I know Sachin feels nervous when he is at 99 runs.
I think you've got the same problem.
You need brainwash.
I'll come back from washroom and do it.
My highness! Wait sir!
What is this sir? You won't understand my problem?
Why are you disappointing us, sir?
I've been counting on you.
It's not about that, dear!
Hey, whatever he says, how much ever you scratch,
I won't listen.
Sir!
Yous picture is published in the news paper!
Did you win some case?
Your head!
Read what is written there
A popular lawyer & his wife died in a Goa road accident
Where did he go now?
(indistinct sounds from the TV)
Oh god! The devil...
Open the door!
Oh no! Devil!
(Sounds from the TV continues)
What? They made all this drama for the devil in the tv?
What will they do if it's real?
Chilly fellows!
He said, 'The demon arrives as you take the name!'
You think he really a devil?
My highness!
I told you earlier. You didn't understand.
You can't escape, please listen to me!
Please listen to me carefully!
Hey! Shu!
my shoe. Can I show him my shoe?
(Reads Hanuman Chlisa)
No.. no.. Don't show me that! Don't show me that!
(Reads Hanuman Chalisa)
All these tricks work in movies.
Not in real life.
I will not hurt you in any way!
I am only visible to you both!
How did we win that bumper offer?
Because, there is a small knot to the story!
Do we have to solve it?
No!
You have to listen to me.
Tell us!
Going to the details of the case...
In the road accident in Goa yesterday,
me and wife have died.
Honey!
Why did you stop right there?
Come!
I am trying to get in. It's not happening.
What is happening?
I can't stay without you, honey!
Come !
I can'tr stay either. You be there.
Oh god! Why are you testing me?
Yes! tell me.
How are you, man? My wife... Honey!
The one who've sent your wife in...
the one who've stopped you here is Me.
Who are you? Your highness!
You look like a gentleman.
It's wrong to separate the couple.
Don't you know that?
Who are you, sir?
I hope you aren't the God, are you?
Yes!
Oh my god!
It is an immense pleasure to meet you.
But, I have a small doubt, lord!
What is this? You are in suit!
We have created you and this world.
We've created the trends too!
When we are bored with one trend,
you guys use it like a new trend, down there!
But on earth..
These cinema people,
Still showing us with the old ornaments.
Ok sir! Please show me some way to get in too, sir!
I heard you are a famous lawyer!
Sir!
I am a very very famous lawyer, sir!
In a very short term,
I have won 99 divorce cases, sir!
If I won just one more,
I would've been in Guinness book or world records, sir!
If I had returned from the Goa trip,
I would've done that too, sir!
Right! That is the problem here.
You gave 99 divorces.
But, more than half of them...
came to you with pity reasons!
For the sake of your selfishness...
for your records...
you've separated them.
That is my work sir. They say, 'Work is worship'
Don't you know that?
There is something called Work Ethics.
Don't you know that?
Sorry lord!
Forgive me for this once and send me in.
Ok!
I'll send you. But you've to do something.
What is it, lord?
The pair that you wanted to issue divorce to...
go to them, and
if you can patch them up,
you'll be free from your sins,
plus you can go to your wife.
Oh my god!!!!
this is a very pity task, sir!
It is very tough to separate people but,
patching them up is like...
snap, snap and snap!
Sir! I'll go and come back.
That is the matter!
So, if you guys give me 30 minutes,
I will patch up guys up and I will leave!
Huh! Impossible.
It won't happen in this life time.
My highness!
It won't happen in next life too.
You are taking me for granted because I am a nice devil.
Who is snapping at me?
Oh god!
You said it's a pity and will be done in a snap.
What happened now?
Since it is morning and they are getting late to work,
the didn't pay attention to me.
I will directly go to their workplace
and wrap it today, lord!
You plan for something and the deity plans for something else.
Heard of that idiom?
So, what are you planning to do?
Wait and see!
Ok!
A homage to my teacher!
Guvvala. Swaroop!
Where-ever he is...
I am happy he is not here.
This lawyer has died and killing me.
How to deal with this now?
My highness!
Have you been thinking about me?
You won't leave me here too, sir?
Sorry!
My highness!
Yes!
You forgot to flush it, my highness!
Give it to me.
hey!
I am feeling hungry!
wah wah wah! Here.
What is it?
Coriander risotto
Coriander Risotto?
I named it with a stylish name.
Where is the salt?
Yes to add, madam!
There is no spice too!
That is yet to add too, madam!
Do one thing.
Salt, pepper and other spices...
Get them here. I'll add it myself.
Nice idea!
I will do that from tomorrow. Ok?
Hi.
You came?
You aren't going to listen, are you?
Why are you wasting your time and mine? Unnecessary!
Sir! Who are you talking to, sir?
Why do you care? Not to you.
Who else is here except you two and me?
A devil.
I am talking to a devil.
Sir! Please say spirit. Devil doesn't sound good.
Hello, Bigg Boss.
Want to know 'Who is there?'. Do your work, go!
They are behaving weird since morning.
May be the fights are turning them crazy.
Hello!
This is Swaroop here.
We don't need any loan.
We are planning to sell this one too.
Sir, sir, One minute!
I am the assistant of Lawyer Harischandra Prasad.
Do you remember?
I used write in a flow when you say things in a flow.
One minute... One minute.
It's your assistant. Want to talk?
Oh no! He doesn't have that deal, dear.
Yes, tell me!
A sad news, sir!
What is it?
Last night, our sir and madam both
have died in an accident, sir!
Yes, we heard so.
How do you know, sir? Who told you?
Your sir himself.
I guess he saw the newspaper.
What's the matter?
I'd like to take up your divorce case, sir!
My mentor's 100th case...
I'd like to make it my first, sir!
You, dark fellow!
I still have your information on my palm, sir!
If you don't consult any other lawyer,
My mentor's soul will rest in peace,
and my career will kick start, please!
Ya, sure. I'll see you soon.
Thank you, sir!
Your student seems faster than you!
Oh lord This is what you've planned for?
It will never work out for you.
That dark fellow is good for nothing. He can't stop me.
My dear employees.
I am going to tell you an important news to you all.
What is it are? Are you increasing the salaries?
Don't you have another interest apart from Salary hike?
Varun dear!
I am going to tell you about...
What are you blabbering?
Don't you understand?
Get lost! Varun!
What is your problem?
I been talking over the Bluetooth, sir!
Be here.
Ok sir!
Oh yeah! Posing too much!
The company that confirmed our project,
needs a unique intelligent code algorithm.
It's an inside news.
If you cooperate for 30 minutes,
my problem will be solved, my highness.
I need the cooperation of you all
I won't cooperate at all. Do whatever you want.
Hey Varun!
What? What is your nonsense?
Talking over Bluetooth..
There is no Bluetooth there at all.
Uh! It fell down sir.
There is nothing down there,
Who is that your highness? Your team leader?
Shush!
Go ahead!
Thank you, sir!
Ok!
Varun dear!
Your head is aching?
Won't you leave me?
Just 30 minutes...
If you both give me that time,
Mt problem will be solved, dear!
Spending time with her in no less than
putting head into a sugar crane crusher.
I am not interested!
Please get interested, my highness!
My problem will be solved.
Do one thing.
Go and convince her. Then i'll think about it.
God promise?
Ghost promise!
You are my mother. You are my father.
'to take good care of me...' enough, go now!
Varun!
What happened?
Who are you talking to?
Uh... No one.
You behaved like that in the meeting.
Now behaving like this.
What happened to you?
You know you are looking very good in this dress.
I am asking something. You are telling something else.
You get dimples when you talk.
Varun dear!
She is the Divya that you've set up.
None of your job. Go do what I told you to do.
She will not accept.
This torture will be routed to her now!
What an intelligent idea? Super!
Hello dear!
Why did you scream like that, dear?
You've scared me.
What happened, madam?
Uh... Nothing!
What do you mean nothing?
Why did you scream so loud?
Nothing, I saw a cockroach.
What? Do I look like a cockroach to you?
You go finish the work inside. Go!
Ok!
My Queen! I've got some work with you!
I don't have any work with you!
You can leave now!
Madam, you don't need me today?
Can I take a holiday? Aah! It's not about you, dear!
Are you mad?
If you leave for the day, who will do all his work?
Your grand father?
Pick up those new arrivals and stack in order.
Ok!
Mother, my highness!
If you give me just 30 minutes,
I will settle everything, dear!
Mr. Harischandra Prasad,
I won't give you 30 seconds too.
Uh!
Hey!
What happened to madam today?
I am calling for you mother...
Why don't you listen to me?
I will hit you now.
Please listen to me, dear!
I can give you 100 reasons to get separated from him.
Give me one reason to stay together, I'll consider.
It's not that, dear!
What did you say the other day?
These are unbearable, unsolvable, rigid problems...
Didn't you say we should get separated?
Did I say this much?
There is more.
Oh mother!
You said hold your breath and wait for 2 days.
You've lost breathe and died.
You look a little frustrated.
I will meet you later.
Some other time!
Madam, Something happened to you!
You look different since morning.
You are sitting alone and talking to yourself.
You look like your are spelled by bad evil
That need to be removed!
Yes! Do you know someone who can remove it?
Do I know?
You don't have to go to Orissa's Bista village now for this
There is one per street in Hyderabad for it.
Then call them
Devil!
Oh god! Another devil.
Where is that bloody devil?
That's not devil. He is the wizard.
I called him.
To get rid of the devil.
Hey, Are you Pallavi?
Yes.
Did you see the eagle? It'll bite your nose.
Why are you making screeching sound like a mouse?
Come with me.
Come.
Walk right behind me.
He looks like a mouse catcher in fields.
What will he do to me, my highness?
That's ok. You two have agreed on something.
Someone has clicked the doorbell.
I can hear that.
Excuse me!
Mr. Varun?
Chattarjee?
Bijoy Chattarjee.
Oh! Welcome.
(Blabbering some chant)
Step aside.
Hey, who is that?
Who is this man with a mask on head?
Who is he, my highness?
Famous mentalist.
He'll catch devils like you with his small finger.
So you two didn't agree on this matter too!
Activate!
Hey!
Hey machine!
You think it's a barn for everyone to walk in?
(Blabbering some chant)
What? This is nonsense!
If this kind of people are in it, why do you need me?
I am leaving.
Sir. Sir. Sir! That's a different batch and we are a different batch.
Ignore them sir. We are the prime ones.
You go catch it.
I d i o t
Why are you roaming around me?
This is it.
That's a local one and you are...
Sir!
Sir, he is here... leave me!
(Blabbering a chant)
He is... He is there!
(both are blabbering)
(Some random chants)
What the hell are you rambling?
I will pluck out your mustache.
Ringa ringa, it's not a ring
Rupee coin, but not a coin...
Spinach, spinach, it's not spinach
a stone, a root, one two three four..
Hey hey hey!
Silly fellow!
(blabbering some chant)
Did you see? he is going to cut the ponytail.
(Chant continues)
Ringa Ringa Roses
It's not a girl. It's an angel.
Not angel, It's Angelina Jolie.
One... two... three!
(Both are blabbering some chants)
Please save me dear!
I got it!
Yes, it's in this now.
I screamed and I found it.
I got it.
Shut up you lair. The ghost is in the bottle. I got it
You are lying. its in this.
Stop it!
One of you got it, ok!
Girl, pay me first!
No no Mr. Varun! Credit is very important
What is his problem? Give him his credit card.
But give me my payment.
Why would I pay you? My guy caught the ghost.
Again you think I got it!
Yes! My guy caught it.
No! My guy caught it.
My guy caught it.
I got it.
It's not a cut, man!
I caught it.
My guy caught it.
Lay the leaf, put some dal and ghee
A little to me.
A little to you.
Excuse me, sir!
My highness!
What did they both catch?
You are here. we are confused too!
Why are they talking to themselves?
Mr. Varun!
Wait. Wait.
Did you catch it? or he did?
No! What I got...
You...
Why is he saying a cut since that time? Ask what is it?
One minute!
What did you catch?
A very old and powerful Ghost.
Approximately 60 years old.
May be her grand mother!
The oldie died with a...
What did you catch?
A 16-year old boy
who committed suicide playing blue whale!
May be it's his son. One minute!
16 years!
60 years!
Look at this sir!
Why are you turning that side?
Who is it the husband of this oldie?
Stop it man. Why are you slapping?
Hey!
Ask him Why is he hitting?
What are you looking at? You stinky mouth...
Sir.. Sir.. Just a minute. stop, sir. We are sorry!
Don't hit me on the buns sir. It's swelling!
Oh god!
Don't hit me on the buns. man!
Oh, he slapped there again!
You think they are buns or Pitapuram drums?
Stop it. Stop it.
We are fake!
You and your English! Tell them in Telugu.
Stop it man. Don't hit us!
We've done a mistake. We are just cons. Please!
You Srikakulam fellow!
Oh! Both are from Srikakulam?
Oh god!!!
Go! You go get it.
I can't get up.
Hello, Sir!
How are you, sir?
Tell me.
Let's go in and talk sir, please!
Ok, come in.
I'll get the door, sir. Ok!
Oh my god!
You have your whole concentration on me.
Greetings, madam!
Did you lose weight mam?
Looking good though!
Hello!
First tell us why are you here. You can do the chat later.
A small hope sir!
Today is very auspicious day sir!
My mentor's birthday!
Rising funds for the food donation?
No, madam!
His birthday is my first working day. I am very excited.
and... it's very good day for Legal Divorce.
Exactly at 11.05 AM, it is very auspicious time.
You black fellow!
There'll be auspicious time for divorce too?
It's funny, what auspicious time for divorce?
Please don't say that, sir!
It's my sentiment. My mentor's too!
Don't lie, I'll slap you with my slipper.
So, if you sign on these divorce papers...
we can start the procedure, sir!
What the hell will you start, you idiot?
You are planning a spot for me on my birthday?
You idiot!
It took you 12 years to finish your law course.
You don't know how to write an affidavit,
No idea what are the sections.
You are not fit to sit under a tree and practice.
do what you want to do.
Sir, I am talking here and you are staring there.
Any problem?
You are the problem.
I don't trust you at all. That too, this is your first case.
We can't experiment with you on our case.
Leave. Better luck next time.
Love you, my highness!
What did you say, sir!
It could be my first case, officially!
But I am as experienced as a retired judge!
If I enter the field,
Even Roayl Enfield should give me the way.
Me, named Swaroop,
I rolled the constituency books and threw it aside.
I chewed the law books and
swallowed it.
In fact,
those 99 cases and Guinness record idea belongs to me
huh!
After liking them, my mentor have
my feet...
touch my feet and begged.
I joined as his assistant.
I will tell you something. But don't share it to anyone.
Say it.
He won many cases with my ideas, sir.
I am his secret superstar behind the success
Even to prove it,
My mentor is not with us anymore.
Died and gone!
He is right here!
What?
I meant he'll always be around us.
Is that a mouth?
or a government toilet?
Talked every nonsense..
and acts like a modest innocent?
Trust me Varun dear.
Don't believe that black fellow.
Sir, I been observing you.
I am talking here and you are staring there.
If you still don't trust me, look at this.
My ultimate weapon.
Your divorce papers!
My mentor have prepared these documents himself.
You black fellow!
Did you go my office and stole them from my bag?
If you just sight on these...
no one can stop you from getting separated.
You don't trust me, anyway!
But you trust my mentor, don't you?
If I just submit these documents,
you are almost divorced.
But there is a small counseling procedure.
I'll manage that.
Oh my god, he is going to collapse my plan.
Varun dear, I beg you.
Madam, give me some time. I will solve your problem.
Varun, you'll be cheated.
Thank god!
Dear Mentor, wherever you are, please bless me.
Oh god!
A good news!
The inside news we got last week was right.
Good that we knew it and started the work already!
We are way ahead that our competitors.
It is an intelligent move towards a
big leap in the growth.
(Claps and cheering)
Now, it's time for music.
Start!
(A Telangana folk song)
Stop it!
For the project we are about to take it,
I am appointing Varun as Technical Lead.
Wow! (Claps)
Now, all the best for Varun's team!
Got a reason to hit? Good luck!!!
Congrats!
Thank you!
Congrats, Varun!
Buddy...
No, man. No. no.
Thank you brother! Thank you all.
I am done with that head ache there.
Got promoted here.
Best moment in my life man!
Ok, guys, I am treating you all today evening!
Woohooo
Come on!
Hey hey hey! No woman, no cry!
Hey hey hey! Life is like a butterfly!
Hey hey hey! Anybody can fly.
Or you'll never get lucky!
Look at me.
I am so very happy.
Trust me, man!
You can enjoy like a king.
Boom boom boom! The sun has fallen down
Let's go enjoy!
Boom boom boom! This life is amazing.
The heart is pounding with joy.
Hey hey hey! No woman, no cry.
Hey hey hey! Life is like a butterfly!
Hey hey hey! Anybody can fly.
Or, you'll never get lucky!
This marriage,
It's a package that makes everyday risky.
This bondage...
We don't need this heavy luggage.
Oh mother, this marriage!
it won't let us live in peace.
This band and it's resound...
Isn't it a headache. Bid your good bye!
Boom boom boom! There is a way to walk.
Let's go enjoy!
Boom boom boom! This life is amazing.
The heart is pounding with joy.
Hey, brother.
I like this Single, Mingle policy.
I have now ...
found the unlimited privacy.
My life, my rules.
In the footsteps of RGV.
I will jump into vodka and
roll around. Who will stop me?
Boom boom boom! There is a way to walk.
Let's go and enjoy!
Boom boom boom! This life is amazing.
My heart is pounding with joy.
Varun, your house is here!
It's your house. Come on!
Thank you!
You are tripping in high. Do you need this, Varun?
I can drink at home from tomorrow. No one will be there.
Ouch! Be careful.
Hey!
You are falling.
Sorry, yar!
Hi Pallavi!
My high is gone, looking at her face.
Bye, varun!
Thank you! Bye. Bye.
Move aside!
No wife, no crying...
Why did you let her go? Should've invited her in.
oh! Coz, I am still here?
Hey, Why do I care if you are here?
I will bring one everyday from tomorrow and...
Chi!
I left my whole family for someone like you...
I hate myself
Hate yourself? I hate you too. Stop there!
Left my family she says!
Did I get them along? I left them too!
You'll never understand a woman's heart!
If you were a girl, you'd understand my pain.
Is it? As if you've studies all the men in the world!
You'd know my pain, if you were a guy.
I hate looking at your face too.
Don't look at it.
As soon as I get the money, I'll get rid of you.
Very good!
As soon as I signed the divorce, I became team lead.
If I get rid of you, I might become a leader to this state.
Mr. Speaker!
I don't want her and her house.
I will leave tomorrow!
Go to hell!
Yes!
Wearing short dresses to tempt us and...
Oh Flower shirt!
After considering the case details,
Our accounts are closed!
What about you now?
You go with her? or me?
Stay 15 days there and 15 days here. No problem.
Now, even if you die, you can't reach your wife...
Oh right! You are already dead!
In the fight between the law and justice,
Good night!
Something is different.
Oh god!
I got mustaches my voice...
Oh no!
How is he then?
Varun!
hey!
hey you!
Get up!
ya!
They are mine!
aaah!
What happened, my highness?
Our bodies have changed!
Won't they change if I changed?
I've interchanged them.
Jamba lakidi pamba!
Sit properly.
Get lost!
Oh god!
What is this test?
What happened Harischandra Prasad?
Until yesterday, even if they fought
at least they were together!
But looking at what happened today,
I don't think they'll be together anymore.
Did you get it now?
Patching up is not as easy as separating.
What is the use of realization, lord?
I am any dead.
What about me, now?
You are now upgraded from paying guest,
to a permanent member.
Oh no!
In your opinion,
I am an Idiot, thief,
Loafer and a muppet
But I need to look at my wife.
My wife is your devotee too!
You litigation lawyer!
You've used ladies sentiment card, haven't you?
Alright fine. I will give you a special grant. Use it.
Is it?
With the grant he is about to give,
Instead of patching up Pallavi and Varun,
If I can undo the accident,
Me and my wife can come back to life!
That is impossible.
Why?
This grant won't help you change the past, present,
the future,
not just that,
Not even human minds!
It only helps you do one thing.
With that one grant,
How will I know what is that one thing I can do?
They told you themselves.
Did they?
Sit peacefully and think about it.
What to do? What not to do?
Jamba lakidi pamba!
I begged so much. You didn't listen.
I begged you too. You didn't listen either!
That's why I swaped it from here to there.
From today, you are Pallavi.
From today, you are Varun.
So, you'll change us like this?
Yes! You gave me that suggestion.
You gave me that idea.
You gave me the suggestion.
We did?
Yes Anushka!
You asked each other to understand the pain.
Try to remember once.
You'll never understand the heart of a woman.
If you were a girl, you'd understand my pain
If you were a boy, you would've understood my pain.
Oh!
Anushka do you remember now?
I said that coz, he was drunk and came home with some girl.
Hey, how do we go to work with these bodies?
When will we get our bodies back to normal?
If you love each other like before,
you'll get your bodies back!
You'll get your parts back.
You'll get your happiness back!
That will never happen. It is impossible.
No one can save you expect yourselves.
Please don't disturb me.
Even last time, I didn't enjoy when I was in Goa.
Now, I am directly going to Goa to enjoy.
If you patch up here,
I get to see a light.
I'll find the way to reach my wife.
You are lucky to be dead. Or I'd kill you now.
How will it happen?
The soul is not to be touched.
A soul won't die ever.
(Reading a verse from "Bhagavadgeeta')
The life of a ...
No one will believe if I say there is a spirit in my house.
If I say, I got a lady's body,
My....
Varun!
They'll laugh of my face.
Oh!
I am stuck in after all a woman's body,
If you say after all again, I'll slap you!
Or what?
Even when we do stage shows at our home town...
I never agreed to do a lady getup!
Now looking at your expressions & behavior in my body...
Oh god! Shh!
Don't shout. He'll come back.
You think of some solution.
I'll go for a smoke and come back.
Hey!
Don't smoke. It's harmful to the body.
I don't get the movement if I don't smoke.
Tell me. Shall I keep it in?
Stomach storage is more harmful.
That stink is better than this, go!
What nonsense is this?
Bra!
Why did you wear bra to my body?
I am not comfortable without a bra.
Oh! alright then!
I feel comfortable going on road naked.
Can I do that?
Oh god! No!
Anyway, where are you going?
to the boutique.
You have to go to my office, not to your shitty boutique.
Yours is a stupid office.
Yours is a shitty boutique.
Your's is Stupid office. Your's is Shitty boutique.
Yes, coming!
Hey, remove that first. I'll go get the door.
Why did you come without informing?
You don't answer the phone.
not returning the calls.
I came all the way to tell you something important.
Fine, come in.
Greetings!
Man, you are looking a little different.
Hands off. I'll give you one!
Sit down sir.
Yes! Tell me.
She laid a hand on me!
I think she is very excited. Desperation!
We need to get her divorced soon!
Hand off!
Today is your counseling.
We signed just the other day!
Isn't it too soon?
Hello!
Divorce is coming at door delivery.
Don't you know what can happen at the back door?
what a silly question.
It's not about that man!
Do we need to do this so sudden?
Why is that?
Something happened last night.
What? Something happened last night?
Did the bread toast became a sandwich?
Looks like a damage to us.
No no no. It's not allowed.
Once you apply for divorce,
How can you do that? It's illegal.
What man? Can't you control?
I'll give you one. It's not what you think.
Whatever it is,
You have to come with me now.
Come on! Postpone it man.
She is behaving weird,
she is asking me to postpone and
they say, something happened.
This is tough
I need to use the 'Law' card.
Alright!
If you don't come with me for counseling,
According to sections 508, 256A, 482, 21B and 55A
Yes, according to it?
6 months jail sentence and 2 lakhs fine.
Why?
What did we do?
Contempt of the court. Disrespecting the court
Now tell me.
Will you come with me for the counseling?
Or, will you go to the jail?
Chose Option A or B.
Make it option A.
No! How do we go like...
Your nudge!
The touch!
Ouch!
I'll give you one! Get going.
Now, tell me the reason for your divorce!
Tell him.
You tell him.
Tell him!!!
First you tell.
I will tell.
This is not a court. ok!
You don't get nervous at all.
This is just a legal arbitration.
Is it?
Who's got the problem? boy? or the girl?
Girl is really nice sir.
With so much patience, for the sake of society,
she is bearing this marriage.
What you? with patience?
Sir, tell him not to talk when I am talking.
Why are you addressing the girl as 'him'?
You talk, pop!
Don't call me pop. Ok!
Tell him not to talk.
Dear, stay calm. Let him talk.
Sir, girl is really nice.
She'd been silently bearing all the pains.
She can't say a word against anyone.
What? This is all about you?
See... He is talking again.
My mother! Please stop for a while. Wait.
She is lying too much. How to stay calm hearing that?
What? 'She?'
Why are you saying 'She' to a guy?
I mean... When we were friends,
we used to call each other like that.
Just got used to it. Sir, Coffee!
Once upon a time, they used to say Pal, buddy.
Now they are call 'Her and Him'.
I don't know what will they call each other in future.
You go, man. go!
Ok, you say, man.
I mean, tell me, dear.
The Girl is very patient.
She was deceived in the Boy trap.
The Boy has a lot of problems sir.
He just doesn't care.
Won't check if she ate or not.
He is always chanting 'Divya, Divya, Divya'
Like a spoiled old record, don't have anything new?
Didn't I tell you to stay quiet?
Oh God! Now you talk, dear!
The whole problem is in the girl.
She is never understanding.
Just an irritating batch.
If the Boy is busy or struggling with something...
Don't she have to think ?
Now, let's take you.
Can you stay next to your wife all day?
Don't remind me of my wife and confuse me.
What is there to get confused, sir?
We are telling you everything clearly!
Ok ok ok. Fine fine fine. Now...
Are you agreeing that the girl is nice?
yes!
Then you can get adjusted, can't you?
When the problem is the Girl,
why are you telling the Boy to adjust?
That's not possible, sir!
God! Why are you talking, dear?
The boy is saying you are nice.
No, I didn't say that, sir! I said problem is with the boy.
Isn't that I just said?
No sir. You are getting confused. Boy is not saying that.
Problem is with the girl and she has to get adjusted.
Why? The boy have to adjust.
Boy have to adjust. Girl have to adjust.
I'll give you one.
Oh god! Stop you both.
I understood your problem now.
uh.. now...
Who sent you both to me?
Swaroop.
For once...
Can you send that Swaroop to me?
I am so tensed. At any cost, this divorce have to happen.
I need to set rest of the things.
Swaroop!
Sir...
Sir is calling you in.
He called me?
Congratulations.
I'll give you one.
Don't be tensed sir.
This is just a formality.
If they give you polio drops,
does it mean you have Polio? No.
Formality.
I will go and set that in 2 minutes.
You just...
Get in man!
What is it sir?
Why do you touch me?
Go!
What is it sir? Isn't it a tight case?
Isn't the case very tight?
But the one who sent it have his screw very lose.
Screws? and Lose?
I didn't get it sir.
Idiot!
For your divorce case,
you are sending me some random people
and wasting my time?
Your mentor used to be there.
He handled 99 divorces cases.
Are you becoming like him too?
If you send me these crackhead cases one more time...
Get out! get out!
Varun, your phone!
My god! my boss. Talk to him.
Why will I talk?
You need to talk now. Talk.
Stop!
Are you ordering me?
Or take it as a request.
Your request sounds like an order too!
Can you please take the call!
There is obedience, but no respect.
Pallavi, please pick up the call.
Yes, that's how you do it.
Hello!
What is Hello?
The new project has started.
You didn't turn up to work.
Atleast didn't inform me about the leave.
What happened to you, man?
Well.. since the bodies have changed last night...
What do you mean the bodies have changed?
I mean, because of the weather change...
the leather changed and my health was upset a bit.
But now am ok, sir!
It's alright. Come to work as soon as you get better.
Why is he asking me to come to work?
Of course you have to go to office.
He says some project and details...
How do I know all that?
I already mailed Divya all those details.
Oh! you sent her?
Then she'll take care. Why do I have to go?
I don't need to be there. But my body needs to be there.
What's in it for me?
If you want, I'll go to the boutique for you.
Don't go! Did I ask you to go there?
I am requesting you. Please!
If I don't go to office, I'll lose my job.
(Oh! That's his concern?)
You've Bridal Fashion Week soon.
If I am not there in your place,
what will happen to your aim?
(That's true!)
How will you get the award?
(That is right too!)
For now. let's stop fighting.
Since you are requesting, I am agreeing.
You go to the boutique but don't use your creativity!
Whatever you say!
Here, one more thing!
Don't do those over actions. People will think am a gay!
Who is doing over action?
Do you how difficult it is to stay in a male body?
Don't give me your suggestions on Acting.
I'll behave as I like.
If it's like this, I won't go to your office.
Fine. alright!
Here, the lawyer's calling you!
Sir is disconnecting the call!
Let's try for madam.
He is calling me now.
Hey, don't answer. Don't answer! Why?
He is secondary. First, let's sort of professional problems.
Let none of us take his calls.
My phone will be with you.
Your phone will be with me.
Ok.
You will get models pictures on whatsapp.
Don't get excited.
Oh my clients!
If they are avoiding me,
that means the case is getting weaker.
I have to make this case stronger.
Even by making up stories, if needed.
My dear clients, get ready.
How I increase the distance between you with my stories
I force and you divorce!
Hi Varun!
Hi, morning!
Hi Varun.
You'll killed it in the party, man!
I'll give you one.
Keep your hands to yourself. Go!
Sir, Good morning!
Good morning!
Please come here. Keep it in my cabin
Sure, sir.
Good morning, sir!
Who are you looking for, sir?
I am looking for Varun.
I can't send you in without Appointment Letter, sir.
I don't need appointment, I know him.
Sorry sir. Even if you know him, you need appointment.
Do you know I am a lawyer?
No matter who you are, Appointment is compulsory, sir!
Varun!
What? you've got fever?
(Oh she is here!)
Is it too bad, you couldn't come to work?
Why? You felt bad I didn't turn up?
Won't I?
It's very tough to manage this all by myself.
And if you are around, the energy is different.
Do you know how much I missed you?
Is it?
If you missed me so much, You should've called.
I should've called.
But there'll be... You thought I'll be there?
No, Pallavi.
It's a headache with her.
That's why I didn't call you!
Is this why you've been avoiding me?
A burger here and a pizza there.
Why will you be interested in rice pulao anymore...
Sir, please leave, sir!
Are you married?
Yes, sir!
It'll be you after that case.
I'll see you later.
There...
Hey, get off me.
If you want, take it with you.
Will you fall over me to open it?
Go!
You look very tensed, Varun!
I'll come back later.
Varun...
What is the progress of our project?
It's not done yet, sir!
I kept it aside, since I wasn't well.
Stop the nonsense!
We've gathered the inside news and
stayed ahead in the race.
Now just because of your negligence,
I stood in the same place as everyone.
Listen to me once..
Shut up!
Bloody excuses!
Move!
Why is he shouting like that?
Even my parents never yelled at me like that
This stupid...
Idiot fellow!
But why should I feel bad?
The scolding was for him.
I should feel happy!
What are you looking at?
Are you done inside? Let's go!
Varun!
What happened?
The work isn't done.
I have a few problems. I need some time.
Work isn't done... I need some time.
It wont' work like that.
I am giving you 2 days.
The algorithm needs to be on my table.
Otherwise, You'll be Ctrl+Shift+Delete
I'll fire you!
Ok!
Take care!
Many of them look weird.
Varun! Varun!
Do you think we can finish it in 2 days?
It'll be done, if it has to be done.
Laptop!
Let it be there.
huh?
Why is he behaving like that?
This stupid mind and body doesn't suit at all.
Unless I hit a couple of pegs...
Hi Pallavi darling!
Hey!
Hey, Pallavi darling! It's me.
What happened?
Are all fashion show outfits are ready?
Shall we try?
Yes!
Maggie... Maggie!
Ya, madam!
Madam's outfits are ready, aren't they?
Hi mam! Hi!
Ya, they are ready madam!
Let her try them once.
Ok! Come, I'll show you.
Ok!
Good morning, madam!
What is he doing here?
Madam, I need to tell you something!
Man, I told you to postpone it a while.
Madam, it's not about the divorce.
Then?
It's about Varun.
About me?
Not you, madam! About your husband.
I went to his office just now.
There he is digiing it with his darling, Divya.
You are innocently asking me to postpone it.
It'll be difficult to...
Madam!
They've called for the dress material.
You talk to them, Maggie! Do I need to come for that?
Madam!
I been watching you since you came today.
What are you watching?
At least for the sake of your name,
why don't give a couple of minutes break!
If Jio number is troubling,
do you need to call Ambani for it?
Can't take care of it? Please!
You are behaving unusual today!
Usually, you take all the decisions!
Yes! Madam used to take all the decisions!
She'll call you and tell them later.
For now, madam is in middle something important.
She is going out. You may go inside.
Ok!
Ok madam, where shall we go?
Chutneys or Minerva?
Bar!
Bar... Bar?
Yes, bar!
The girl's fast, isn't she?
Funny...
Excuse me, sir!
Your order please!
I usually don't drink anything here.
I'll go with lime juice with ginger!
And... get Madam a green tea with...
Hey!
2 Tequila shots with lemon and ashtray!
Ok, madam! Thank you!
Madam, do you drink?
Sir might get shocked!
Usually, I don't...
You were saying,
It's ok, madam! Now,
When a man is free to drink, why not a woman?
Huh! Whether it's smoking or drinking.
When people are equal, so are these!
You were saying something!
Dugging or something!
Not dugging madam. He is digging it!
What does it mean?
It means...
In the office your husband with that girl...
Touching, giggling, ogling what not?
He is having an affair, madam!
This is very inhuman. It's insensitive too!
He is a mark on Mankind, madam!
By the way, you idiot!
Madam, unknowingly you called me 'Idiot'
Though it is so cute...
What were yanking, by going to the office?
Yanking?
Yes!
Madam! Your language changed a little after drinking.
Not the language, you fool.
The person has changed too!
Yes Madam! That waste fellow isn't a human at all.
A beast in the mask of a human!
He is a sadist, madist, protagonist, rapist!
Rapist?
Bearer! Mam!
get a soda for sir. Ok, mam!
Thank you, Madam!
Dear, get a chilled one.
You asked for a soda for this, madam?
If you don't mind, can I have a little soda?
Sure!
Thank you!
I get it, madam!
You are frustrated on your husband
and showing it on me.
But I am supporting you.
Why are you man-handling me?
Not man-handling. It's woman-handling!
What did you decide about that waste fellow?
Is it?
How does it feel to give a last punch?
If the last punch is ours, that kick is something else!
Isn't it?
Who is it?
It's me, sir!
Oh Lawyer!
Yes I am the lawyer!
What are you doing here?
I went to office to tell you what happened last night.
They said, you aren't there yet,
I though you'll definitely...
I though you'll be home, sir!
Very good!
Come, have a seat!
Sir! Sitting is a little complicated now, sir!
Shall we talk standing outside?
Suchee didn't turn up yet, the chair is...
I don't need the chair, sir!
I mean...
Standing is very comfortable, sir!
I mean not even like this... One sec.
No, not this too...
This is perfect, sir!
Come here.
Sir, it should be whispered.
No need. Tell me from the distance.
Alright, as you wish!
Your wife is an item sir!
(How did he say that to me?)
I went to talk about the divorce,
she was drunk, singing, dancing, what not?
(He is spoiling my reputation!)
She was giving it to everyone there, sir!
She gave one to me too, sir!
What is it?
Lip to lip kiss.
I don't usually kiss and tell...
I enjoy it in myself.
Since you are anyway getting divorced,
I am telling you sir!
We don't need this sir.
We don't need these bonds and relationships.
Let's just get divorced sir.
Peacefully!
Then, you and your darling Divya can sing songs!
Swaroop!
What happened, sir?
Double Omelet.
Are you a lawyer?
You are a lawyer.
So, you are the one getting my sir and madam divorced.
Not just divorce, I'll get them pine leaves too!
What's the matter?
I want divorce too, sir!
You and your husband doesn't get along?
He gets along with another girl.
Wah!
Guys are getting along well!
Looks like your husband is a player!
Not as good as I am.
What are doing here?
Huh! I am a service provider here sir!
You are a ser... Oh!
Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!
Service Provider means?
Maid, sir!
House help? Sir!
Noice down.
House help is...
(She'll come handy. Use her well.)
(I need to know their every moment)
Sir!
What are you thinking, sir?
Swaroop!
Swaroop means commitment and
commitment means Swaroop.
First I've committed to get your sir and madam divorced
My next commitment will be your case.
Since you are anyway a nice player,
find another match for you meanwhile.
Sure!
And by the way...
Keep in touch, huh!
Sir! Disgusting!
It's not a casting couch, dear! It's only about the divorce.
Until then, keep informed about everything here.
Ok, sir!
Yes! Coming.
Sir, keep in touch!
Sure. We'll do it.
No issues. We'll do it. Thank you!
Where is this Varun?
What happened to him?
Divya!
Sir! Divya!
Where is Varun? How about the algorithm?
Actually Varun isn't well at all sir!
That's why he couldn't make it. I will take it up, sir!
Whatever it is...
Varun's energy levels have gone down too much!
But health is important.
Yes, sir!
So, you'll take it up, right! Sure, sir!
That's nice!
Sorry, Sorry! It's a mistake by habit.
You carry on! You carry on!
Hello Pallavi!
You tell man!
Why didn't Varun come to work?
He didn't?
I am in the Boutique.
He is not even taking my calls.
He is not even behaving properly at work, too.
What happened, Rajesh!
These days. Varun's behavior change in Varun
He look scared!
He is crying like a girl for everything.
There is no concentration at work!
I will talk to him.
Ok, bye!
She is doing all this intentionally!
Hey! What darling?
Can't you say 'Hi' from a distance?
You are holding me like am your lover and crushing me!
And this pesticide smell too...
Madam!
Hey!
What's wrong with you Pallavi? I am sorry!
Are the Fashion Week designs ready?
yes they are! I'll show, come!
(Her and her designs!)
(and she is a designer!)
I'll see how will you go to the fashion week.
Here it is!
Shit! What is this?
Air free dress!
Air free dress? What nonsense?
Last time when I gave back free, you said wow!
I gave same in the front!
Pallavi, you are mocking me!
Huh! Am not mocking you or docking you!
Are you mad?
If the outfits aren't ready by evening...
They won't. What are you going to do?
I will sue you and
I will not let you participate in the fashion show.
Oh! Whatever, go!
Madam!
She is gone. Do you want to try?
You look angry! I'll come back later.
Not just angry, my blood is boiling.
Pallavi, you are done!
How pretty you are! Lachimi!
Hello!
Stop!
Are you drunk?
I came drinking
Varun!
What did you do in the boutique?
Whatever you did in the office,
I did exactly same in the boutique.
I told you before!
That I can't deal you work.
You've forcefully sent me.
I didn't know what to do. So, I didn't do anything.
Why are you not telling me about it?
About what?
That my boss said he'll fire me.
You didn't even go to the office...
I worked hard for all these years
the career I've built up,
to spoil all that, isn't it?
You are the one who tried to spoil my career.
Is that how you behave with the model?
She is not only my customer, she's my sponsor too!
Now she'll spoil my life, you know that?
Shitty boutique. If this is gone, another one!
If that's gone too, I'll get you a vegetable cart.
If my job is gone,
can you even get me an entry level job?
Huh!
Don't behave like an idiot, Varun!
It was you who behaved like an idiot.
It's ok if job is gone,
if I don't demolish your boutique with no hint of it,
my name isn't Varun anymore.
I bet my life!
You brute!
You think I'll stay calm?
I will go to your office.
I will misbehave with your boss and get you fired!
I will make sure you get blacklisted and
won't get a job anywhere.
If I don't do that, I am not Pallavi anymore!
I challenge!
Kudoos, Anushka!
Your challenges are amazing!
One did 'Mangamma's Challenge!'
The other did 'Chanakya Challenge'
Wow!
Both are super hit movies.
Me, who is enjoying somewhere far in Goa...
you've dragged me all the way here...
you are not normal humans!
Ghosts above the spirits!
What are you waiting for?
As soon as you can, bring each other to the road.
Then you can distribute Oracle, .net and Java pamphlets.
And you... Dear Anushka...
You are not any less.
There are cheep leggings, aren't they?
Cheapest quality leggings and tops
you can sell them for 100, 50 rupees.
Hey!
At least about jobs...
get compromised and die.
I won't. Bloody...
Leggings, 100, 50.
Brother, buy these for your girlfriend, man!
Oh god!
Like the lawyer said,
I don't want to sell those cheap leggings in Ameerpet.
You think I'd enjoy distributing pamphlets?
That's why, let's keep our divorce problem a side and...
and?
I think we should clear the job problems first.
Compromise?
Fine!
(Thank god!)
(He finally agreed)
Pallavi, open the door!
Door break the door. Coming!
Open it soon!
What?
Monthly period!
Do something!
Very good!
You think it's funny?
I can't bear this back pain, head ache and stomach pain.
Just for once?
every woman in the world
every single month, bears this pain.
You never cared when I said, I have stomach pain.
Now you know?
Very nice!
All you men should bear this.
Then you'll understand our pain.
Alright!
Now I know.
How much you tolarate!
I can't bear this pain anymore!
Please! Tell me what to do?
Please!
Take this pill if you get the pain again!
The sanitary pads are in the cupboard!
The love on him inside your heart
Did it start?
The silence turned into a word?
Isn't it so peaceful for us now?
Yes!
Work problem has solved coz, we've compromised!
If the ghost problem is solved, we can be happy!
What did you say?
The spirit's problem.
No, before that!
I said, our work problem has solved coz, we've compromised
Yes, exactly!
If we act as if we've compromised and patch up;
the spirit problem will be solved, right!
Correct!
I bared him all this while not knowing this.
If he knows we've got together, he'll go.
Our bodies will come back to us too!
Problem solved!
Yes, let's be on that from tomorrow!
Sir, bill sir!
Uh, Card!
We accept PayTm, madam!
Shall we send the spirit in this PayTm?
Shall we try?
I am joking!
Hey! You didn't go yet?
Where?
Up!
How can I go if the task isn't done?
We did patch up, didn't we?
Who says that?
We are saying it. We've really got together!
Really?
Oh god! Where are you?
Here!
We've changed!
I am not a human to believe your stories!
I am a spirit.
Don't act.
You are only desperate to get your bodies back.
You are not trying to get your life back.
Only if you get together, with complete consent,
You'll get your bodies back.
All because of your over action.
No way!
When I performed in stage shows in my hometown,
They used to whistle and
throw papers on to the stage, you know?
Yes! They would throw stones now.
Correct!
If I perform next to you,
what just stones? They'll throw slippers too.
You say another word, I'll slap you!
What is it Anushka?
I though you'll get together and compromise...
you are complicating the life day by day!
Mr. Harischandra Prasad!
Anushka!
I will not compromise.
It's ok if I don't get the body too!
I will adjust in this body!
Anushka!
I am not stepping down either!
I don't need that body too!
Do whatever you feel like.
Mahesh!
Oh Mother!
Day by day, their craziness is turning like a chameleon.
I need to do something immediately!
Where is Varun's house in this village?
Who do I need to work out my plan here?
Where will I find the one, born with legs first?
I don't understand anything, my highness!
Hello sir!
Who is it?
Hello Flower shirt, you!
Flower shirt!
Which means he can see me.
which means, he'll work out for me.
Brother!
Can you see me?
What?
Did you drink a quarter already, Item king?
What is it, my highness?
You are calling me Item king?
If you travel inside the car, royally; they'll call you king.
If you sit on top of it and go like this,
they'll call you Item King!
By the way, who are you my highness?
Express Raja!
Less thought and more agony.
Wow!
Brainless fellow!
He is perfect for my task.
Wait, you don't get this shirt here. Where did you buy?
Did you go to other villages and buy?
Congratulations!
Excuse me!
Is he mad?
He is talking to himself!
Are you new to this village?
He was born legs first.
He keeps talking to himself weird.
Who are you? Why did you come to our village?
Your village chief...
Mr. Ramachandra Rao!
1000 Acres of coconut farm, 300 Acres of Mango farm,
Fish ponds, Shrimp ponds, crab ponds,
Sarpanch of this village, Chief of 10 other villages.
Ḥe's got everything a lot. Even anger!
Enough! and his son?
Varun!
He've studied computer engineering.
When family went against him marrying the girl he loved,
he left the village and said he won't return, poor guy!
Exactly, that's why he sent me.
What's the matter?
The 'matter' is the problem.
Means?
My highness!
In your neighborhood village, Muddapuram,
I heard there is a famous medicine available?
Wild sparrow medicine.
If one take a little of it...
(Neighs like a horse)
That is for people who's matter is weak!
That is exactly what I want.
What? Your matter's weak?
Not to me. Then?
Varun's is weak.
Varun's matter is weak?
Yes! If he come directly,
the weak information might get leaked.
So, he sent me.
I will be in Varun's house. Can you get that for me?
One more request, my highness!
What?
Don't tell this to anyone, keep it a secret, my highness!
No, I won't tell anyone.
You can't hold anything inside. You won't tell. Go!
It's been a week I made any announcement.
There is no news to announce.
What to do?
What do we do now?
Hey Raja...!
Express Raja!
Alright man! Where are you going?
Muddapuram. To get Wild Sparrow medicine.
Why man? You aren't even married yet.
Not to me man! For Mr. Ramachandra Rao's son, Varun.
Varun's matter's weak?
Huh! This is a secret. Don't tell anyone.
Did you get it? I got it.
On that note, I'd like to inform everyone here,
Mr. Ramachandra Rao's son Varun's matter is weak...
Bullabbai...
uh Uncle, uncle, I am here.
Immediately go to Hyderabad, and
get my son and daughter-in-law!
Ok, uncle.
Whi you are at it, inform daughter-in-law's parents too.
Ok, uncle.
Why did you call us here so sudden?
We are falling short of workers to peal the dry coconuts
I called you to peal them off.
Oh! I don't know how to peal coconuts. Only designing!
Bubbabbai!
Uncle! Tell him, man!
Brother,
Yes!
Now Brother... Hey!
This is why, Villagers this you are something wrong.
Something wrong?
This!
This mean?
Means gay!
Gay means?
Gay means... Coconut without nut.
Coconut without a nut?
Coconut without nut? So funny!
Honey!
Father-in-law!
You've changed Relations too?
I mean father-in-law sent message so, I got her.
Whatever, Idiot!
They're saying you are not a man, why are you giggling?
Who said that? Nonsense. If you want, check it, dad!
Uh I mean, Father-in-law!
What's with you dear,
why are you interfering for everything?
She answers when you talk..
You answer when she talks...
What is this confusion to me?
Answer my question... Not you!
I don't know how to peal dry coconuts.
I am not talking about the fiber. The nut!
Oh god! I am perfectly alright!
Then why didn't have a kid even after 1 year of marriage?
We didn't think about it.
You were in rush for the wedding without our consent.
You won't you rush about the kids?
I mean, it's too early!
What? You'll have kids when you get old?
Already this matter became talk of the village.
Before it spreads to other villages
and I become unpopular,
I need to hear the good news that the girl is pregnant.
The one who announced that my son is gay,
from the same one
I should here the announcement about my grandchild.
Until then, you both should stay here!
I have a lot of work in my boutique!
You think I am jobless?
What did he say?
He is saying, get ready for the Baby shower.
No, I said I have a lot of work in the boutique.
What tick?
Boutique!
I'll kill you!
He is slapping me for everything!
Yes, Varun's got some important work in the office,
if he doesn't go, he'll lose the job.
If he gets fired, I'll buy him a company.
I will arrange a sewing machine for you too.
Go stitch the clothes.
I have enough property for generations.
You can have the whole property after my time.
You went against me, loved her and married her.
But I won't tolerate if you defame my family.
If you oppose me and try to escape from here...
I will kill your mother and get my self hanged!
I promise on the Nut!
Bullabbai!
Uncle!
Call our priest and
ask him to check for an auspicious time for that.
Boss!
I heard everything!
Thinking your brother won't come back,
hoping your uncle will handover the whole property to you...
You lend money from everyone in the village.
Looking at you, I took some money from other villagers.
If your brother stays here and give birth to kids,
your uncle will obviously keep his Will on his name.
Then you and me should clean the tushies of kids
and pass the time.
So you think I won't get anything?
100% not at all!
What do we do now, coal?
Let's plot a master plan immediately.
I will tell you, come!
Boss, I have a request.
How much do you want?
Not money!
My name is Bogaram Gurumurthy.
Please simply call me, 'Guru'
Alright Coal! Let's do just like that.
They won't let us go until we give birth to kids.
You've almost cried for those 3 days.
Now 9 months. You'll carry the whole load!
9 Months?
Yes!
You have pulled the string too much. You deserve it.
Me?
Then is it me?
Hello!
For this, I am the doer, doing , and deed
I'll give you one!
Leave us alone. Don't you get it?
It's love only if 2 hearts come together, not 2 bodies.
You are insensitive!
Wait, is yours love?
When you were in a relationship,
you both bump into each other and
how many times in a day
said 'I Love You' to each other?
24 hours weren't enough.
You said 'I love you' those many times.
Once you get married,
when you see each other,
how many time you said 'I Love You' to each other?
Once in a day?
Or once in a month?
Is this love?
Are we crazy to believe it?
Now a days,
all the relationships ended up like this.
Love at first sight!
Divorce at first fight!
They are taking divorce first,
and getting married after that these days!
11-11-11 is the wedding.
getting divorced by 12-12-12
Don't you hate yourself?
My highness!
No one gets a second chance to live.
I didn't get it either!
I been chasing you and begging you to tell you this.
It's not too late.
Try to understand each other!
Try to think from other's perspective.
I can't tell you anything more!
Thank you!
What's cooking?
You came home. I am cooking Chicken Pulao.
Oh Pulao is boring. Let's cook Dum Biryani today!
What Biryani?
Dum Biryani
You move aside. I will make it.
Superb!
Let's make lentil soup for this.
You can make Lentil soup too?
All the ingredients are right here!
Is there Asafoetida?
What? What is it?
Dry latex!
Ooh!
Next 7th, just within a week,
there is a very auspicious day. Let's confirm that.
Sure!
Sir! I'll take leave now!
Vasundhara!
Yes!
Why are you taking so long for coffee?
No no.
Why do you ask coffee in lunch time?
Our son have cooked some Dum Biryani.
Do you know how delicious it is?
Hey, get it here!
Come here!
Even the smell is making my mouth water.
Look at this!
No!
Are you proud of your son?
To let him step into kitchen,
I should heat a spatula and burn you.
Since his childhood,
Since he is the only kid, you pampered him like a girl.
Now he cooked something and you are so proud!
I been observing...
He is running around like a girl.
She is wearing Tee shirts and shorts like a boy!
what?
No use telling you...
I married a useless one who can't rise a kid.
I should slap myself.
What was that?
Dum Biryani.
Dum shouldn't be in Biryani, you idiot.
In You!
Gulab jamun!
Honey!
Don't eat! Please I'll have just one.
Aren't I telling you?
I am staying calm since everyone is here.
Why are you still eating?
Sugar complaint.
Oh!
Just a little with everyone...
Is that little?
Do you know how heavy calorie food it is?
It's ok dear. May be he loves it. Let him eat some.
Brother, you don't know anything. Please don't talk.
Is it for a day? or two?
Is it fun for me to behave like this?
It's for his own good.
If something happen to him, what about us?
No matter what I say, he'll never change!
The body became older but the mind is still childish.
This is all my fate!
What happened, dear?
I was...
Dad...
Did he say something?
No!
But you!
When he was shouting on you in front of everyone,
didn't you feel bad?
His anger is like boiling milk
If we wait for 2 minutes, it'll settle down.
If we stay patient for that 2 mins,
that get's cool down.
If I disagree,
Family won't stick together!
It's a loss for both!
If he gets mad at you for everything,
how can you stay together?
That is the greatness of a marriage.
the trick is to understand each other.
Though we are married for so long,
there is no day that he didn't yell at me
But I never said anything against him.
If something happens to me,
He can't bare it.
His love is more than the anger he shows on me.
He is a chief for the village.
he behaves like a kid sometimes.
Just because I understood that,
I stayed happy all these years.
I get bored if he doesn't yell.
This is how I am!
He usually calls me at this time!
Vasundhara!
Yes! Coming honey!
That!
Reading a book?
Come dear.
What are you doing here?
Nothing!
Can I ask you something?
Shoot!
You opted for love marriage.
If it didn't workout, you should've got separated!
How are you compromising
and baring mom all these years?
To bare, I don't think it's a pain. This is love.
Love before getting married,
only gives you attraction.
But love after marriage gives you
affections and emotions too!
If we can't notice it, we don't have a right to love!
How did you think I'll your mom go?
After getting married,
if I don't see all this in your mom's love,
you would've never come to this world!
What is this Bullabbai?
Saying it's an urgent matter,
this dark fellow didn't even let me finish my rice cakes.
I was bathing at the pond,
he dragged me half done,
as if earth is shattering. Coal fellow!
My brother Varun is back in village.
He didn't meet you.
Did you think why?
We've heard that his matter is weak.
May be he is embarrassed to meet us.
Yes!
So, you won't do anything? You aren't responsible?
Alright!
I will give you an idea.
Ramanamma strip show is happening in the next village.
Take my brother there for consoling,
your matter isn't weak,
give him confidence that he is all perfect.
Thanks man, bullabbai!
Take him today and prove your friendship.
Let's go man! Let's go!
Coal!
Boss!
I lit it for smoke.
You think it'll burn?
100%
Trust me, boss!
They are squeezing and spoiling my clothes.
When will I get a chance to wear them again?
(Cheering)
Who the hell are you?
It's me, Srinu! So, don't you have siblings. you'll hold like that?
Hey! what we've heard is true, man.
What did you hear?
cent percent !
Isn't this what I was supposed to buy!
What is it? Man! (Imitate horse)
Oh mother!
Wild sparrow medicine man!
I was asked to buy. Why are you hitting me?
(Oh! These are Varun's friends?)
Did you ask him to buy?
I'll give you one!
Why are you coming close?
Did you see? It's not (High pitch). It is (Low pitch).
Alright, let's go.
Where?
There is strip show in the other village. Let's go!
I show music show and magic show.
What is this strip show?
Oh god! It is Ramanamma Company,
they have a lot of shows, let's go!
Who is she?
Why should I go?
Looks like he isn't going to listen,
Lift him.
Hey! hey!
I am in middle of something, leave me! Hold him. move!
Uncle!
We are about to lose prode.
What happened man?
Brother went to commit a mistake
that no one from our family ever did.
If I hit you with Coconut, you'll die too, idiot!
Tell me what exactly have happened to me.
Brother and his friends are going
to Ramanamma's strip show
What?
Strip Show?
What are you saying?
Yes, uncle! How insulting is it?
Did you see?
With my own eye, Uncle!
Then,
Go to each idiot who said he is not fit for family making,
tell them this with a drum roll!
Um.. What is it, uncle?
Go to each idiot who said he is not fit for family making,
tell them this with a drum roll!
Then, they'll shut up!
Get going!
Sure, Uncle!
My goodness! Did she confuse Strip show with a Music Show and went along?
I need to go immediately and get her back.
Hopscotch in Naidu's garden...
Two sticks game near Reddy's Borewell.
I learned them both.
Jumping game near Tool keeper's house.
Pressing twig game near Gold smith's lane,
I learned them both.
My match and the one to sing & dance with me,
Who is it among you?
The age is cheering. Where is the one to stop it?
I am the new stock, that isn't in the market yet.
I am the juicy mango!
I am a piece jaggery if you taste me,
I cam all the way to find a naughty guy!
If someone steps forward, I'll give him a date.
If one like that steps forward, I'll open my house gate.
I came here after checking all states.
No one made me eat something sour
I am still trying to find that one.
My dress I wore is asking when?
If someone like that comes, I will give the seat next to me.
If someone like that comes, the bed room light never gets on.
My match and the one who will sing & dance with me,
Who is the one among you?
My age is screaming, where is the one to stop it?
At Naidu's garden,
near Reddy's borewell,
I've learned them all
Oh god!
It's been forever I danced like this!
Pallavi, you danced well too.
Thank you!
Varun, after a very long time I see you being happy.
You too!
Good night!
What is this new habit?
I felt like saying, so I did.
Ok, good night!
Hey Coal!
Boss!
You made me sell my last piece of gold to buy this
You think this will work out?
Don't get tensed, boss!
I kept the goons ready!
This is our last investment.
After this, it'll only be benefits.
What did you plan, man?
Wait until your brother goes out,
then go to your sister-in-law and say,
'Sister-in-law!'
'Brother is going somewhere in the car very fast'
'what happened? shall we stop?'
'Shall we take this sumo', you ask
In that tension, your sister-in-law,
will get in without asking what and where.
Then?
Then we kidnap her, what else?
Super, man!
That is making me feel I owned the property already.
Yes!
Now, let's wait for brother.
She sent some message.
Varun,
why are you disconnecting my call?
Not even returning the calls!
Did I do something wrong?
You are avoiding me just around the wedding.
Good morning!
Good bye!
What happened?
She got pregnant!
Chi! Do you have any shame?
I won't stay here for another moment.
I am going to die.
Not just dying,
I will take your body away and
make you miserable all your life.
Pallavi!
Take this.
Hey!
Pallavi!
Varun,
you are disconnecting my calls and
not returning the calls.
Did I do something wrong?
You are avoiding me when wedding is around!
Oh! Shit!
Pallavi!
Hey Bullabbai! Your sister-in-law,
Sister-in-law?
Your brother is going somewhere. Go get the vehicle.
Same dialogue.
Hey move man!
But Sister-in-law...
Hey Bullabbai, don't ask me Why, What, How...
first follow that car.
Again, same dialogue!
Hey come on!
Ok, sister-in-law!
come, get in.
Where you going this way?
Short cut!
What is it Pallavi?
What happened?
Where are you going?
To die!
Don't tense me, tell me what happened, Pallavi.
You said there is nothing between Varun and Divya.
I heard about their affair with my own easrs
But that is...
Don't talk anymore.
I am a female. I have some emotions and feeliung.
A woman can forgive anything.
But not another woman being in her husband's life.
Varun is a golden guy!
Take him and make ornaments to your wife.
Dear, trust me!
Divya and him are not in any affair.
First get the speed down.
No way!
You should die when your time is up but not with agony!
I will die like this.
What?
When I die, that Varun's body should get distroyed!
He deserves all that.
Oh god! There is a car in front of you.
You drama queen!
Spoiled my family and came all the way here?
Are you ok?
If something happened, you can stay happily with him?
who?
Varun!
You are Varun!
Hey! Don't come near, I'll give you one.
What is it Varun?
I came all the way and you talk like this.
Why? your message wasn't enough?
I came directly because you didn't reply that message.
Oh you can't wait anymore?
The wedding is in 2 days, Varun!
How do I do without you?
Oh! You guys have fixed a date?
So, before I even give divorced,
you both wanted to get married already?
Oh no!
Varun, Varun!
Do you even hear yourself?
To get m,e married to the one I loved,
You've convinced my parents like an elder son would.
Aren't you my brother and friend too?
I believed in you and you left without tell me.
You are talking crazy.
Do you know why I came all the way?
Why?
To give you my first invitation card.
I need to see Varun immediately.
That's a right call.
Come with me.
What?
Where?
Why did you get me here?
Come Sister-in-law!
Why are we here?
Come madam, we'll tell you.
Answer me, man!
Please sit, sis-in-law!
What is it? What are you doing?
That's it, Sis-in-law.
What is it?
K I D N A P... Kidnap!
What kidnap, you dirty son of a...
It's ok, It's all in the game!
Hey leave me.
Pallavi is in anger, might do something to herself.
Sis-in-law, you are tensed and talking weird.
You are Pallavi.
Come on, just leave me.
Sister-in-law, listen me to just for a while.
Once my work is done, I will drop you safe at home.
Hey, first untie me you son of a...
I will kill you.. Stop it, sister-in-law!
If you say, she won't stop. You have to stop it.
Looks like brother's phone is with her.
If his phone is here, that means her phone is there.
Yes, correct!
Sister-in-law... Sorry!
Please cooperate with us.
Careful, slow... without touching her...
Thanks, Thanks!
(I suspected him unnecessarily.)
Now I found you. Why are you standing on the way?
You asked me to get the medicine...
Now you are avoiding me.
Who will pay me?
If I don't get paid, I'll die below this car today.
Hey, I'll give you one!
I will die.
Hello, Varun!
Yes, I want Varun.
Who is talking?
I am your brother by the relation, My name is Bullabbai.
Bullabbai, what?
Mr. Varun !
Listen to me carefully.
I've kidnapped sister-in-law.
Kidnap?
For what?
For property!
For property?
Yes!
If you don't come here in 10 mins and
give me the property,
I will kill the sister-in-law.
But Bullabbai, listen to me...
Already you are done with 10 secs.
Put the phone down.
Do you know where is our rice mill?
Yes!
I will pay you there, come.
People go to bank for money,
you are taking me to rice mill. let's go fast.
Hands of the law are long.
But my phone's tracking is
longer and longer. It's 70 mm.
Who is this?
Looking at the costume, he looks like a lawyer, boss!
May be people we owe to sent us notices.
We haven't been attending their calls, right!
Hey, black coat!
I will return every debt, with interest.
Stay aside for 10 minutes.
The matter will be settled.
I just need 5 minutes.
Untie her, I will finish my deal.
Hey dirt bag! How dare you?
While I am right here,
you say inappropriate things to my sister-in-law?
Just because I took debts for luxury,
did kidnap for property,
if you say wrong things, I will you rip you apart.
Take interest for the debt.
variable interest or compound interest.
But if you ask for the self-respect, I'll kill you.
Hey, she is my sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law is equal to mother, man!
Mother!
Do you realize how much you talk?
You are in an emotion.
I think you are confused,
I am Swaroop.
I am a lawyer.
I cam here only to discuss divorce with your sis-in-law.
Divorce?
What are you talking about?
Your brother and his wife have applied for divorce.
I took up their case.
I came to take them for final hearing.
What my brother and sister-in-law are getting divorced?
Is it true?
It is true!
Look at this
You have to open it like this.
Why did you give it to me upside down?
It's in English.
Oh!
Read it man!
Why did you give it to him?
He can read English. Oh!
This is a
Mutual divorce case.
Under section 13B,
In the year 1955,
Hindu Marriage act.
Oh my god! Gopala Gopala!
How do you know the law point, sir?
I did my LLB in early 1980's.
Sir, I was born in 1980.
You are my senior sir!
Hey!
What are you discussing? I don't understand.
I am telling him you are a great man.
Oh! Alright then. Is he telling us the truth?
How does it matter to us?
See Mr. Junior!
Sir!
Unless that Varun come here and sign the papers,
We won't release Pallavi.
Sir, I am extremely sorry to say, But...
You are extremely mistaken.
What? Yes!
His brother filed for divorce to get rid of her.
then, why will he come for her?
He'll be happy if she's dead. Won't he?
Who the hell gave this useless idea, sir?
I haven't' heard of such pathetic idea in a while.
Who would.. Junior!
It is me.
You?
Actually what happened...
I thought the ladies sentiment will work out.
We don't know these divorce details, right!
What to do now?
We are stuck.
Sir, I have an idea.
What?
If you are ok with it...
Isn't it better to leave her and catch him?
Wow! Dude what a good idea!
Thank you, Thank you, sir!
God bless you!
Sir, can I take her now?
With pleasure!
Madam, What is this madam?
I have always imagined you with a 2-piece bikini in pool.
Left, left. This is it. Stop!
Brother, Brother!
Where is Varun?
What Varun? Varun!
Brother! Are you getting divorce for real?
Hey! You guys discuss later.
Pay me first. It started smelling.
Oh mother!
Did you see, madam?
Even when you in such sensitive position,
He came on her.
I mean, he came with her.
What are you doing here?
Oh Sorry madam, Sorry!
You went against family to marry her, didn't you?
The complications are natural.
Do you have to divorce for that?
Why we applied for divorce is...
Brother, please stay together.
Don't get separated.
I don't even want the property.
I just have a few debts. Please clear them.
Ok!
Coal!
Kidnap cancel!
It's not a bus or train ticket to cancel.
Kidnap!
Hey!
hey, hey, hey!
Coal!
I will break your coal!
Hey! What are you looking at? Take care of him.
Hey!
Sir is saying something, do it.
Boss...
No, boss!
Oh mother!
I am the boss to these Yes bosses!
Hey!
Shut up!
Boys, come on!
You are an emotional fool.
I know you are an ointment for sentiments.
You heart is butter. If it melts, it become ghee.
We get fat.
If you don't sign the papers,
no one can can get out from here.
What is this madam? Do you need these fights?
If you have flexibility, don't use it in fights.
We can use it somewhere else. Come, Madam!
What? What did you say?
Come on, boys!
Hey, hey, I will kill you!
I will slap you with my slipper
You dirty bags!
Not here, come for the fight.
Come
Attack her
Hey! Stop!
No.
No, hey!
Hey, Hey!
I will slit the throat if you don't sign the papers.
If you slit the throat, how do I sign?
Yes, That is true!
Sis-in-law!
Yes!
Whatever with you. I'll take care of him.
I will take care!
Varun!
I am sorry!
You shouldn't smoke.
You shouldn't get drunk.
Ok!
Uh.. You shouldn't marry Divy...
Pallavi!!!
Is that you how made the sound?
Yes, sir! It is very painful.
The.. That's mine.
No, sir! It's mine.
It's mine.
No sir, this is mine.
It is mine!
What happened?
It became triple omelet, sir!
I am hungry, give me a little, please!
This is not an omelet made of onions, sir!
Omelet made of Potatoes.
Oh god! I don't want it.
I don't want it too.
What to do now?
well.. Use this. It'll get cured.
What is this?
This is for the omelets to..
Is it?
Come closer.
Came closer.
Come little more closer.
I am blushing
Hey Pallavi, get up!
We've changed back.
Yeah!
Mr. Harischandra Prasad!
Sir!
Mr. Harischandra Prasad!
He won't come like this.
Why not?
Don't talk rubbish. You don't talk to me like that.
There!
Wow!
So, I found my entry to the upper level.
Happily go for it, lawyer!
I've done 99 mistake in life and earned money with it.
But I never felt this happy when I did them.
All these days, for cooperating,
for opposing me,
Thank you both!
(After a few months)
My baby!
Looking for dad?
What is it sir?
Didn't you say you'll get me divorced after my madam?
You promised me.
Now you say, stay together!
No way, Sir!
Suchee...
Who are you talking to?
This person is sitting here and you ask who am I talking to?
Can't you see him?
Who?
Oh god!
It's the lawyer who ran around you to get you divorced.
You said Swarrop means commitment;
commitment means Swaroop
I already found someone else in this gap.
Dear Service provider,
that fool provided me with a medicine.
I didn't check the expiry date and ate it.
I don't know how to explain you and
you don't seem understanding.
You keep saying Divorce and Commitment!
Sir, you don't get it.
You said commitment and messed up everything.
I need to get divorced now and...
It started for her,
Jamba Lakidi Pamba!
Oh my darling, you became lyrics for my love song.
you are the noise of my heart's DJ
No No don't worry!
I am the lawyer.
If I wore the black coat, it'll be fire in the court.
I know all the sections.
I will won.
No matter what the problem is,
come and knock my door.
Oh my darling!
you are lyrics to my love song.
You are the noise of my Herat's DJ.
I am Madhubala. You are fixed the remix as Majnu!
I became the dream of your stage.
Why do you need umbrella when you walk in sun?
I will turn clouds into sun roof!
Boy, if it;s cold outside,
If you are feeling shiverish...
I will make you warm with my hug!
Come closer so, air won't come between us.
Let's get lost in Jamba Lakidi pamba
Let's go fly as boy and girl!
Let's get lost in Jamba Lakidi Pamba
Let's open the curtains of the windows to heaven